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Skip him

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Let him do his turn

3 (42.9%)

Total Members Voted: 7

Voting closed: March 08, 2016, 01:47:30 pm

[Fniff]

[Sergeant Yuri: What do we do? WHAT DO WE DO?]
[Corporal Yuri: FLEE! FLEEEEEE!]
[Private Yuri: Mama, mama, I don't want to die!]
[Captain Yuri: What the hell are you doing? Corporal, radio for air support! Everyone else, fire at will at the spaceship!]
*gunfire*
[Demolitions Expert Yuri: MORE XENONIKS.]
[Corporal Yuri: Command, command, we're being invaded!]
[Command: By Russians? Americans? In the name of the Glorious Leader, man, we must--]
[Corporal Yuri: No, by aliens.]
[Command: ... Aliens?]
[Corporal Yuri: We need a gunship. Right now.]
[Command: Okay. We'll send you one, in... say five turns. Should that handle your 'alien' problem?]
[Corporal Yuri: You bastard, we could be dead by then!]
[Command: Don't worry, the worst you'll get is an anal probe! *laughter*]
[Sergeant Yuri: Gunfire is doing approximately shit-all, sir! What now?]
[Captain Yuri: I don't know. Where's Agent Yuriella?]

[Agent Yuriella: *hums saxophone solo*]
*FUNK*

[Agent Yuriella: Step one, assess threat. Check, alien ship. Step two, attack from behind. Check, used grappling hook to attach self to vessel. Step three, remove any advantage that threat possesses. Step three in progress.]

[KillerHP]

DIBS

[Pilot bot]*activate translator*Step one, assess threat. Check, alien ship. Step two, attack from behind. Check, used grappling hook to attach self to vessel. Step three, remove any advantage that threat possesses. Step three in progress.
[Pilot bot]Step three failed , never put your head under a reactor.
[Pilot bot]*activate reactor*

[Fniff]

Dibs!

Captain Yuri: [Wow, that's bloody.]
Sergeant Yuri: [Oh shit. Yuri!]
Demolitions Specialist Yuri: [Vhat.]
Sergeant Yuri: [Blow up ship, asap!]
Demolition Specialist Yuri: [But Xenonik--]
Sergeant Yuri: [Just blow it up!]

Demolitions Specialist Yuri: [PRIVET SHIPXENONIK.]
Corporal Yuri: [You guys blow that-- What the hell are you doing here?]
Private, First Class Yuri: [I do not want to die!]

Sergeant Yuri: [Well, that did nothing. It's just covered in soot.]
Demolitions Specialist Yuri: [Xenonik get better armor. Hrm. Is, how you say... conundrum.]
Command: [Just letting you know, gunship will arrive in 3 turns. If the aliens haven't abducted all the cows yet.]
Corporal Yuri: [Arsehole.]

It truly is an amazing coincidence how this crappy stretch of land in a shitty East European nation is the ground zero for at least three alien contacts.

[KillerHP]

Anyway , is your gunship armed to the teeth with omgwtf weapons?

[Fniff]

It's just Mi-24, the sort of kit a former Soviet Republic would have loads of just laying about. I  expect, up against crazy alien technology, it'll only be good for suicide attacks.

Those Tejekovans. So outclassed, but they're trying!

[KillerHP]

Havent you tried to explode the cockpit reinforced glass yet?Your poopy rocket/grenade launcher cant do much tough....
ASAP,Waiting other people.

[KillerHP]

If they are even here anyway.

[Gwolfski]

If they are even here anyway.

i am here, but im currently stuck at waht to draw.

[KillerHP]

Gwolf , just improve your base , or build some mining drill , or just call in some reinforcements cuz you are worried by the big bangs , or idk.....
Use your imagination.

[Gwolfski]

'kay. just gonna assume the ship is hovering in place and the helicopter aint coming

DIBS

[Gwolfski]

[KillerHP]

Okay , i said that , but seriously? your base growth like 50% in a turn , one turn equals about an hour or something , not a fucking whole day.

[Gwolfski]

i wont grow it for ... till monday evening.

[Dorsidwarf]

Okay , i said that , but seriously? your base growth like 50% in a turn , one turn equals about an hour or something , not a fucking whole day.

Nanomachines, son.

Also time is weird, seeing as we've got rapid, split second combat and base building simultaneously

[Kot]

Hi there
I'm going to murder you all painfully.
declare

On the scale of destruction, that goes from about fly fart to EXTERMINATUS!, you guys are about at DEATH KORPS OF KRIEG and ELEVEN BARRELS OF HELL.

No roleplaying because DKoK don't give a shit.