AGAIN!
IT MUST HAPPEN!
[4] You evolve into a Scizor. Good job. You're still not more powerful than the GM, however, as no mortal can handle that amount of power.
Be the Boss' elite Guardian. Be summoned to protect him.
[3] You are an Elite Paladin of the Order of the Blazing Hand. You have been sent here to kill the Witch King, but nothing is stopping you from pledging yourself to his service.
Be an eldritch horror.
[2] You end up muttering gibberish to yourself in a corner as you attempt to invoke the power of beings that not even Lovecraft could dream up without going mad.
Place some anti-magic mines around me.
if they explode early, they will disable my ability to use magic. (not that's a problem since I do not use magic)
[6] You plant anti-magic mines everywhere around the arena, managing to arm all of them.
Be eldritch repo agent. Repossess lands from boss because he didn't make his payments on time.
[5] You are a mid-level Eldritch Repo Agent in the employ of the Deathless One. As per orders, you begin repossessing the lands of the Witch King. You decide to start with a small hamlet on the outskirts of his empire.
"C'MERE!"
Throw Yoink at the boss again.
[2] You grasp at Yoink, trying to grab him, and miss completely, stumbling as you overextend yourself. Fortunately, you manage to stop yourself from falling at the last second.
Unleash first OHKO combo; the counterstrategy requires one attack of each element in a specific sequence.
[5] You begin charging up the attack. It will be unleashed next turn.
SPAWN AS THE BOSS`S UNLOYAL CHAMPION
"It is now time for my betrayal, boss!"
Throw The Eternal One at the Witch King!
[3] You are a fairly loyal minion, but you do feel that you could use a raise in your pay. After all, fighting off heroes is a dangerous job, and it's only fair that you get danger pay for risking your life.
AAAAGHH! THIS IS BECOMING JUST LIKE MY NIGHT! ART IMITATES LIFE AND WHAT-NOT!
STAUNCH BLEEDING OF NOSE, CLUTCH STOMACH, AND CONTINUE FLEEING
[5] You manage to reach the door, using a sudden burst of newfound speed. [3] By the time you reach the entrance, you are starting to feel a little wooxy from the bloodloss.
Scream. Knee him in the festivals testicles.
Edit: testicles.
[3] Your knee slams into the Witch King's codpeice with a satisfying clang, but other than bruising your knee, accomplishes nothing. Full plate mail tends to be stronger than flesh and bone.
BEGIN A BALLAD OF BATTLE BADASSERY TO INSPIRE MY ALLIES
[1] Your song is so horrendous that everyone starts to bleed from their ears. You also manage to somehow inspire the Witch King and his minions, granting them a +1 to all actions for the next two turns.
THIS IS ONLY MY FIRST FORM LITTLE BITCH! LAY DOWN AND DIE WHILE YOU CAN!
RKO that motherfucker.
[5] vs [5+1] You almost manage to RKO the Witch King, but he manages to reverse it on you at the last second.
LATE ARRIVAL.
ENTER. IF HE'S A BIG ARMORED MAN, BE A LARGER ARMORED MAN. WITH A HUGE SWORD. ATTACK.
[6] You succeed. You enter the battlefield just in time to hear the most discordant collection of noise you've ever experienced assault your ears.
Be a big ass dragon. Swoop in and give all my fellow heroes some fist bumps.
[1] You are a baby Wyrm, beings typically seen as evil hoarders that bring doom to all they encounter.
Become Isgon. God of deceit and memory.
[5] You couldn't be bothered to attend this battle personally, but you did send an Avatar to fight for you.
Thoughtfully fire sniper rifle into the Witch King's extradimensional protuberance.
[6] You do, in fact, shoot the Witch King's extradimensional protuberance. Whatever that is.
Late arrival. Handout "How to Beat the Witch King" strategy guides to all my fellow party members.
[3] You hand out cheaply made pamphlets that you were sold to for quite the bargain! The maker assured you that they were completely factual and in no way improvised in any way. Especially that one part about the virgin's blood.
Boss Turn
Thw Witch King charges Xantalos, and [6+1] slices him in half, killing him instantly. "Who else wishes to try my patience this day?"
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