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[ironsnake345]

The animated skeleton gestures wildly!

Bones emerge from the ground, as if by magic!

The animated skeleton gestures at the cook!

The floating bones streak towards the cook!

The spinning bone strikes the cook in the upper body, bruising the bone and tearing the muscle!

The spinning bone strikes the cook in the lower right arm, shattering the bone!

The spinning bone strikes the cook in the head and the severed part sails off in an arc!

the cook has been struck down!

[Rubidium]

my green dragon uses dragon rush and decimates your crazy laughing skull.

[Chevaleresse]

Bullet can tangle with Azrael and hold him off, a Scyther will burn up easily.

[TheBiggerFish]

Magic missile to the face wins.

[Imic]

Sword to poshguinfish. Magic proof armour this time, they aren't taking any chances any more.

[Funk]

Plays flute, dinosaur smash.

[ironsnake345]

Papyrus somehow convinces the man and dinosaur to stop fighting and become romantic partners.
His job is done here.

[Asin]

Dwarf 1 chases Papyrus with a steel war hammer and bashes him in the upper floating ribs!

[Puppyguard]

Dwarf 1 is in space now and suffocates.

[ironsnake345]

Papyrus has no lungs to deprive of air. He explores space with no issues by flying around on a ship made of bones.

[Puppyguard]

Except you forget that space compresses stuff and papyrus's ship and himself both get crushed into dust.

[TheBiggerFish]

Yeah, there's a magic item for this very contingency.

And that's not how space works.

[Tymewalk]

Fish can rather easily be caught with a hat and then promptly taken to a place to be disposed of.

Fancy dancing penguin-fish may be a little different, but throwing it into the middle of a road probably still works.

[Chevaleresse]

Magic missile to the face wins.

Bullet canonically beat the tar out of Nine, a witch. Argument = invalid

OT: Uh, a stick figure? Bullet would break it in half.

[ironsnake345]

Except you forget that space compresses stuff and papyrus's ship and himself both get crushed into dust.

Gonna side with fish on this one, that's completely not how space works. Space compresses stuff the same way tugging on the ends of a rubber band compresses the rubber band. That is to say, it does the exact opposite of compress stuff; it's a vacuum, not an intensely high pressure box of air. And since the bones are just a solid mass, there's not really any internal pressure for space to make them explode with.


Anyway, back to the point of the thread.


Papyrus thwarts Bullet's mobility by turning her blue, then defeats her with his incredible zoning prowess which comes from his ability to create bone-related platforming segments out of deadly projectiles.