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[poketwo]

((YOU GIT, YOU DON'T EVEN 'AVE A CHOPPA!))

((YES I'Z DOES! I PACKED IT WIF ME ON DA RIUDE OVAR 'ERE ON DIS MISARABAL ROCK UV DUST!))

[AkumaKasai]

((YOU DIDNT RIDE OVER HERE WIF ANYFIN. YOU WAS A HUMIE BEFORE, AND THEN YOU WUZ AN ORK. YOU DIDNT COMR FRUM A SPACE ROCK.))

[poketwo]

((YOU DIDNT RIDE OVER HERE WIF ANYFIN. YOU WAS A HUMIE BEFORE, AND THEN YOU WUZ AN ORK. YOU DIDNT COMR FRUM A SPACE ROCK.))

((YOUZ WRONG! I'Z WORE A KUNNIN' DISUIZE TA MAKE MESELF LOOK LEIK A HUMMIE, DEN I TRIDES TA DISGUIZE AS A GROT, BUT I'Z FORGOT DAT DISGUZE BACK AT DA 'ULK! DEN I TORE ME DISGUIZE OFF AND NOW I'Z KILLIN YA!))

[AkumaKasai]

((YOU DIDNT RIDE OVER HERE WIF ANYFIN. YOU WAS A HUMIE BEFORE, AND THEN YOU WUZ AN ORK. YOU DIDNT COMR FRUM A SPACE ROCK.))

((YOUZ WRONG! I'Z WORE A KUNNIN' DISUIZE TA MAKE MESELF LOOK LEIK A HUMMIE, DEN I TRIDES TA DISGUIZE AS A GROT, BUT I'Z FORGOT DAT DISGUZE BACK AT DA 'ULK! DEN I TORE ME DISGUIZE OFF AND NOW I'Z KILLIN YA!))

((NO YOU'S NOT! I'Z KILLIN' YOU))

[poketwo]

((YOU DIDNT RIDE OVER HERE WIF ANYFIN. YOU WAS A HUMIE BEFORE, AND THEN YOU WUZ AN ORK. YOU DIDNT COMR FRUM A SPACE ROCK.))

((YOUZ WRONG! I'Z WORE A KUNNIN' DISUIZE TA MAKE MESELF LOOK LEIK A HUMMIE, DEN I TRIDES TA DISGUIZE AS A GROT, BUT I'Z FORGOT DAT DISGUZE BACK AT DA 'ULK! DEN I TORE ME DISGUIZE OFF AND NOW I'Z KILLIN YA!))

((NO YOU'S NOT! I'Z KILLIN' YOU))

((NO I'Z AM
WAAAAAAAGH!))

[AoshimaMichio]

Go to McGee household, tell them I need to interview him for a local history school project. Then smuggle out of house... via window. If I have any time after that, perform encephaloptomy using sliver of broken glass or knife, doesn't really matter which.

[5] Your clever plot gets you in alone with him and then out of the window. Dragging still living body of braindead old man through the town and into forest without anyone noticing ain't gonna be easy task.

Effectually flail around!

[4-1] You try to flail around effectually but it is more like walking around aimlessly and twitching your arms. How about I eat your brain since you are not using it very much?

Be a goat.

[4] You are a goat. Dunno what those kids were planning to do with you.

Effectually flail around!

KRUMP DIS GIT WITH ME CHOPPA!

Me speak no ork! Use translator!
[6] You got choppa in forest, but it broke! And evil meteor man wants to eat your brain noodles!

[NJW2000]

    Perform encephaloptomy using sliver of broken glass or knife, doesn't really matter which.

Remove pants and use to carry brains to alien, if no other suitable repository can be found. Tell people I have to carry some horribly mutilated eels in them to the science lab for a environmentalism project.

[DoctorMcTaalik]

MeeeeEEEEEEEEeeeeehhhhh...

Effectually flail around!

Headbutt

[AkumaKasai]

Join forces with goat and fight the Ork!

[poketwo]

WAAAAGH!
FIGHT DA HUMIE!

[DoctorMcTaalik]

Join forces with goat and fight the Ork!

((To be clear, I'm not headbutting the Ork. I'm headbutting you.))

[AkumaKasai]

((I know. I'm trying to create a temporary alliance against a common enemy))

[AoshimaMichio]

    Perform encephaloptomy using sliver of broken glass or knife, doesn't really matter which.

Remove pants and use to carry brains to alien, if no other suitable repository can be found. Tell people I have to carry some horribly mutilated eels in them to the science lab for a environmentalism project.

[5] Knife works suprisingly well for performing the task. Pants come off and you start carrying the brain in them.
[4] And despite of running in your underwear and holding bloody pants nobody suspects a thing. Nice!

"Go down to the Won-Ton Shop, my fortune cookie says that I just can't stop! I'll suck the noodle right out of their heads and half an hours later, I'm hungry again!"


Now that is more than you can handle alone. Probably few nightstalkers and night watch and few employees hang around there around this time.

MeeeeEEEEEEEEeeeeehhhhh...

Effectually flail around!

Headbutt

[4 vs 2-1] Headbutting him hard! AkumaKasai flies backwards and opens his head on mr evil meteor's knee. "Brains, brains, it's okay! It's not a matter if it isn't gray."

Join forces with goat and fight the Ork!

Your brain has been sucked! You are a zombie now.

WAAAAGH!
FIGHT DA HUMIE!

Da humie is da zombie now! Now go down to Won-Ton Shop, there's more humies around! Bigger humies!

[NJW2000]

GO to wonton shop. Assess situation stealthily, wait for companion to help. Try and reclaim pants.

[AkumaKasai]

Kill the goat. Make it suffer.