Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[origamiscienceguy]

How often should I do the turn? Once everybody has posted, or once a day? Once every two days? Working on Turn 1 right now.

Also, CrazyAbe and BluarianKnight are now waitlisted.

[Nosaneinme]

What you expect,  the day of heavy infantry are over in Europe.


 How my character was the ultimate melee heavy infantry

[origamiscienceguy]

Corruption Fish Milk Dice, (4) Finds a pair of scissors in the grass that must have fallen through another person's portal. The scissors would be super effective on his own paper, but not for much else. He says many things that nobody else understands.

Opiter Viridius Maccalus (4) Orders A formation to be made. George Washington, Corruption Fish Milk Dice, and Dr. Strangelove join him in a line on the castle walls. The line effectively cuts down one wave of troops.

George Washington, (2) Gives a speech about Freedom and Liberty, but everybody looks on him like he's crazy.

Sergio Perkovic (6) Goes into the area where the wounded are kept, and he instantly heals all of them just by walking into the room. The troops join Opiter's line on the walls. He runs out too and shouts something that nobody understands.

Nilson Kent, (4) puts on his most proffetional look possible and walks out of the castle, demanding to see the enemy siege leader. The other soldiers, obviously dumbstruck by his proffetionalism, show him to one of the senior officers, but not the commander.

Dr. Strangelove (2) Tries to ignite the nuclear device he is riding, but ends up burning his own finger.

[bsnott]

Search to find out whether or not any breach has been made into the castle.

[Nosaneinme]

Continue on until the enemy surrenders or eliminated

[BluarianKnight]

BUT STONK IS POLISH

..I must comment to this, apologies.

POLISH IS STRONK, UNLIKE PUNY SOVIET BEAR.

[JENTREN]

Name: TONY FUCKING MONTANA [don't include the "fucking"
Gender: What? I'm male you dumbfuck.
Age: What? I'm 33. Why you askin' me that for?
Time Period: The Cold War; 1980-1983
Occupation: Former Drug Kingpin
Items/vehicle brought with you: M16 w/ M203 Grenade Launcher
Is ammo infinite?
Yes                           No
 
bring nothing else        250 rounds of ammo and 9 grenades.

is this too overkill?

[ATHATH]

Detonate the nuke near the castle. Force a game-restart on turn 1 2.

By the way, the bomb is approximately Nagasaki level.

[Nosaneinme]

Detonate the nuke near the castle. Force a game-restart on turn 1 2.

By the way, the bomb is approximately Nagasaki level.

Can someone just his nuke, or if roll a one it turn the nuke a dud or something

[Salsacookies]

Kick the Nuke into Outer Space, 'cause MERICA!!!

[Hiddenleafguy]

Leave the formation, and attempt to.sneak behind their lines, then stab an isolated soldier in the neck and steal his uniform, if the man I kill has a knife, use it to sharpen my scissors, then search for their general.

[blazing glory]

Berate the officer and everyone around me for incompetence and demand to see the commander again.

[origamiscienceguy]

Sergio Perkovic (4) Looks around the castle and expertly spots a breach in the walls.

Corruption Fish Milk Dice (5) Sneaks out of the castle through the breach that Sergio s expertly found, and staps an isolated soldier in the neck, takes his knife, and sharpenes his scissors. He now has Sharp Scissors!

Nilson Kent (5) puts on a profetional look again and demands to see the commander. The senior officer immediately takes him to the commander.

Opiter Viridius Maccalus (6) Continues to kill the people charging towards him until the whole attacking army surrenders.

The Battle Is Won

Dr. Strangelove (5) Successfully starts the nuke. It is on a 30 second timer.

George Washington (1) kicks the bomb as hard as he can, but he just ends up detonating it instantly.

EVERYBODY DIES

Name: TONY FUCKING MONTANA [don't include the "fucking"
Gender: What? I'm male you dumbfuck.
Age: What? I'm 33. Why you askin' me that for?
Time Period: The Cold War; 1980-1983
Occupation: Former Drug Kingpin
Items/vehicle brought with you: M16 w/ M203 Grenade Launcher
Is ammo infinite?
Yes                           No
 
bring nothing else        250 rounds of ammo and 9 grenades.

is this too overkill?

No. It's not overkill. You are now on the waitlist. And off of it again. I told you this would be fast.

I will start a new scenario soon. Everybody who dies can make a new character if you want just make sure it is different than one already made.

[crazyabe]

Well That was a fun thing to watch! 

[germanyfrance]

Name: Justin Bieber
Gender: I'm not sure
Age: probably 14ish by the way he (she) acts
Time Period: Unfortunately, the present.
Occupation: Depression Inducer.
Items/ vehicles brought with: 20 pounds worth of Justin Bieber Nail Polish