((Damit GM, stop forgetting your game!))
I accuse Bethesda for releasing Fallout 4.
Wiggle free like a hevaily lubricated weasel, and stab them in the eyes with my fork if they try to get at me. Run into the darkness, try and lead them out, then double back to the corpse if I can.
You are technically still free but surrounded.
[2+1] You stab one biker into eye killing him, but it is not enough to let you run away. [2] Their counters suck.
begin organizing a evacuation to prevent more townsfolk from becoming zombies, having two of them act as lookout, and the rest try to save as many people as possible. I personally go hunting for the meteor.
[1] They go all on their own somewhere hunting zombies. [4] Your own hunt goes pretty well. You find the camp where the alien is residing at the moment, as well as a goat and one very big brained kid.
Become The Cuphead Carrot Boss! OR Become a Radioactive Carrot like parasite!
[2] Your duty is to be a frontline carrot. Promotions require actions going beyond your duty. So you attempt to become specialist: [5] You succesfully become radioactive parasite in shape of carrot.
START CONSUMING THAT BIG BRAIN FREAK AKUMAKASAI
[4 vs 5] His defenses are impenetrable, but his counter attack sucks balls. Then the goat pushes you over and insults you.
Accuse the meteor thing of communist sympathies.
[4] Your accusations are pretty good. Now only if you had proof...
Tear off Poketwo's eyestalks.
[1 vs 4] You fall and many grains of dirt find their way under your skin. It is very irratating.
Saunter up to one of the smaller children, bleating softly. Do my best cute goat impression, and bend down to let them on my back.
Clipping-clop back to camp, young'un in tow, maybe even trailing other curious children behind me. As soon as we're within a stone's throw of old Mister Meteor, deposit the little f***er into his open lack of arms with as much force as I can muster.
[6] You charge at poketwo and butt him over. "BAAAAA FUCKER!" you bleat while standing over him victoriously.
Kevak
Brain points: 1
Is a 10 points performer
1 Bonesaw
NJW2000
Brain points: 3
Fist bleeding
Beaten
1 Fork of Truth (+1 for attacking)
AkumaKasai
Brain points: 0
Big brained human
Has plenty of dirt under his skin. -1 for anything using hands.
DoctorMcTaalik
Brain points: 1
Is a goat
Has lost a horn
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Brain points: 1
Is a brainless zombie
1 shotgun
poketwo:
Brain points: 0
Is a little girl
Thinks she's a goblin
Has crush at Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has telescopic vision
Has chameleoline skin
Can sprint very fast: +2 for running
1 Fallout 1
1 knife.
Dustan Hache
Brain points: 0
Is X-COM agent
Has silver tongue: +1 for talking
1 pistol
crazyabe
Brain points: 0
Is a Radioactive Carrot like parasite.
SaberToothTiger
Brain points: 0
Is anti-communist.
Camp:
Kevak
DoctorMcTaalik
AkumaKasai
Dustan Hache
poketwo
Wonton Shop:
7 angry bikers
1 dead biker with knife in his heart
1 dead biker
guard
chef
kitchen assistant
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
NJW2000
Somewhere in town:
crazyabe
People alive: 994/1000
Mr. Evil Meteor:
HP: 350/350