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[Elephant Parade]

You hear a cry for help.

"Hey! They're after me! Come here, quick!"

You decide that, being just another peasant, you don't particularly want to get involved in a conf—

"I command you! Help me, or I'll have you beheaded!"

You turn to them.



Oh, it's the king. Why is the king under attack by



...Scarecrows?

Well, you should probably do something to help. Luckily, you've brought your trusty [INSERT OBJECT HERE], and you have a plan: [INSERT ACTION HERE]! Also, your shirt is [colour].

Spoiler: King (click to show/hide)

Health: 200/200
Equipment: King's Crown, Royal Sceptre
Mood: Paranoid

Spoiler: Foes (click to show/hide)

Scarecrow A: Undamaged
Scarecrow B: Undamaged
Scarecrow C: Undamaged

Spoiler: Overview (click to show/hide)

[AoshimaMichio]

I have Experimental MIRV and I plan to blow scarecrows and King into smithereens since he dared to bother me. Also my shirt is ideal blue.

[Nosaneinme]

Start expain on why Monarchism is a defunct idealogy and that  we must raise the flag of the glorious new republic with my new model army defeat the foe and Save the People for great justice and liberty, FOR GREAT  liberalism   


"liberty, equality, fraternity"

[Elephant Parade]

I have Experimental MIRV and I plan to blow scarecrows and King into smithereens since he dared to bother me. Also my shirt is ideal blue.

[6]You have a gigantic nuclear missile.

[4]

I have Experimental MIRV and I plan to blow scarecrows and King into smithereens since he dared to bother me. Also my shirt is ideal blue.

I plan to blow scarecrows and King into smithereens since he dared to bother me.

I plan to

You concoct a plan: You'll use the missile to blow the scarecrows—and the King—to smithereens! Good plan.

start expain on what Monarchy defunct, We Must raise the Flag of the Glorious new Republic and my new model army defeat the foe and Save the People for great justice and liberty, FOR GREAT  liberalism   

[3]You have a tiny flag. Your shirt is orange.

[3]You start ranting about democracy and monarchy and republics. You're not sure anyone listened. Perhaps you should go to a place with more people?



Enemy Phase

[1][3][6]Well, you didn't get much done, but whatever. They're just scarecrows; no matter how paranoid the king is, they won't be able to har—



On second thought, maybe you should deal with the three scarecrows.



Uh, two scarecrows.

Royalty Phase
The king cowers in fear.

Spoiler: King (click to show/hide)

HP: 180/200
Equipment: King's Crown, Royal Sceptre
Mood: Terrified

Spoiler: Foes (click to show/hide)

Scarecrow A: Undamaged
Scarecrow B: An unfortunate victim of friendly fire
Scarecrow C: Remorseful

Fallen players will respawn at the end of next turn. They may replace their old object with a new one, if they wish.

[Megggas]

I brought my trusty flamethrower and I will burn the scarecrows to ashes.  Also, my shirt is lime green.

[Nosaneinme]

Respawn with my NEW MODEL ARMY and Take over the kingdom

[Lightningfalcon]

With my trusty red shirt and my skillfull cunning, I infiltrate the ranks of the laser scarecrows in order to learn their secrets.

[Elephant Parade]

Respawn with my NEW MODEL ARMY and Take over the kingdom

You're not dead.

[AkumaKasai]

Equipped with a green shirt, I detonate Aoshima's while hiding in the safety of my fridge.

[Nosaneinme]

Respawn with my NEW MODEL ARMY and Take over the kingdom

You're not dead.

Then start NEW MODEL ARMY and take over the kingdom

[Yoink]

I have my trusty bong, and I will blaze it whilst wearing my psychedelic purple shirt.

[Fr0stByt3]

I have my plasma rifle, and I will fire it at the scarecrows! I am wearing a Teal shirt.

[AoshimaMichio]

I have universal remote nuclear detonator and I use it to detonate the nuke. And ideal blue shirt.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

I have a mind transfer unit and I use it to send my mind into the king's body override the mind of the king with my own so that I become the king.  I have an ultraviolet shirt.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

I Fly over in my bomber and drop bombs on the scarecrows
yellow shirt for me