Remove Poketwo's brain, and feed it to the space rock.
[1] You utterly destroy his whole head. Totally wasted those juicy bits, man. Wasted, I say!
"well, the bigger they are..."
retreat from the bear while shooting at it's head.
[1] It's not called running away, but advancing forward! You run forward and hug the bear. Hmm, wait. Something is off about that statement about retreating... Wonder what it was?
[6] The bear winds it massive forepawn backwards at brings it at your head with overwhelming speed [3] which you are completely unable to dodge! [6] Your training in X-COM forces included how to tank bullets to the face. It starts with shooting small caliber peashots to build up resistance. So the bear bitch slap merely gives you new big grin on your left cheeck. Dye your hair green, bleach your face and you could pretend to be Joker!
RIP OUT FROM MY DISGUSE AS A MUTANT HUMAN GIRL, AS I WAS AN ORK ALL ALONG!
NOW KILL DAT ZOMBIE GOAT!
Nah, the die said you are a little girl. Don't question the die. Besides your head was just pulped. Ya not gonna wake up from that even as a zombie. Respawn?
((Hey- I was going to feed her to the meteor. Quit stealing my victims, ))
Trot into town, find either a daycare or a morgue.
[5] You find both. They are right next to each other.
explode into effective Carrot Bits That contain the H.E.V, For the Swarm!
Let's see first how you take on being digested: [5] Pretty damn well, it seems. So, onwards with the explosion. [4] You explode into bits and infect DoctorMcTaalik with the virus. [2] Exploding into bits means you die, though. Respawn?
I bash my head against the meteor until my brain comes out. Then I repeat my previous action. If for some strange reason I can't eat my own brain, powerful blunt force trauma should suffice.
[2] The idea of cracking your own head open and eating your own brain seems oddly apalling. You cannot gather will to do it. Yet.
Take bikers to police station
[2] You can't drag them by yourself.
Chill.
[1] You lot are now suffering hypothermia.
Keep hunting zombies and aliens
[6] Backtracking the zombie footprints you find the camp, but since you had to run the whole way you are really tired now.
Kevak
Brain points: 1
Is a 10 points performer
1 Bonesaw
AkumaKasai
Brain points: 0
Big brained human
Has plenty of dirt under his skin. -1 for anything using hands.
Sprained ankle. -1 for moving.
DoctorMcTaalik
Brain points: 1
Is a goat
Has lost a horn
Infected with Hyper-evolutionary virus
Dustan Hache
Brain points: 0
Is X-COM agent
Has silver tongue: +1 for talking
Has big gaping tear on his cheeck exposing his teeths.
Is very much lost. Facing a bear.
1 pistol
SaberToothTiger
Brain points: 0
Is anti-communist.
Camp:
Kevak
AkumaKasai
SaberToothTiger
10 rednecks hunting zombies and aliens. Armed with various farming implements.
Really tired. -1 for everything until rested.
1 shotgun
Wonton Shop:
7/10 tied up bikers
Have hypothermia.
guard
1 Fork of Truth (+1 for attacking)
chef
kitchen assistant
Day care and morgue:
DoctorMcTaalik
Somewhere in forest:
Dustan Hache
People alive: 994/1000
Mr. Evil Meteor:
HP: 350/350
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