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Author Topic: Advisers to an Incompetent King RTD  (Read 30604 times)

TheBiggerFish

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Re: Advisers to an Incompetent King RTD
« Reply #315 on: November 15, 2015, 02:45:26 pm »

Suddenly, Arghl Nooo, Archmagus Extraordinaire and Public Relations Specialist, appears.
He makes a speech.
"I have no idea what is going on right now.  But I have some good news, at least for some people.  The King is... Healed.  And somehow a mermaid.  Now excuse me while I go panic about the army that's probably going to kill me despite the fact that almost none of this can be pinned on anyone but this John Locke guy.  Oh and then there's the guy who got the king so drunk that his liver gave up.  Darius something.  And the painfruit guy, but he's long gone.
Please, kill them first.  Thank you all."
*bamf*
What happened to the painfruits?
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Re: Advisers to an Incompetent King RTD
« Reply #316 on: November 15, 2015, 03:11:42 pm »

((Can I be mercinary?))
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Re: Advisers to an Incompetent King RTD
« Reply #317 on: November 15, 2015, 03:14:44 pm »

Locke Plan: Ask the Rebel want with diplomat in one of the neutral  zone.

If that fail: Get rest of my army and start rode on mighty steed and help the peasant and give them and told what will happen if the rebel wins



"I never expect to such great leader but it has time that fate has chosen to me lead this nation out the chaos"
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Re: Advisers to an Incompetent King RTD
« Reply #318 on: November 15, 2015, 03:16:42 pm »

Suddenly, Arghl Nooo, Archmagus Extraordinaire and Public Relations Specialist, appears.
He makes a speech.
"he fact that almost none of this can be pinned on anyone but this John Locke guy. 



"You blame the man that saveing this nation from it very doom and help charge the rebels, isn't good idea and the people love me"
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Re: Advisers to an Incompetent King RTD
« Reply #319 on: November 15, 2015, 03:30:39 pm »

"You are failing at language, I cannot see how you're going to run an entire kingdom.
It's still your fault.  You riled up everyone, you went public with the King's illness, you basically did everything that would make the situation worse.  Except that play.  That actually helped."
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Re: Advisers to an Incompetent King RTD
« Reply #320 on: November 15, 2015, 03:39:50 pm »

"You are failing at language, I cannot see how you're going to run an entire kingdom.
It's still your fault.  You riled up everyone, you went public with the King's illness, you basically did everything that would make the situation worse.  Except that play.  That actually helped."

"Do you know, it wasn't impossible the keep the king illness secret, by announce it make lesser the effect if rumors start spreading, It could damage even more this active Rebellion."

 "I hope for regent take control, How the heck I know the nobility were going be stupid twat that going destroy their own kingdom, the next day will show you that I can being this kingdom to order and law"


ACTION:Locke horse-rider come in

"Now men, FOR THE COMMONWEALTH, FOR THE KINGDOM"


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Re: Advisers to an Incompetent King RTD
« Reply #321 on: November 15, 2015, 03:56:58 pm »

Hm. A single request?

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Very well. Let King Roland be teleported here to the Fabled City of Gold. None of this is his fault, really. One cannot help it if they are grossly unsuited to their lot in life. And maybe Asha and/or Classified as well if that can be packed into the same request, but don't push it.
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Re: Advisers to an Incompetent King RTD
« Reply #322 on: November 15, 2015, 04:22:44 pm »

"Fuck this, I'm outta here."
Immediately after this conversation, head to another location.
Perhaps this City of Gold I've heard about.
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« Reply #323 on: November 15, 2015, 04:36:47 pm »

((Can I be mercinary?))
((Sorry, full again.))
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Re: Advisers to an Incompetent King RTD
« Reply #324 on: November 15, 2015, 04:54:52 pm »

"Now, it is clear what we must do. The elven priestess Imeremifava must be sacrificed and her magic released back into the forces of the world that flow through the land, in order to heal the rend made by dark beings, that lurk in the treasury below. Who's with me? Who'll save the kingdom, if not the King?"

  "Let the martyr Locke lead his glorious troops into one great charge, a man better suited for his regal purpose there never was. But we must destroy this vile opening before it spreads to consume the whole land! I beg your help!"


Take the priestess Imeremifava down to the treasury and sacrifice her, using the force released by her death to seal the hole in the fabric of our plane, and banish what emerged to whence it crawled from. Prioritise this above all else, though violently resist any attempts to stop me, obviously.
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Re: Advisers to an Incompetent King RTD
« Reply #325 on: November 15, 2015, 10:12:53 pm »

"I have no magic, dark one. I can only ask the gods to act on my behalf. But I have faith that they will not stand for this senseless murder." I do not resist Hobnob. I only pray for protection as I am taken to the portal room.
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« Reply #326 on: November 15, 2015, 11:13:43 pm »

"Hey, I won't allow tha-"

Classified is teleported.
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Re: Advisers to an Incompetent King RTD
« Reply #327 on: November 16, 2015, 06:33:03 am »

((Shouldn't Asha be teleported as well?))
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« Reply #328 on: November 16, 2015, 08:11:56 am »

((I figured I'd make my action more open-ended in case Sir Mangrove doesn't roll well.))
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Re: Advisers to an Incompetent King RTD
« Reply #329 on: November 16, 2015, 09:15:19 am »

If I'm not teleported, defend the priestess.
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Seriously, ATHATH, we need to have an intervention about your death mug problem.
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*slow clap* Well ATHATH congratulations. You managed to give the MC a mental breakdown before we even finished the first arc.
I didn't even read it first, I just saw it was ATHATH and noped it. Now that I read it x3 to noping
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