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[IndigoFenix]

According to legend, phoenixes burn themselves to death using the light of the sun and a nest of spices.

Therefore, it stands to reason that indigo phoenixes burn themselves to death using a purplish sun and a nest of flowers.

Thus I die, but am renewed from the ashes. Since I am better off than I was before, while the sun remains unchanged and the flower is burned, I believe this is a victory for me.

[King Zultan]

Bird Vs Rat

I'm pretty sure I lose this one.

[Imic]

The Rats , once strong, have ceased. The Dwarf, confused, stands around for a minute, before quietly walking back home to light up his fire and make some scrambled eggs.

[pikachu17]

The pikachu help him light his fire. Unfortunately, they use too much power, and burn down the house with him in it.

[Screech9791]

High pitched screeching and reeing is better at crowd dispersion than you think.

[Imic]

The Dwarf, agotated by the screeching coming from the valley below, decides to take a different route.

[King Zultan]

The dwarf has an axe and armour, while I have a scepter and regular clothing.

I think I would lose this fight.

[Imic]

The Avatar had failed to load previously, but the Rat Thing returns. The Dwarf, after some introspection, picks the protesting rat up. After a short walk, the Three-headed Rat-monarch is dumped into the compost heap where, unbeknownst to the Dwarf, the Rat has found a discarded apple to nom on. Unbeknownst to the Rat, however, the Dwarf is returning, with his dog. The Dwarf soon wins the Vs. battle.

[pikachu17]

You think picking on rodents is funny? Volt Tackle! x17

[Naturegirl1999]

Vines trap the pikachus and start trying to drain them

[King Zultan]

Your weird plant orb dies of sadness over the death of Tinypic.

[Imic]

All is consumed before the void of Tinypic. From the highest King to the humblest Mountaineer, in the blink of an eye.

[pikachu17]

The Pikachus use their Delorean to escape, and take the dwarf with them.

[Leodanny]

Potato vs. pikachu, pikachu wins by virtue of actually able to move.

[Superdorf]

The running dwarf kicks the potatoes as he passes; the potatoes tumble aside. The dwarf doesn't even notice what he's done.
Result: draw?