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Author Topic: Roll to Slay: worst game-killing reason ever  (Read 2009 times)

Elephant Parade

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Roll to Slay: worst game-killing reason ever
« on: October 18, 2015, 01:34:06 pm »
The king has put out a bounty on a dragon's head. That might seem like an overreaction, but the dragon ate, like, five of the king's sheep, and stole his favourite sceptre while he was out getting ice cream. That's pretty mean.

Originally, the king planned to hire two heroes:

  • A knight, to go forth and slay the dragon
  • A wizard, to cast a spell that would aid the knight

Unexpectedly, he received word from many knights and many wizards. Surprised, he took two days to decide what to do.

He settled on holding a drawing. He will select one knight and one wizard at random. If they failed, well, the knight's probably already dead, but the wizard would have to be exiled.

The king also hired a bunch of spies to do spy stuff—using the last of the kingdom's funds—and they brought back this Dragon Report:

Spoiler: Dragon Report - Day 1 (click to show/hide)

Afterward, he read the daily Royal Report, delivered by his chancellors.

Spoiler: Royal Report - Day 1 (click to show/hide)

Once he was done with these reports, he obtained the jars of names. The first names he drew out were...


Spoiler: Joining (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: November 12, 2015, 10:55:39 am by Elephant Parade »
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Re: Roll to Slay
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2015, 01:41:34 pm »
Name: Accurio the Anemic
Spell: Emotional Transference (transfers the caster's current emotional state to the castee)
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Re: Roll to Slay
« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2015, 02:20:48 pm »
I am Gram the Impossibly Valiant, of the Order of the Honor. I fight with a humungous cavalry sword.
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Re: Roll to Slay
« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2015, 08:16:54 pm »
I am Maruck, the summoner. I will conjure demons to aid the knight in battle.

There's no way that could go wrong, right?

Right?
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Re: Roll to Slay
« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2015, 08:20:03 pm »
I am OooooDARK the Wise...
I is Necromancer, and Shaman
Spell: Raise Undead Plants and animals
« Last Edit: October 19, 2015, 12:47:57 pm by crazyabe »
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Re: Roll to Slay
« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2015, 09:53:02 pm »
I am Ser Kenric the Bravehearted, of the order of The Thousand Potato Fields. I wield a Bastard sword and a kite shield, and wear full plate armor.
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Re: Roll to Slay
« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2015, 12:45:51 pm »
I am known as the Black Knight. I am not part of any order. I wield my two-handed sword with impeccable skill.
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Re: Roll to Slay
« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2015, 02:18:01 pm »
Wizard: Slamond the Snackomancer

Spell: Summon Slays Slowtato chips, guaranteed to distract a hungry dragon for at least 10 seconds or your money back.
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Re: Roll to Slay
« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2015, 10:17:17 pm »
Knight.
Name: Urist the Abnormally Reckless
Order: Sacred Order of the Unstoppable Wall
Weapon: An incredibly sturdy tower shield. It is silver, emblazoned with a stylized crimson tower, and covered in spearhead-like spikes. It looks like it would be extremely unpleasant if he hit it you with it. It would.
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Re: Roll to Slay
« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2015, 01:34:45 am »
I am Ser Charles 'Please stay within range of my bow I beg of you' Calvinus, of the order Calvin. I fight with two shortbows at the same time.
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Re: Roll to Slay
« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2015, 05:39:13 am »
I am known as Docter J of the order of basket balls. I wield magic basketballs with impeccable form.
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Re: Roll to Slay
« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2015, 10:52:42 am »
I am Sir Sigurd the Angry of the order of The Angry Berserkers and I use my bare hands spiked gauntlets
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just shot him with a balistic arrow, i think he will get stuned from that >.>

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Re: Roll to Slay
« Reply #12 on: October 20, 2015, 02:43:25 pm »
I am Sir Alvaro Rodrigues, hailing from a fabled order of The Rouge Scribes and I use my supreme penmanship to vanquish foes!
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Re: Roll to Slay
« Reply #13 on: October 20, 2015, 09:36:46 pm »
I am Master John Smith. I am pretending to be a wizard, but am really a thief.
I have a pouch of glitter to emulate "spells." My secret plan is detailed below.

Spoiler: Secret Plan (GM Only!) (click to show/hide)
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Re: Roll to Slay
« Reply #14 on: October 20, 2015, 10:59:10 pm »
Quote from: Tomasque on October 20, 2015, 09:36:46 pm
I am Master John Smith. I am pretending to be a wizard, but am really a thief.
I have a pouch of glitter to emulate "spells." My secret plan is detailed below.

Spoiler: Secret Plan (GM Only!) (click to show/hide)
What an amazing secret plan! I sure am glad I immediately looked at it without regard to the "secret" label.
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