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[Dustan Hache]

now comes the hard part. keeping their attention on us while our comrades snipe them down. since we don't have fire protection, we are in deep shit, sooo.. lets start running while insulting their mothers (who were probably hamsters) and their fathers (who probably smell of elderberries)

[Urist Mc Dwarf]

Grab a shield off the ground, then throw it at them. Grab another shield and charge

[origamiscienceguy]

Grab a shield off the ground, then throw it at them. Grab another shield and charge

now comes the hard part. keeping their attention on us while our comrades snipe them down. since we don't have fire protection, we are in deep shit, sooo.. lets start running while insulting their mothers (who were probably hamsters) and their fathers (who probably smell of elderberries)

Noticing your lack of fire protection, you grab a metal shield from a fallen soldier. You strafe left and right while insulting their mothers and fathers, saying they either were hamsters, or smelt of elderberries. Then, when the most of them were facing you, you throw your only fire protaction at them. They were not suspecting this, so your shield kills 2 by hitting them straight in the head. The ones with flamethrowers take a moment before firing at you. But by then, you had picked up another shield. You hold it for dear life as fire licks the air around you. You glance backwards and see some soldiers coming at you with scimitars and spears.

[crazyabe]

Fall down with our shield above us just before they hit us, so they "Run us over"

[origamiscienceguy]

You collapse to the ground, your shield falling on top of you. The men running at you from behind suddenly find themselves engulfed by the flame of their comrades. The flamethrower soldiers assume you are dead and resume assulting the walls. But their numbers are severely depleted. They also look to be on the verge of routing.

[Amperzand]

Keeping the shield, grab another flamethrower and follow the logical course of !!MURDER!! from there.

[Dustan Hache]

Keeping the shield, grab another flamethrower and follow the logical course of !!MURDER!! from there.

no, don't grab a flamethrower. most of the remaining soldiers are flame retardant. grab a scimitar and use that instead since we now are once again ignored, and go on another backstabbing spree.

[Amperzand]

I agree.

Incidentally, how to these flamethrowers work? I assume they're fairly standard, using compressed gas to throw fuel, but is it a videogame-style short range cone of flames, or an actual-military-style fifteen-meter jet of sticky liquid fuel?

[RAM]

(I saw the request for participants, so I am posting, but have only read a few lines from the first post and briefly glanced at a couple of posts, so basically know nothing, there is something about snipers and distractions?)
Backwards somersault leading into a side-ways splits with an over-emphasised smile and jazz-hands.

[Dustan Hache]

(I saw the request for participants, so I am posting, but have only read a few lines from the first post and briefly glanced at a couple of posts, so basically know nothing, there is something about snipers and distractions?)
Backwards somersault leading into a side-ways splits with an over-emphasised smile and jazz-hands.

that was several posts ago. we can use that for our victory dance though.

[origamiscienceguy]

I am sorry to everybody who has participated, but I've lost my motivation to do this. I think I need a break from this kind of game for a while. Thank you for participating.

[crazyabe]

lock the thread and come back in 1-3 months, by then you should have your motivation back.


that's my advice on this.

[RAM]

The spinning RAM strikes the origamiscienceguy in the You Can't Die 3! with its failpost. The part explodes in gore

[Amperzand]

I know them feels. It's all right, don't worry yourself overmuch.