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[Puppyguard]

The dwarf finds himself in space and begins to suffocate.

Dwarf has been struck down.

[NRDL]

Joe Louis is an even bigger star than your actual stars.

[Elephant Parade]

Even a skilled boxer would have trouble punching out an elephant, I think.

[ironsnake345]

Even a skilled elephant would have trouble dodging so many bones, I think.

[Puppyguard]

Even a skeleton cannot survive being scorched by stars.

[Greatness942]

Amestris doesn't have a space program. Ergo, no one wins.

[Asin]

Dwarf 3 comes from another thread, decked in adamantine armor and an adamantine short sword.

He trys to rampage through Amestris.

[Greatness942]

All of Amestris? Well, that's crap. Even discounting Roy Mustang's flames that can burn through a Homunculus, you'd also have to factor in:

Riza Hawkeye, one of the best marks(wo)men in anime, in my opinion.

Maes Hughes (R.I.P), who can throw knives despite working a desk job, and is fiercely protective of his daughter.

Alex Louis Armstrong, the Strong Arm Alchemist. Just look him up.

and, of course, Edward and Alphonse Elric.

So, all of that, combined? No Adamantine Armor can save you.

[Puppyguard]

All of the mentioned above find themselves in a subspace anti-magic field whilst being in space from the surrounding stars being lined up just right.
They all quickly suffocate and die.

[ironsnake345]

Antimagic field?

That might actually kill Papyrus outright. His body is like 70% magic or something like that; he is to magic what a human is to water.

[DolosusDoleus]

Skeleton + Explosion = No More Skeleton

[Greatness942]

Bird + Fire Alchemy = No More Bird

((Didn't we have a loose narrative of space travel or something yesterday? That was weird. I liked it.))

[Neoexdeath]

Vadheer takes some time to heal his wounds before easily breaking out of Papyrus' cage.

He then proceeds to throw a shockwave at the fire alchemist, killing him.

[Rubidium]

my green dragon comes and eats your thingy alive, no matter how bad it tastes.

[Puppyguard]

The dragon crashes into a sun and burns up.