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Skip him

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Let him do his turn

3 (42.9%)

Total Members Voted: 7

Voting closed: March 08, 2016, 01:47:30 pm

[endlessblaze]

to be fair time is realy wonky in this game.

if it were normal, my mech could have killed ship or to with a sword slash while they were descending, but since only one turn can happen at a time and we call dibs rather than a turn list we get things just standing around doing nothing.

[BadLemonsXI]

Dibs

[BadLemonsXI]

The lemons continue to install there gear and improve the Outpost.

[Grunt Lemon 1: You ever wonder why we’re here?]
[Grunt Lemon 2: It’s one of life’s great mysteries isn't it? Why are we here?
I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a God watching everything?
You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don’t know, man, but it keeps me up at night.]
[Grunt Lemon 1: ...What?! I mean why are we out here, in this outpost?]
[Grunt Lemon 2: Oh. Uh... yeah.]
[Grunt Lemon 1: What was all that stuff about God?]
[Grunt Lemon 2: Uh...hm? Nothing.]
[Grunt Lemon 1: You wanna talk about it?]
[Grunt Lemon 2: No.]
[Grunt Lemon 1: You sure?]
[Grunt Lemon 2: Yeah.]
And them.

[Commissar Lemon: YES!] He promptly start frothing about the mouth and starts raving about killing things.

[Kot]

Declare. I think.

[Gwolfski]

Declare. I think.

its dibs.

[Kot]

No, it's declare, I'm using names from more civilized age.
EDIT:
Imperial Guard has decided to go full-scale war on you.
Prepare to get shrekt.
EDIT2:
In meantime have some music approved by your local Comissar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDJKeZjtQf4

EDIT3:
YOU JUST GOT SHREKT

Basically, charge and FIRE ALL THE GUNS (for easier play, let's suppose that the Baneblade has guns on only "one side"). At least the main cannon and coaxial autocannon are still getting it's sight on the mech whatever.
The thick blue line is lascannon, basically big fucking laser, the machine-gun fire from the tank is Bolters, basically automatic rocket-launchers, there's also the fuckhuge mortar style gun that is proably going to soon hit the sweet base with spaceships. As for the soldiers, the one in front is pepping at the fire-guy with space-Mp40, the one behind is shooting an grenade launcher, and the one way back is shooting some more laser into air.
Oh, and the Imperial Navy just arrived, ready to do some ORBITAL BOMBARDMENT (yep, they're in Space, and yes, they're THAT BIG).

[Kot]

Also, bump.

[Gwolfski]

the mortar will hit the mech, juging by the arc

[Kot]

Well, that works too, I guess?

[XXXXYYYY]

If I may, dibs.

[XXXXYYYY]

In the midst of the combat zone a patch of thistles sprout and grow with surprising speed. The air grows thick with deathly cold and frost, and the grass hardens into ice.

[endlessblaze]

dibs

[Tomasque]

So if I understand, a person cannot control anything of another person, even the mortars which would (normally) keep moving, or the bullets that the opponent's troops fired last turn? As long as they don't cheat and make them miss, wouldn't it be logical to allow them to move the things forward?

[Gwolfski]

while on that topic, there is a howitzer shell hovering over the bridge. Explode it?

[Kot]

While on that topic, it would be OK to move (as in, get hit by) enemy bullets/whatever as long as they are just going to hit your units. Because, you know, that is how it worked back then, on the forums. This of course leads to stuff "hovering" in air for a while but it's commonly agreed that the various turns happen in the same time, so it's not hovering, it just got shoot.
So, pretty please, leave mine bolters, cannons and the big mortar alone, you can only do stuff with gunfire on short distances and lasers. It's not like I don't trust your judgement and art skills but... yeah, don't touch if I don't say you could.
EDIT:
Also, a little more clarification - How attacks effect their target should be decided by the person being attacked, unless it's affecting noone, then the attacker decides. Also, if several people are affected, the first one to make turn decides. Those are sandbox rules worked out by the people of Picturewars.net, and trust me, while those aren't perfect, those were being slowly worked out in years, so I guess they're good.