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Skip him

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Let him do his turn

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Total Members Voted: 7

Voting closed: March 08, 2016, 01:47:30 pm

[Gwolfski]

ic tommorow

[wer6]

Holy fucking shit. when the hell did this game happen? dibs.

[wer6]

Private Ryan fell through the ladder and onto a new on top of a crabling. he was shredded apart quite instantly and is now being cocooned. also,  the queen crabling begins to inject herself into the ground, while simultaneously spewing out spores of mini crablings into the sea. for now they are contempt with there neighbors. A new, mutated version of the crabling begins crawling up the shore, it appears to have some sort of BARREL sticking out of it!
Private Ryans demise.

(When the hell did all this new space shit appear?)

[Tomasque]

GM: The dwarf notices you, and with Master Reflexes, throws yo-
Marvin: But dwarves can't take that feat! Their Dex maxes out at 16!
GM: Well this one does.
Marvin: But...
GM: I'm the GM! I say that he has Master Reflexes.
Marvin: ...
GM: As I was saying, he throws you down into a rough-hewn alcove, and with his Epic Speed-
Marvin: Bu- *mrgh*
GM: and his natural dwarven stone-cutting ability, he seals you off in the dead-end chamber. Now let's make a character that isn't a gamebreaker.
Marvin: Nope! I turn the wall invisible.



GM: Wha- fine, the wall is invisible. Happy? It's not like you can climb through it, anyway.
Marvin: Alright, but what do I see?



GM: You see the mineshaft. In the back is the dwarf, his back towards you, your foolish presence already off of his min-
Marvin: I charm him.
GM: You can't do that. His back is towards you.
Marvin: I use Greater Charm.
GM: Are you really going to fight me like thi- don't say it, I know the answer. Don't think that this will succeed, dwarves get an automatically +3 to-save for Will, and if he has Improved Willpower...
Marvin: Just roll his save already.
GM: Alright, but I'm not going to make it easy on you.

[KillerHP]

Vat.
Your character has incredible powers.
Dibs
The warthug starts shooting micro missiles.Nothing much happens, apart the little blue creature greetings his neighbors.

[KillerHP]

EPICBUMP

[Gwolfski]

EPICBUMP

till tommorrow

[BadLemonsXI]

((So I don't have work in the morning tomorrow so I can take a turn then. ))

[KillerHP]

DOUBLEBUMP
Seriously....

[Gwolfski]

DOUBLEBUMP
Seriously....

dont worry. just have to finish study, about 1 1/2 hrs

[Gwolfski]

* spell works sorta. the dwarf instabtly falls asleep*

'Somebody new! At last! Come in! Who's those robots?'
'They have been sent to help!'
'Come in quickly! We must seal the entrance soon! Maybe those robots can construct something? They can use our materials.'

[KillerHP]

....Badlemon?

[FallacyofUrist]

Reality is what we perceive it as. Marvin is more powerful than any of you can ever imagine.

[KillerHP]

dibs

[Exploration bot]Weve sealed off the entrance with hard rock.I built an autofabricator for small objects and a comms console if you wanna speak with our commanders.

[BadLemonsXI]

[Commissar Lemon: You there and you two over there become comm's lemons! And stay on that comm's unit!]
[Grunt Lemons: Sir, Yes Sir!]

[Commissar Lemon: You two or going to be my officers!]
Grunt Lemons: Sir, Yes Sir!]

[Commissar Lemon: All you new born are going to be the front line! DEATH OR GLORY!]
[Grunt Lemons: DEATH OR GLORY!]

[Comm's Lemon: Sir with this new gear we have pick up that message but more of it was lost (Read Im to lazy to go back and look). Have a listen to it. Do you want to reply?]
[Commissar Lemon: YES!]

[Commissar Lemon: THIS IS COMMISSAR [untranslatable] OF THE 801_th FRONT LINE UNIT OF THE [untranslatable] EMPIRE! STATE YOUR RACE ID, SECTOR ACCESS PASS ID NUMBER, BUSINESS AND/OR REASON IN THIS SECTOR! IF YOU ARE NOT A MEMBER OF THE [untranslatable] CONGLOMERATE YOU WILL BE DESTROYED GOOD DAY!]

[Commissar Lemon: Things seem to be going well!]