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[pikachu17]

Pokémon can't die, they only faint. They get back up, and destroy all your precious trees, after making sure you have precious trees.

[Sir Elventide]

"Ha! You mistake me as my smelly, tree-hugging cousins! Just of that, have another barrage!"

Missiles make pikachus faint once more.

Sir Elventide: 3, Shockingly confused, and fainted rodents: FAINTED ONCE AGAIN!

[TalonisWolf]

The dwarves shoot you full of Axes and Halberds, and burn your body as offering to the great Papyrus!

Dwarves have started to worship Papyrus! Papyrus now has a new ability: Dwarven Zealots!

[pikachu17]

Hey! Worship the TERRIFYING COLORS! Its the best god!

[ironsnake345]

Papyrus swoops in to mediate between the two arguing sects by the gift of his spaghetti, hoping to prevent an eventual crusade!


Unfortunately, the dwarves merely take this intervention by Papyrus as means to further crusade for his name... starting with the 17 pikachus.


Papyrus loses, as do his beloved pikachu crew.

[Sir Elventide]

To add salt to the wound, Sir Elventide convinces the local government that Papyrus and the pikachus were alien invaders. He then smile devilishly as soldiers and tanks rain down hell upon them.

PAYBACK'S A BITCH!

[TalonisWolf]

The Dwarven Government intervenes in behalf of Papyrus, Skeletal God Chef and fights the local government long enough to save Papyrus- the yellow thunder rats are offered food, armour and firepower in return for their help defeating the elves!

The Dwarves declare war on the heretic elves!

[pikachu17]

The pikachus enlist other Pokemon, including Charmander, Mewtwo, and Tyranitar to attack Elventide. Elventide is ripped apart by psychic forces, and his remains are burned to a crisp. As you said, payback's a bitch.

[TalonisWolf]

((I think we've gone off the rails. Not that it's a bad thing, just worth noting.))

[pikachu17]

(I think we went off the rails the second people started joining Papryus instead of fighting him.)

[Sir Elventide]

After respawning, Sir Elventide fled the planet to get away from his enemies.

[Puppyguard]

But oh no! Tragedy! A meteor storm has disabled elventide's ship!

[TalonisWolf]

The dwarves suffer casualties to the meteor storm and hide underground, inviting the yellow thunder... rats seems derogatory for an ally... rodents? to take refuge!

[Maximum Spin]

All who worship TERRIFYING COLOURS are protected from meteors by TERRIFYING COLOURS physically interposing portals to horrible dimensions into the meteors' path.

[TheImmortalRyukan]

hmm, the Spirit of Christmas Yet to Come vs.... the abstract concept of color....

Yet to Come wins, just cuz