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Skip him

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Let him do his turn

3 (42.9%)

Total Members Voted: 7

Voting closed: March 08, 2016, 01:47:30 pm

[Urist McScoopbeard]

Inadvertently it seems I used to play picture wars with my friend, we'd just grab a piece of paper and go back and forth forever.

[crazyabe]

PTW

[Mesa]

1. Bottom-paged.

DIBS



added stone layer

nerfed uranium ore

2. DIBS.

EDIT:
Lo and behold, the door of the red drill opens, revealing a wicked image of...an upleasant place.
Two small armored imp with power lances run out, looking like they want to guard it.

(Closeup cuz my pixelart is tiny)

[Imp 1] "Wait a second...This isn't Mars, is it?"
[Imp 2] *sighs* "I knew something was not right when they were setting the course of this thing. And we aren't alone here either."
[Imp 1] "So now what?"
[Imp 2] "I don't know, I'd rather not go back and tell the overlord we messed up the landing."
[Imp 1] "Well, we might as well see what these guys are up to."

[BluarianKnight]

..What is this?

[crazyabe]

fun

[Fniff]

Dibs.

Spoiler: Dialog (click to show/hide)

"Yuri. YURI! What is that?"
"What's what?"
"Ship!"
"We're inland, how can there be a ship?"
"Spaceship."
"What?"
"It's a very small spaceship."
"Huh. Is it doing anything?"
"Slowly descending. I think it's trying to land."
"It's an invader! Come on, boys, let's show this piece of shit alien what's what! As soon as it lands, light it up!"
"Are you sure that's wise, Yuri?"
"Don't question my orders."
"Okay. On your mark."
"Glory to Tejekov..."

The soldiers cock their guns and prepare to fire.

[KillerHP]

-DELETED-

[KillerHP]

DIBS

[Pilot bot]Huh , we have company.Got out the drone of invisible mode , did you really think i made him go away?
[Scout commander bot]Nice.Company?Oh , i see what you mean.Why the fuck they would like to kill us?
[Scout bot 3]At least we got a nice drone thats ready to flame them , huh
[Scout bot 4]Remember that it would not explode the building , just probaly pierce their soldier head or cut some part of their body....
[Ship megaphone]DONT FUCKING SHOOT US PLEASE!

[KillerHP]

Anyone?

[Mesa]

DIBS.

EDIT:

The two imps hear a strange noise coming from the west.
[Imp 1] "Wow wait, what's happening over there?"
[Imp 2] "I don't know, sounds a lot like one of those weird human languages. I'd rather not find out."
[Imp 1] "Well...That thing over there looks less dangerous. Let's check that out instead."
They proceed to move away from their "ship", and the door shuts after a while. As they move to the east, they stop near the sign.
[Imp 2] "Uuuh...Can you read that?"
[Imp 1] "Eh, damned human alphabet. Why can't everyone use just runes...Anyway, it says something about peace and killing...And I have no idea what that note is supposed to-"
[Imp 2, shouting] "HEY IDIOTS COME OUT."
[Imp 1] "...That's not how that language works, I think."
[Imp 2] "...Well...Let's hope it does."

[KillerHP]

DIBS

Before the ship lands , a little device is thrown into water.
[Pilot bot]We landed!
[Everyone]Hurray!
[Scout bot 1]*hatch opens , a ball get out extremely fast , go forward the ship and a little robot deploy*Im here.Soldiers sighted , i hope they fear us!

[Fniff]

Dibs. Might be a while, though.

[KillerHP]

Take your time.

[Fniff]

[Sergeant Yuri] Fire team in position!
[Captain Yuri] Wait, what's that noise?
[Ship megaphone] ESAELP SU TOOHS GNIKCUF T'NOD!
[Captain Yuri] OH MY GOD IT HAS ROBOTS SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT

[Special Agent Yuriela] Gunfire doesn't work.
[Demolitions Expert Yuri] *caCLUNK*

[Demolitions Expert Yuri] PRIVET XENONIK.

[Sergeant Yuri] Uh. Did we win?
[Captain Yuri] Yes! GLORY TO TEJEKOV!
[All] GLORY TO TEJEKOV!
[Sergeant Yuri] Wait, it's doing something.

[Gwolfski]

Dibs



'welcome. we are a peaceful industry focused on hoarding uranium.(and its by products.) Why have thee come?'