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[TalonisWolf]

Dwarves can't breath in space, but in their final moments they bunt Papyrus back into his ship.

Space wins.

[ironsnake345]

Papyrus weeps for his loss and holds a funeral for his fallen dwarven friends.


Everyone takes 5 sadness damage, and therefore loses for now.

[pikachu17]

The pikachus are also sad. So sad that they go Berserk and rampage across the ship... Nobody wins?

[ironsnake345]

After the emotional turmoil over the loss of the dwarves blows over, the Pikachus are gently reprimanded for trashing much of the ship and are then made responsible for most of the repairs.


Nobody wins, the pikachus in particular.

[TalonisWolf]

A Dwarven Warship arrives to perform escort duties and to deliver investigators to look into the deaths of so many dwarves.

"Who wins and who loses is the subject of the investigation, as such I can not comment at this time."

[Maximum Spin]

TERRIFYING COLOURS wanders by, then sort of unzips sideways, opening up a portal to Niflhel through which the dwarves all stumble out into the ship, confused.

Advantage: unclear.

[Glass]

...
My avatar just looks on in confusion at what he's caused.
Advantage... um...
Confusion?

[Sir Elventide]

My avatar looks upon yours with admiration... then has a hint of sadness as he find ways to utterly dominate it in battle. Of course, that would be before he gets eaten alive.

SIr Elventide, brilliant tactician, has been struck down!

[Puppyguard]

Elventide tactically goes around space in a spaceship.

Tie.

[TalonisWolf]

...at this rate, Dwarves are either going to evolve to become spaceworthy, or live their lives inside of suits like the Quarians in Mass Effect.

((You're making me start working on drawing a new !Spacedawrf! Avatar- you know how long it took me to make my current one? ))

Space wins again.

[Sir Elventide]

Slips some poisoned beer into your ship and watch you inbred, smelly, hairy rockhumping midgets die slowly.

Sir Elventide: 1, Bipolar drunken bastards: DEAD!

[Maximum Spin]

my webserver is down aaaaaaaaaaaaa

TERRIFYING COLOURS loses.
I'll get you when it's back on, elf.

ETA: haha sysadmin friend fixed it in the time it took to post that

Advantage: TERRIFYING COLOURS!

[Sir Elventide]

Realizes that psychedelic colors are the result of consuming weed-laced brownies, therefore solving the enigma of your existence by suggesting that you was a hallucination all along.

Sir Elventide: 1, Mr. Rainbow Vomit: FAKE! 

[ironsnake345]

Sir Elventide is boarded by Space pirate captain Papyrus! The ragtag bunch of pirates subdue the elf and plunder his treasure as revenge for poisoning their dwarven friends! They then proceed to drop the elf off at the nearest space station as a show of good faith, with enough pocket money to go someplace.

Papyrus wins an ethical victory!

[Puppyguard]

Boneship.

Tie.