Flan vs god emporor sounds cool,it would be funny to laugh at kot and his tears as the god emporor litterally falls to peaces after flan clenches her fist.
There is a lot of things that can happen in time it takes to clench your fist. Like being removed from existence by pure thought, without this fist clenching bullshit.
No, fuck, I just got an idea, Propman mentioned Sly Marbo.
That's right, Catachans are in and, OH BOY, you're so fucked. The only man in all the universes who has enough dakka, the only one who has won The Game, the man who is able to swim through land, the only one who finished The Neverending Story. Sly Marbo is allowed to talk about Fight Club. He's the one whose physic powers are so powerful that Greeks had to invent a whole new alphabet. Death is near-Sly Marbo experience. He is The Stig, he is the one who simply walks into Mordor. Chuck Norris may never cry, for he sweats from his eyes, but Sly Marbo doesn't even sweat from his eyes, for nothing escapes those souless pits. He isin't the one added to army list, the army list is added to Sly Marbo. People say Sly Marbo defies physics, but really physics just obey Sly Marbo.
Chaos once fell to Sly Marbo. A Commissar tried to execute Sly Marbo. The bolter round was so scared it backfired and shot the Commissar in the head instead. Sly Marbo doesn't turn the light on, he turns the dark off. Sly Marbo flashed before Life's eyes. Sly Marbo shot a man with a knife. Jesus Christ saves souls. Sly Marbo saves everything else. There is no Theory of Evolution. Just a list of animals Sly Marbo allows to live. Sly Marbo released Half Life 3. Sly Marbo ate Schrodinger's Cat, while it was both dead and alive. Sly isn't the missing Primarch. He is the entire Missing Legion! The Emprah's stats are all E. Sly Marbo's stats are all E^E. What colour is Sly Marbo's blood? TRICK QUESTION - Sly Marbo doesn't bleed! And contrary to popular belief, it is unknown if Sly Marbo is bulletproof. The Gellar field around Sly Marbo’s ship isn't generated by the ship to keep the people on board safe from the warp. It’s generated by the warp to keep the demons safe from Sly Marbo. Whenever someone fires at him, the bullet/bolt/plasma/las/shuriken stops twenty centimeters from Marbo, turns 180 degrees, and hits the person who fired the shot. Sly Marbo has no hair on his balls. Hair doesn't grow on steel. Sly Marbo can strangle you with a cordless Vox. Sly Marbo was once on a planet subjected to virus bombing. Sly Marbo's immune system killed the viruses before they infected him. And then his immune system killed everyone else on the planet. Exterminatus destroys planets. Sly Marbo destroys segmenta.
So, yeah, don't piss me off or else.
Else being teamup of Sly Marbo, Colonel "I mindfucked an Eldar Farseer with my non-psychic mind" Straken, Vance Motherfucking Stubbs, Creed, Ollanius Pius, Comissar Holt and maybe even Gaunt and Yarrick will be invited. Fine, maybe even Ciaphas Cain, since he is HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!!!, but whatever. Oh, and if I go off-canon, there will be Comissar Fuklaw and Comissar Raege, Inquisitor Badasious and whatnot, because amount of joke Mary Sues in both Canon and Non-Canon Wh40k is just too damn high. Speaking of Mary sues - FUCKING GALACTIC PARTRIDGES STEALING ALL THE GLORY, ARGHHHHH!
Though I am working a way to make that work as we speak.
Man, if you make it snow it will be even more awesome.
Also, now, let me finish that Battle Barge.
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