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[AoshimaMichio]

Did you really roll for that?


Fall out of the sky, Land on a "goat", And ride my way to victory

I did and it came out as 1.

[6] You indeed fall out of the sky, only to find out that your parachute is broken. And you miss the goat. Now you are screaming legless torso sitting on remains of your foots.

FIND WHEREVER THAT "GM" GUY IS AND KILL HIM WITH A KNIFE!

[3] You think this "GM" guy might be behind metaphysical barrier outside of the universe observing your bad luck. And you don't even have a knife.

Jump in through the window, claiming that some guy at the campsite beat me up, stole my pants and said that the Won Ton shop was rubbish. Cunningly weave the last into a tissue of partly-true lies.

[2] You flop through the window and chef throws you back out.

Spoiler: Player states (click to show/hide)

Kevak
  Brain points: 1
  Is a 10 points performer
  Bonesaw
   
NJW2000
  Brain points: 1
  Fist bleeding
  Beaten
  Pocketknife
   
AkumaKasai
  Brain points: 0
  Is a brainless zombie
  Broken nose
  Log
   
DoctorMcTaalik
  Brain points: 1
  Is a goat
  Has concussion
  Has lost a horn
  Has the food cache of the camp.
 
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
  Brain points: 1
  Is a brainless zombie
  Has a shotgun
 
poketwo:
  Brain points: 0
  Is a little girl
  Has crush at Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
 
crazyabe
  Brain points: 0
  Has pulverized legs

Spoiler: Town state (click to show/hide)

Camp:
  Kevak
  AkumaKasai
  DoctorMcTaalik
  Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
  poketwo
  crazyabe
 
Wonton Shop:
  10 bikers
  guard
  chef
  kitchen assistant
  NJW2000
   
 
People alive: 998
People dead: 2

Mr. Evil Meteor:
  HP: 300/300

[NJW2000]

Run back to the campsite and drag any potential allies to the won ton shop, leaving them as a distraction for the bikers if at all possible.

[poketwo]

FIND A VAT OF F.E.V.!

[crazyabe]

Use V.A.Ts to kill someone.

[DoctorMcTaalik]

Construct a reasonably defensible fort from the various pre-packaged snacks around me. Hunker down.

EDIT: If anyone interrupts me, give them a kick.

[AkumaKasai]

Claw the goat's eyes out.

[AoshimaMichio]

Run back to the campsite and drag any potential allies to the won ton shop, leaving them as a distraction for the bikers if at all possible.

Right. [NJW2000: 2] versus
[AkumaKasai: 1]
[DoctorMcTaalik: 6]
[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 1]
[poketwo: 6]
[crazyabe: 1]

Interestinly a goat and a little girl completely overpower you, but you still manage drag two brainless zombies and a legless screamer at the Won-Ton shop. Or more like their trashing in your feeble grip make it easy get them in directino you want them to go.

FIND A VAT OF F.E.V.!

[6] You find a copy of Fallout 1 and after playing it a while you find vat of F.E.V. in Mariposa Military Base. Damn, you only hope it was in reality!

Use V.A.Ts to kill someone.

You got dragged into front of a WonTon shop, which is teeming with bikers. [4] It is V.A.T.S. Not V.A.Ts. You pull your pipboy copy and throw it at one biker who loses his balance and cracks his head open. Lucky throw! But now you have angered rest of the bikers!

Construct a reasonably defensible fort from the various pre-packaged snacks around me. Hunker down.

EDIT: If anyone interrupts me, give them a kick.

One of the mind slaves of Mr Evil Meteor comes and tries to drag you away, but your mighty trashing keeps you safe. But it also scattered the food around the camp grounds... [1] Instead of collecting them you end up eating them all and now you can barely move. Maybe eating those packages too was a bit too much?

Claw the goat's eyes out.

Nah sorry mate, you got dragged as distraction to the WonTon Shop where bikers are about to attack crazy legless guy who also got dragged here.




What funny series of rolls. 1,6,1,6,1,6,1

Spoiler: Player states (click to show/hide)

Kevak
  Brain points: 1
  Is a 10 points performer
  Bonesaw
   
NJW2000
  Brain points: 1
  Fist bleeding
  Beaten
  Pocketknife
   
AkumaKasai
  Brain points: 0
  Is a brainless zombie
  Broken nose
  Log
   
DoctorMcTaalik
  Brain points: 1
  Is a goat
  Has concussion
  Has lost a horn
  Is so full he can't move
 
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
  Brain points: 1
  Is a brainless zombie
  Has a shotgun
 
poketwo:
  Brain points: 0
  Is a little girl
  Has crush at Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
  Has copy of Fallout 1
 
crazyabe
  Brain points: 0
  Has pulverized legs

Spoiler: Town state (click to show/hide)

Camp:
  Kevak
  DoctorMcTaalik
  poketwo
 
Wonton Shop:
  9 bikers
  guard
  chef
  kitchen assistant
  NJW2000
  AkumaKasai
  Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
  crazyabe
   
 
People alive: 997
People dead: 3

Mr. Evil Meteor:
  HP: 300/300

[crazyabe]

Pull out and use "The big red button" That blows up the bomb strapped to my back.

[AkumaKasai]

I have unfinished business to attend to. Go back to the goat, kill it, and steal its brain. Afterwards, insert brain into my own skull.

[crazyabe]

Help the Idot above* by holding the goat down by the neck, I will then attach it's legs to me
*AkumaKasai

[DoctorMcTaalik]

Well, only one thing to do...

Vomit all those snacks back up into a neat little pile. If anyone comes near, go ahead and throw up on them instead. And kick them for good measure. Whilst emitting goat screams, or else just more vomit.

Help the Idot above* by holding the goat down by the neck, I will then attach it's legs to me
*AkumaKasai

((You don't have functional legs, pal. Good luck with that.))

[NJW2000]

Scream a war cry, run through the shop, grab the nearest head, detach it, and run out.

And when that doesn't work, ask the alien for some help.

[poketwo]

CONVINCE MYSELF THAT I'M AN ORK

[AkumaKasai]

Help the Idot above* by holding the goat down by the neck, I will then attach it's legs to me
*AkumaKasai

((You don't have functional legs, pal. Good luck with that.))

((You're concussed and immobile. Sounds like a fair fight to me.))

[DoctorMcTaalik]

((I guess it mostly depends on how close we are together. I'm not sure whether he's in kicking range or not.))