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[NJW2000]

Drive into clearing in circle, run over a few kids/other expendable civilians to provide a delicious distraction, then bag the SCP as it feeds. Call for backup.

[SaberToothTiger]

Respawn as surprise inquisition. Inquisit the meteor man.

[crazyabe]

I Call the SCP Foundation and report a Alien goat that constantly grows new body parts.

[Dustan Hache]

XCOM reinforcements get deployed after the agent scouting there goes missing, though it might take a while for them to get around to it.

[AoshimaMichio]

Happy new year, folks.

Drive into clearing in circle, run over a few kids/other expendable civilians to provide a delicious distraction, then bag the SCP as it feeds. Call for backup.

[6] Your drive in causes few victims and flat front wheel.
[4] Kevak mostly dodges out of the way.
[3-1] AkumaKasai avoids death but his foot is flattened by heavy van.
[5] crazyabe, the fat one, rolls out of the way.
Few other quantum states collapse into writhing gray mass, which attracts the meteor man long enough for you to attempt bagging it. [3] Bag goes over its head, but you struggle get it below that.
Backup called.

Respawn as surprise inquisition. Inquisit the meteor man.

[2] You spawn as a kid. You inquire the man bagging the meteor man what the hell he's exactly doing.

I Call the SCP Foundation and report a Alien goat that constantly grows new body parts.

[2] You don't know their phone number. Luckily enough one of their field agents is already here. You can ask him. Though he almost ran over you, so there's a bit sour feelings.

XCOM reinforcements get deployed after the agent scouting there goes missing, though it might take a while for them to get around to it.

[4] Two agents are dispatched for recon.


The town is shooting fireworks up. Pretty explosions of light reveal utterly massive shadow looming over the town.

Spoiler: Player states (click to show/hide)

Kevak
  Brain points: 1
  Is a 10 points performer
    1 Bonesaw
   
AkumaKasai
  Brain points: 0
  Big brained human
  Has plenty of dirt under his skin. -1 for anything using hands.
  Flattened leg. -1 for moving and thinking.
   
DoctorMcTaalik
  Brain points: 1
  Is a brainless zombie goat with patchy fur.
  Has lost a horn.
  Has no eyes.
  Joints of hind legs are solid bone. -1 for movement.
  Has additional three thick insect like legs.
  Has vertical teethy maw in middle of his face.
  Has a functional beak on his abdomen.
  Infected with Hyper-evolutionary virus.
    1 mushed up goat brain
 
crazyabe
  Brain points: 0
  Is a fat kid.
  Each his bodyparts has bounty
    Has a cellphone.
   
NJW2000
  Brain points: 0
  Is SCP foundation agent
    Has a van.
   
SaberToothTiger
  Brain points: 0
  Is a kid.
 
Dustan Hache
  Brain points: 0
  Is two XCOM agents.

Spoiler: Town state (click to show/hide)

Camp:
  Kevak
  AkumaKasai
  crazyabe
  NJW2000
   
Morgue:
  DoctorMcTaalik
 
Somewhere away:
  Dustan Hache
 
People alive: 994/1000

Mr. Evil Meteor:
  IS HUNGRY!
  Has his head covered by a bag. -1 for getting anything done precicely.
  Face cracked.
  HP: 387/400

[NJW2000]

Continue trying to take down the meteor man. If he shackes off my attack, get back in the van and run him over repeatedly.

[Dustan Hache]

before they're dropped off into town, they need some armaments. After all, anything that kidnapped or killed an armed agent is obviously hostile.

[crazyabe]

Get in the SCP guy's van and attempt to jack it.

[SaberToothTiger]

Punch him in the balls.

[AoshimaMichio]

Continue trying to take down the meteor man. If he shackes off my attack, get back in the van and run him over repeatedly.

[2] You can't get the sack any deeper over him. You skedaddle into your van while evil meteor pulls the bag off, [2] but the van doesn't start. [2] Luckily for you, the meteor man didn't see where you went.

before they're dropped off into town, they need some armaments. After all, anything that kidnapped or killed an armed agent is obviously hostile.

[1] Indeed, they have been armed with prototype grenade launchers. Failed prototypes to the boot. This particular model is known to explode randomly. [6] It didn't blow up yet.

Get in the SCP guy's van and attempt to jack it.

[6] You get into the van. By crashing through side door. [4] Who knew the SCP vans are made out of paper?

Punch him in the balls.

[5] You assume his balls are in same place as humans do, and that he actually has balls. It's dangerous to make assumptions when dealing with aliens. [2] Anyway, you hit true, your fist ringing bells of stone. [2] But seriously speaking, did you really except you could hurt stone with bare fist?

Stick a straw into SaberToothTiger's skull and suck his brain out!

[4][6] Despite of your fairly decent aim, SaberToothTiger jumps out of the way.

Spoiler: Player states (click to show/hide)

Kevak
  Brain points: 1
  Is a 10 points performer
    1 Bonesaw
   
AkumaKasai
  Brain points: 0
  Big brained human
  Has plenty of dirt under his skin. -1 for anything using hands.
  Flattened leg. -1 for moving and thinking.
   
DoctorMcTaalik
  Brain points: 1
  Is a brainless zombie goat with patchy fur.
  Has lost a horn.
  Has no eyes.
  Joints of hind legs are solid bone. -1 for movement.
  Has additional three thick insect like legs.
  Has vertical teethy maw in middle of his face.
  Has a functional beak on his abdomen.
  Infected with Hyper-evolutionary virus.
    1 mushed up goat brain
 
crazyabe
  Brain points: 0
  Is a fat kid.
  Is in SCP van.
  Each his bodyparts has bounty
    Has a cellphone.
   
NJW2000
  Brain points: 0
  Is SCP foundation agent
  Is in his van.
    Has a van with a hole in side.
   
SaberToothTiger
  Brain points: 0
  Is a kid.
 
Dustan Hache
  Brain points: 0
  Is two XCOM agents.
    Both armed with randomly exploding prototype grenade launcher.

Spoiler: Town state (click to show/hide)

Camp:
  Kevak
  AkumaKasai
  crazyabe
  NJW2000
   
Morgue:
  DoctorMcTaalik
 
Somewhere away:
  Dustan Hache
 
People alive: 994/1000

Mr. Evil Meteor:
  IS HUNGRY!
  Face cracked.
  HP: 387/400

[SaberToothTiger]

Call meteor man a coward and a communist then run away and look for a weapon.

[DoctorMcTaalik]

Alternate opening and closing my horizontal and vertical mouths, in order to achieve an effect not unlike one of those paper fortune teller thingies. Use this method to determine whether I keep looking for a brain in the morgue, or wander off to find a human victim.

[Dustan Hache]

Well, a handgrenadelauncher is still a weapon!
the second agent passes his launcher to his comrade (just in case) and both of them head into town, with the first one looking for zombies or the Alien, and the second one looking for a less explosive weapon.

[AoshimaMichio]

Call meteor man a coward and a communist then run away and look for a weapon.

"Coward! Communist!"
[3] You find a... stick. And rock.

Alternate opening and closing my horizontal and vertical mouths, in order to achieve an effect not unlike one of those paper fortune teller thingies. Use this method to determine whether I keep looking for a brain in the morgue, or wander off to find a human victim.

[6] Snapping your many jaws goes without problem, if you don't care about fractured teeths. Well, there's nothing in morgue so you wander outside to find a victim. [5] Ah, you smell two men in a ditch nearby!
[1] Your bones grow soft and rubbery. It's hard to stand and use muscles properly.

Well, a handgrenadelauncher is still a weapon!
the second agent passes his launcher to his comrade (just in case) and both of them head into town, with the first one looking for zombies or the Alien, and the second one looking for a less explosive weapon.

[6] The armed agent finds horrible mutant goat hobbling out from the morgue. It is looming over two zombies sleeping in the ditch.
[6] The unarmed agent finds a weapons store and robs it blind. Five shotguns, 7 hunting rifles, 13 pistols and infinite stockpile of ammo.


Mr. Evil Meteor leaves the camp.

Spoiler: Player states (click to show/hide)

Kevak
  Brain points: 1
  Is a 10 points performer
    1 Bonesaw
   
AkumaKasai
  Brain points: 0
  Big brained human
  Has plenty of dirt under his skin. -1 for anything using hands.
  Flattened leg. -1 for moving and thinking.
   
DoctorMcTaalik
  Brain points: 1
  Is a brainless zombie goat with patchy fur.
  Has lost a horn.
  Has no eyes.
  Joints of hind legs are solid bone. -1 for movement.
  Has additional three thick insect like legs.
  Has vertical teethy maw in middle of his face.
  Has a functional beak on his abdomen.
  Has rubber bones. -1 for moving and fighting.
  Infected with Hyper-evolutionary virus.
    1 mushed up goat brain
 
crazyabe
  Brain points: 0
  Is a fat kid.
  Is in SCP van.
  Each his bodyparts has bounty
    Has a cellphone.
   
NJW2000
  Brain points: 0
  Is SCP foundation agent
  Is in his van.
    Has a van with a hole in side.
   
SaberToothTiger
  Brain points: 0
  Is a kid.
    Has a stick.
    Has a rock.
 
Dustan Hache
  Brain points: 0
  Is two XCOM agents.
    Agent 1 is armed with two randomly exploding prototype grenade launcher.
    Agent 2 has 5 shotguns, 7 hunting rifles and 13 pistols.

Spoiler: Town state (click to show/hide)

Camp:
  Kevak
  AkumaKasai
  crazyabe
  NJW2000
 
Forest:
  SaberToothTiger
   
Near morgue:
  DoctorMcTaalik
  Dustan Hache, agent 1
 
Weapon store
  Dustan Hache, agent 2
 
People alive: 993/1000

Mr. Evil Meteor:
  IS HUNGRY!
  Face cracked.
  HP: 400/400

[Dustan Hache]

the agent that found the gunstore takes 2 of the shotguns and pistols, and enough ammo to supply them for a while. he would leave the rest alone, and leave money on the counter before trying to locate his comrade.
The other agent would toss one grenade launcher at the goat, and fire the remaining one at them.