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[Stirk]

They're so insincere.  They suck up to Tanya-senpai and hang about her like a remora.  They're not even a good friend!  They leech!  They USE Tanya-senpai to catapult themself to second-most-popular status and then they just drag her down with pointless nittering about their every little problem and then demand Tanya-senpai solve it and Tanya-senpai doesn't even notice!
((No.  No split personality.  We're already crazy enough.))

There is no such thing as crazy enough!

What is it about Senpai's childhood friend that you find so obnoxious?

Well, first of all that little bitch Tsubomi is always sticking around senpai, stringing her along with her "shy" and "cutesy" act.
Once something manages to "upset" her, which happens every other day, she clings to our senpai in tears, and Tanya-senpai, being the good person she is, has to defend that little wench.

((No.  No split personality.  We're already crazy enough.))

(I'd have to agree with that. And how would we even terrorize fight against our other self?)

That is what makes it so difficult! Its no fun to just murderstab them into submission. We are our own worst enemy! Perfect thematic fit. And its a twist. Twists are fun.

For permakill, we made a deal with our split personality. Whoever Senpai kisses first is the winner, with the other me being destroyed.

[Audioworm333]

Split personality... Interesting, but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to retcon that. I don't think I could really handle something like that, see. Besides, even though SANITY IS FOR THE WEAK!, there is such a thing as too crazy.

[TheBiggerFish]

Split personality... Interesting, but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to retcon that. I don't think I could really handle something like that, see. Besides, even though SANITY IS FOR THE WEAK!, there is such a thing as too crazy.

[Stirk]

Split personality... Interesting, but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to retcon that. I don't think I could really handle something like that, see. Besides, even though SANITY IS FOR THE WEAK!, there is such a thing as too crazy.

It was worth a try  . _{I'll just have to push the boundaries of 'too crazy' to prove this wrong...I wasn't going to get enough votes to pass anyway....}

[Sl4cker]

Tanya-senpai's childhood friend just happens to live right next to us, have a similar knife collection to us, also has a shrine to senpai that little bi-
And also may have been responsible for that one girl's death about two years ago... We mean, We didn't kill her, who else could have?

[vkiNm]

Tanya-senpai's childhood friend just happens to live right next to us, have a similar knife collection to us, also has a shrine to senpai that little bi-
And also may have been responsible for that one girl's death about two years ago... We mean, We didn't kill her, who else could have?

Another Yandere? This is perfect.

[Sirus]

What is it about Senpai's childhood friend that you find so obnoxious?

Well, first of all that little bitch Tsubomi is always sticking around senpai, stringing her along with her "shy" and "cutesy" act.
Once something manages to "upset" her, which happens every other day, she clings to our senpai in tears, and Tanya-senpai, being the good person she is, has to defend that little wench.

((No.  No split personality.  We're already crazy enough.))

(I'd have to agree with that. And how would we even terrorize fight against our other self?)

Yes, exactly this! Tsubomi is just taking advantage of Tanya-senpai's kind heart!

[NAV]

Tanya-senpai's childhood friend just happens to live right next to us, have a similar knife collection to us, also has a shrine to senpai that little bi-
And also may have been responsible for that one girl's death about two years ago... We mean, We didn't kill her, who else could have?

Another Yandere? This is perfect.

+1 to this.

Tsubomiès butt is not nice at all. Senpai deserves better.

[TheBiggerFish]

Tanya-senpai's childhood friend just happens to live right next to us, have a similar knife collection to us, also has a shrine to senpai that little bi-
And also may have been responsible for that one girl's death about two years ago... We mean, We didn't kill her, who else could have?

Another Yandere? This is perfect.

+1 to this.

Tsubomiès butt is not nice at all. Senpai deserves better.

+1...Again, morbid curiosity strikes.

[NAV]

huh my keyboard isnèt working. It turns all apostrophes into èèèèèèèèèèèèè.

[TheBiggerFish]

huh my keyboard isnèt working. It turns all apostrophes into èèèèèèèèèèèèè.

Confirmed.

[Stirk]

Tanya-senpai's childhood friend just happens to live right next to us, have a similar knife collection to us, also has a shrine to senpai that little bi-
And also may have been responsible for that one girl's death about two years ago... We mean, We didn't kill her, who else could have?

+1~

If we can't be our own worst enemy, then it is only fitting to have a hard-to-kill enemy like this.

huh my keyboard isnèt working. It turns all apostrophes into èèèèèèèèèèèèè.

At least you can finally type Pokemon correctly.

[Adragis]

((we should have made Tanya-senpai identical to Yandere-chan))

[Sl4cker]

But... Yandere vs Yandere battles! Who can kill more people out of love the fastest?! Exciting heart-throbbing and heart-stabbing adventures!

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Tanya-senpai's childhood friend just happens to live right next to us, have a similar knife collection to us, also has a shrine to senpai that little bi-
And also may have been responsible for that one girl's death about two years ago... We mean, We didn't kill her, who else could have?

Another Yandere? This is perfect.

+1 to this.

Tsubomiès butt is not nice at all. Senpai deserves better.

+1 to this