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[ironsnake345]

"NYEH HEH HEH! OF COURSE I CAN MAKE DWARVEN RUM, AT LEAST AS LONG AS WE HAVE SWEET PODS! I'M THE GREAT PAPYRUS!

WONDERFUL LADLE TECHNIQUE, BY THE WAY!"

[Asin]

Dwarf 4 drags in a sack of sweet pods.
He throws them at Papyrus, intending for him to catch the sack.
But it hits Papyrus, accidently defeating him.

[Puppyguard]

But they're all cut short by an asteroid half as big as the moon landing 1 mile away from them.
The shockwaves kill them.

Dwarf 4 has been struck down.

Armok flings the asteroid back into space with his mythical hammer.

[ironsnake345]

Papyrus begins preparing a large quantity of dwarven rum anyway.

[DolosusDoleus]

The chef wakes up, and clobbers Papyrus with the spoon again.

"Nu mure-a speghetti!"

[ironsnake345]

"NYOW! I'M NOT MAKING SPAGHETTI ANYMORE, I'M DISTILLING DWARVEN RUM!

BESIDES, THERE CAN NEVER BE TOO MUCH SPAGHETTI! NYEH HEH HEH!"

[Greatness942]

((And a new narrative begins.))

Suddenly, a finger snap lights the distilled drink on fire, burning Papyrus. Roy Mustang then emerges from the shadows, drinking Elven Brew out of a mug.

[Asin]

Dwarves 5 through 30 are spawned by a furious player!
They are all wearing adamantine armor, with adamantine shields, and adamantine great axes!

They charge and hack at Roy Mustang.

Dwarf 29, being smart, runs away and goes onto a boat leading to a new continent!

[ironsnake345]

"FEAR NOT, MY FRIENDS! I AM ACQUAINTED WITH MANY MONSTERS WHO ARE WELL-ATTUNED TO ICE, AND I HAVE LEARNED FROM THEM SEVERAL TECHNIQUES!"

Papyrus tries his hand at ice magic in an attempt to extinguish the pot of dwarven rum.

It appears to be working. Slowly.

[DolosusDoleus]

The chef lights the pot on fire again.

"Zee-a fure-a brings zee-a truoe-a flefur ouout ouff ruom!"

[Neoexdeath]

Vadheer does the Forever Turbo Heat Dance and everyone in the entire Universe dies because they can't handle so much sheer awesomeness.

[Asin]

Vadheer does the Forever Turbo Heat Dance and everyone in the entire Universe dies because they can't handle so much sheer awesomeness.

(wat)

[TheBiggerFish]

The poshguinfish just recreates the universe instead, because it has gone way too far.

[Asin]

Dwarves 5 through 30 (except for 29) forget why they are just standing there.

Dwarf 29 awakens to find himself on a boat.
"Where am I?"

[ironsnake345]

Papyrus' dwarven rum project has somehow made it onto the boat with Dwarf 29. He's gone back to trying to extinguish the flames with ice magic.

"HELLO, MY DWARVEN FRIEND! I BELIEVE SOMEBODY TRIGGERED THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE, PROMPTING SOMEONE ELSE TO REVERSE IT! I DO NOT KNOW WHERE WE HAVE ENDED UP, BUT IN THE MEAN TIME, I BELIEVE THIS RUM HAS BEEN BURNING LONG ENOUGH AND IT IS NOW TIME TO EXTINGUISH IT! NYEH HEH HEH!"

((Is it just me, or is this developing a sort of loose narrative?))