DEN TURN MESELF INTA A ORK!
[5] You take off your cleved disguise of human child and reveal your true self as an ork!
Chop Kevak in the windpipe, then run back to the alien with the brains, and take all credit. Observe further proceedings closely and with obvious fascination.
[5 vs 6] You swing your fist right into his open mouth which bites down like a bear trap! Ouch!
Give up on killing the meteor. Club anyone who attempts to attack me or feed the mean space rock.
[1 vs 2] Kevak returns with a fresh brain. You do a feint and end up hitting yourself into face! Ouch, you have now a broken nose! Better change your weapon of choice, it clearly aint working for ya.
Bite his hand when he attempts to chop my windpipe. Return brain to meteor.
Yeh, you taste NJW's blood in your mouth and when you return to the camp AkumaKasai whacks himself into face with a log. What an idiot. Oh, and there's an ork too!
"Brains, brains, I won't lie! I'll eat their brains 'til they're zombified. Sure they might think it's deranged, but they won't give it a thought after I've eaten their brains."Mister evil meteor takes the brain and sucks it like noodles.
"Now go down to Mr. McGee's. He hasn't had a thought since '43. His brain is the portrait of atrophy. He ain't using it, why not give it to me?"Ah, mister McGee. The old war veteran who does nothing but lays in his bed all the time staring ceiling. He's gonna be a bit harder to nab since his old wife and son are taking care of him.
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Topic: Late night summer camp! Evil meteors! (Read 22839 times)