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Author Topic: Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?  (Read 74336 times)

Neoexdeath

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Re: Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?
« Reply #660 on: February 11, 2017, 08:06:49 am »

There's nothing to fight, so... Tie, I guess?
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Re: Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?
« Reply #661 on: February 11, 2017, 09:31:41 am »

well, as the green dragon slices you open you now realize there's something to fight!
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Re: Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?
« Reply #662 on: February 11, 2017, 09:35:48 am »

Magic missiles beat SCYTHERS.
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Re: Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?
« Reply #663 on: February 11, 2017, 11:25:02 am »

Demons enjoy poshguinfish with a side of roasted dwarf, you lose, dinner.
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Re: Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?
« Reply #664 on: February 11, 2017, 11:50:03 am »

I mean, chef does apparently carry around a bazooka. So you lose, Bork Bork Bork!
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Re: Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?
« Reply #665 on: February 11, 2017, 12:41:04 pm »

Switserland the Green Dragon slices your crazy chef.
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Re: Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?
« Reply #666 on: February 11, 2017, 02:25:32 pm »

Papyrus smashes Switserland the Green Dragon with more bones than in the average centuries-old torture dungeon's refuse/bolt-crafting pile as revenge for destroying a fellow chef.
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Re: Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?
« Reply #667 on: February 11, 2017, 03:10:21 pm »

Dwarf 4 is spawned.
He is a (somewhat) pacifist and asks Papyrus about what spaghetti is.
« Last Edit: February 11, 2017, 07:06:40 pm by Asin »
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Re: Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?
« Reply #668 on: February 11, 2017, 03:58:32 pm »

Papyrus offers Dwarf 4 a plate of spaghetti for him to see (and taste) first-hand.
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Re: Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?
« Reply #669 on: February 11, 2017, 04:09:02 pm »

The chef rejects the spaghetti! It has too much salt!
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Re: Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?
« Reply #670 on: February 11, 2017, 04:50:26 pm »

Nothing.
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Re: Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?
« Reply #671 on: February 11, 2017, 05:09:54 pm »

2 nothingness stares at each other.....
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pls tell me this joke is over and done.
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Re: Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?
« Reply #672 on: February 11, 2017, 06:40:05 pm »

Papyrus decides not to fight the nothingness and instead tries to locate the chef who just rejected the spaghetti Papyrus was trying to give to someone else.
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Re: Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?
« Reply #673 on: February 11, 2017, 06:51:07 pm »

The chef sneaks up behind Papyrus and whacks him in the head with a wooden spoon.
"Touou mooch saltoo! Bork bork bork."
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Re: Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?
« Reply #674 on: February 11, 2017, 07:05:06 pm »

Dwarf 4 tastes the speghetti.

He likes it.

Having enough of the incomprehensible chef, he whacks him with a metal ladle.

After that, he asks Papyrus if he can make dwarven rum.
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