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[AoshimaMichio]

I have unfinished business to attend to. Go back to the goat, kill it, and steal its brain. Afterwards, insert brain into my own skull.

Ignoring the bikers you run back to the camp.

[3 vs 6-2] As immobile and concussed as the goat is, it is still better than your brainless hand-eye coordination. You really need new brain.
The goat tries to vomit on you, but you dodge it by sheer luck. And block its kick.

Help the Idot above* by holding the goat down by the neck, I will then attach it's legs to me
*AkumaKasai

First you need to get away from angry bikers.

[2-1] NOPE! Angry bikers murder your broken body on spot!

Well, only one thing to do...

Vomit all those snacks back up into a neat little pile. If anyone comes near, go ahead and throw up on them instead. And kick them for good measure. Whilst emitting goat screams, or else just more vomit.

Help the Idot above* by holding the goat down by the neck, I will then attach it's legs to me
*AkumaKasai

((You don't have functional legs, pal. Good luck with that.))

[4-1 vs 5] You vomit a bit on brainless zombie, but despite of having coordination of... brainless zombie, he dodges by sheer luck.
[5-1 vs 4] And kick is parried.

Scream a war cry, run through the shop, grab the nearest head, detach it, and run out.

And when that doesn't work, ask the alien for some help.

[4] You tear head off from waiter and run off. There's still 12 guys left to snatch. [5] Maybe if they follow you to the camp then Mr Evil Meteor can eat their fresh brains right out of living skulls? That would be quite few zombies into his service!

CONVINCE MYSELF THAT I'M AN ORK

[3] Orks are big. You are small. Orks are stronk. You are weak. You are not an ork. You are a goblin.

Spoiler: Player states (click to show/hide)

Kevak
  Brain points: 1
  Is a 10 points performer
  1 Bonesaw
   
NJW2000
  Brain points: 1
  Fist bleeding
  Beaten
  1 Pocketknife
  1 Head
   
AkumaKasai
  Brain points: 0
  Is a brainless zombie
  Broken nose
  1 Log
   
DoctorMcTaalik
  Brain points: 1
  Is a goat
  Has concussion
  Has lost a horn
  Is very full
 
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
  Brain points: 1
  Is a brainless zombie
  1 shotgun
 
poketwo:
  Brain points: 0
  Is a little girl
  Thinks she's a goblin.
  Has crush at Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
  1 Fallout 1

Spoiler: Town state (click to show/hide)

Camp:
  Kevak
  DoctorMcTaalik
  poketwo
  AkumaKasai
 
Wonton Shop:
  9 angry bikers
  guard
  chef
  kitchen assistant
  NJW2000
  Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
   
 
People alive: 996/1000

Mr. Evil Meteor:
  HP: 300/300

[poketwo]

GET A KNIFE AND START SHANKING THE SHOTGUN GUY!
HE INTENTIONALLY TRIED TO MAKE ME FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM, SO HE CAN GET ME OVER TO THE BIG LIVING ROCK AND HAVE ME BRAIN SUCKED OUT!
I'LL GET 'M FIRST!

[crazyabe]

EXPLODE INTO A BALL OF FIRE, I AM THE ANTICHRIST, AND THEY WILL FEED THIS SOURCE OF EVIL

[AkumaKasai]

Stomp goat.

[DoctorMcTaalik]

Chomp Zombie leg.

[AkumaKasai]

((Goats bitin' like zombies and zombies kickin' like goats. What is this world comin' to?))

[AoshimaMichio]

GET A KNIFE AND START SHANKING THE SHOTGUN GUY!
HE INTENTIONALLY TRIED TO MAKE ME FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM, SO HE CAN GET ME OVER TO THE BIG LIVING ROCK AND HAVE ME BRAIN SUCKED OUT!
I'LL GET 'M FIRST!

[4] You find a knife. You walk after your crush down to wonton shop.
[2 vs 5] You cannot bring yourself to stab the love your life, no matter how much you want to ensure he never belongs to anyone else.

EXPLODE INTO A BALL OF FIRE, I AM THE ANTICHRIST, AND THEY WILL FEED THIS SOURCE OF EVIL

[6] You are ball of fire. You need fuel to not burn out.

Stomp goat.

[3 vs 5-1] Goat dodges your assault! But then it pities your miserable flailing and lets you kick it into throat.

Chomp Zombie leg.

[1-1 vs 4] You pity his miserable flailing so much that let him kick you. [2] His kick breaks your windpipe.

((Goats bitin' like zombies and zombies kickin' like goats. What is this world comin' to?))

Something very interesting. People will milk zombies and goats will eradicate human cities by turning them into weregoats.

Spoiler: Player states (click to show/hide)

Kevak
  Brain points: 1
  Is a 10 points performer
  1 Bonesaw
   
NJW2000
  Brain points: 1
  Fist bleeding
  Beaten
  1 Pocketknife
  1 Head
   
AkumaKasai
  Brain points: 0
  Is a brainless zombie
  Broken nose
  1 Log
   
DoctorMcTaalik
  Brain points: 1
  Is a goat
  Has concussion
  Has lost a horn
  Is very full
  Has throat crushed
 
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
  Brain points: 1
  Is a brainless zombie
  1 shotgun
 
poketwo:
  Brain points: 0
  Is a little girl
  Thinks she's a goblin
  Has crush at Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
  1 Fallout 1
  1 knife.
 
crazyabe
  Brain points: 0
  Is a ball of fire
  Needs fuel

Spoiler: Town state (click to show/hide)

Camp:
  Kevak
  DoctorMcTaalik
  AkumaKasai
  crazyabe
 
Wonton Shop:
  9 angry bikers
  guard
  chef
  kitchen assistant
  NJW2000
  Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
  poketwo
   
 
People alive: 996/1000

Mr. Evil Meteor:
  HP: 300/300

[AkumaKasai]

Try to fend off the fireball. Request assistance from the goat.

[crazyabe]

Attack all nearby living Beings other then Mr Evil Meteor to consume the souls of, leaving the bodys intact for dragging back

[DoctorMcTaalik]

Attack all nearby living Beings other then Mr Evil Meteor to consume the souls of, leaving the bodys intact for dragging back

Use the power of headbutt goat vomit to smother the fire.

[NJW2000]

Take the head to the meteorite man, with a straw, and ask if he can get me a weapon.

[AoshimaMichio]

Attack all nearby living Beings other then Mr Evil Meteor to consume the souls of, leaving the bodys intact for dragging back

Try to fend off the fireball. Request assistance from the goat.

Attack all nearby living Beings other then Mr Evil Meteor to consume the souls of, leaving the bodys intact for dragging back

Use the power of headbutt goat vomit to smother the fire.

crazyabe [2] vs
AkumaKasai [6]
DoctorMcTaalik [4-1]
Kevak [3]

Souls don't make very good fuel. Why do you think people suffer in fires of Hell forever?

Brainless zombie, also known as AkumaKasai, whacks the fireball with a dry log meant for campfire. It of course catches fire and feeds the fireball.

The goat tries to vomit onto the fireball, but vomit kinda just bleeds from his mouth since much of its velocity is nerfed by crushed throat. Which also will kill you unless you do something about it very quickly.

Take the head to the meteorite man, with a straw, and ask if he can get me a weapon.

Third brain point gained!

[3] He hands you the Fork of Truth.

Spoiler: Player states (click to show/hide)

Kevak
  Brain points: 1
  Is a 10 points performer
  1 Bonesaw
   
NJW2000
  Brain points: 3
  Fist bleeding
  Beaten
  1 Pocketknife
  1 Fork of Truth
   
AkumaKasai
  Brain points: 0
  Is a brainless zombie
  Broken nose
   
DoctorMcTaalik
  Brain points: 1
  Is a goat
  Has concussion
  Has lost a horn
  Has throat crushed
    Suffocating
 
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
  Brain points: 1
  Is a brainless zombie
  1 shotgun
 
poketwo:
  Brain points: 0
  Is a little girl
  Thinks she's a goblin
  Has crush at Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
  1 Fallout 1
  1 knife.
 
crazyabe
  Brain points: 0
  Is a ball of fire
  Fuel (2/3)

Spoiler: Town state (click to show/hide)

Camp:
  Kevak
  DoctorMcTaalik
  AkumaKasai
  crazyabe
  NJW2000
 
Wonton Shop:
  9 angry bikers
  guard
  chef
  kitchen assistant
  Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
  poketwo
   
 
People alive: 996/1000

Mr. Evil Meteor:
  HP: 350/350

[crazyabe]

Eat the clothing off AkumaKasai's corpse.

[NJW2000]

Test fork. Observe actions of bikers, from a distance.

[AkumaKasai]

Evade the fireball!