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NJW2000

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Re: Mission 24: *Please Stand By*
« Reply #165 on: October 31, 2015, 11:35:04 am »

"So... we're in a completely screwed up, unknown fuckup in the material of whatever the universe is made of or something. So I'm guessing it's equally likely to get worse or better if I have a quick look at what this damn green thing does, any objections?" Oh, and DON'T OPEN THE GODDAMN DOORS JUST YET, would be my advice, seeing as there might be something out there... waiting. Let's go down some other routes of inquiry before we do whatever weird thing that started this expects us to do, assuming it's properly sentient, understood?"
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Re: Mission 24: *Please Stand By*
« Reply #166 on: October 31, 2015, 11:37:04 am »

"Alright, who buggered reality? Can we go ONE mission without dimensional fuckery people?!"

Position myself to cover the door opening with my Sibilius in case of face eating monster attempting to pop out at us.
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Re: Mission 24: *Please Stand By*
« Reply #167 on: October 31, 2015, 11:39:34 am »

"So... we're in a completely screwed up, unknown fuckup in the material of whatever the universe is made of or something. So I'm guessing it's equally likely to get worse or better if I have a quick look at what this damn green thing does, any objections?" Oh, and DON'T OPEN THE GODDAMN DOORS JUST YET, would be my advice, seeing as there might be something out there... waiting. Let's go down some other routes of inquiry before we do whatever weird thing that started this expects us to do, assuming it's properly sentient, understood?"
"But what else can we do?  We can't get through the walls, so the only way out is through the doors.  Also, if you're referring to Sullen Moon, this is a much worse place to test it than even the shuttle was."
« Last Edit: October 31, 2015, 11:47:30 am by Nunzillor »
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Re: Mission 24: *Please Stand By*
« Reply #168 on: October 31, 2015, 11:42:47 am »

: No, no. The boy is right. Opening the doors right now is the wrong move. That's exactly what they would be expecting us to do... :
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: We should kick the door open instead! That's how you make a cool entrance! :
Robo-kick the doors down! Say something cool while doing that.

EDIT: I'm assuming cam-eyes are not giving me anything useful and I can't just fly up, right?
« Last Edit: October 31, 2015, 11:45:27 am by Parisbre56 »
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Re: Mission 24: *Please Stand By*
« Reply #169 on: October 31, 2015, 11:45:35 am »

"Uh, okay.  Never mind, then."
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Re: Mission 24: By the pricking of my thumbs...
« Reply #170 on: October 31, 2015, 01:01:42 pm »

"So that's only one no, then? Because I have a couple of union people behind me, who I'm sure will want to have their investment tested. And also, does anyone have anything that might be useful before we bend over and clench our toes for the awful dimensional horror?"
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Re: Mission 24: By the pricking of my thumbs...
« Reply #171 on: October 31, 2015, 01:19:48 pm »

"But, I'm one of those union people that invested in it.  Don't you think testing it right now would be dangerous?  I think we've missed our window of opportunity."
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Re: Mission 24: By the pricking of my thumbs...
« Reply #172 on: October 31, 2015, 01:37:37 pm »

"Oh, fuck's sake. One of the other missions fucked something up majorly, I just know it. Anyone have any unstable artifacts or stuff like that? Don't activate it. We don't know what's going on yet but I'd wager nothing good."

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Re: Mission 24: By the pricking of my thumbs...
« Reply #173 on: October 31, 2015, 01:41:58 pm »

Level rifle at the door, back into a corner. Do I still have the sullen moon nyartifact? I think I should. If so, protect it with my and someone else's body.
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Re: Mission 24: By the pricking of my thumbs...
« Reply #174 on: October 31, 2015, 02:24:58 pm »

((I accidentally modified Aigre Excalibur's email to an account that isn't working so well. I'll be posting Ramses' stuff from here.))
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Re: Mission 24: By the pricking of my thumbs...
« Reply #175 on: October 31, 2015, 02:28:55 pm »

((ack, nevermind, toady fixed it. But I'll keep that second one around just in case.))
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Re: Mission 24: By the pricking of my thumbs...
« Reply #176 on: October 31, 2015, 04:07:38 pm »

point rifle at the door back into the other corner.
What the hell is going on?
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Re: Mission 24: By the pricking of my thumbs...
« Reply #177 on: October 31, 2015, 04:51:18 pm »

"...fuck me."

If able, search the elevator. Do not activate anything, just look for anything odd/out of the ordinary. Follow Flint out and search the immediate area if possible.
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Re: Mission 24: By the pricking of my thumbs...
« Reply #178 on: October 31, 2015, 04:54:47 pm »

Cover the door with the liquid helium chem thrower when it opens. Fire at anything that moves that isn't us.
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Re: Mission 24: By the pricking of my thumbs...
« Reply #179 on: October 31, 2015, 09:19:13 pm »

"Aw bugger it was the skull wasn't it, it was definitely the skull..."
Make skull return to cane-shape, bummed about fate. Shuffle behind someone, or multiple someones.
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