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[pikachu17]

All the pikachu use Volt Tackle.
Mimikyu uses Play Rough.
No idea who'll win.

[TricMagic]

War begins again. My book binds you from attacking the rest of us. Destroy the Trucebreaker!

[pikachu17]

We were attacking Rubidium who was attacking a truce. We sincerley hope this doesn't turn out like Le Morte D Arthur.

[Rubidium]

One Rubidium, 17 Pikachus...

If only if the rubidium girl wore electric-proof clothes...

And also, no truces allowed. Broken. Done. You HAVE to battle the avatar above you.

I'm the creator of this topic, and I make the rules.

Spoiler: uguuu (click to show/hide)

PAPYRUS PROPOSES A TRUCE!

All 17 pikachu would like to join the truce.

We eat 18 bowls of soup, unless that is literally one bowl of soup that we all have to share.

Papyrus offers to join in meal preparation in order to upgrade from soup to noodle soup. regardless of answer, the many pikachu are well fed with spaghetti by the end of the night.

Sparrowhawk makes more soup. He has never eaten spaghetti before, but tries it anyway, and politely chokes it down.

I would also like to join the truce, but the only thing I have to offer is a bag of beans.

I bring the Dragons of the West to this Truce and eat.

THAT ISN'T BATTLING!!

The title says it all. Look at the above poster's avatar and your own. Imagine that they are in a battle. Which avatar you think will win? Explain why they'll win.

[King Zultan]

I stab you in the back when your not looking.

[TricMagic]

Nope, and drop the entire planet into the Sun with Chaos Control.

[Sir Elventide]

"Your wish is my command!"

Unleashes spirit beam at Rubidium for breaking the truce. Rubidium, after getting burned to a crisp, immediately changes her name to 'Burnidium to reflect her new look.

Sir Elventide: Victory! Charbroiled Ruby cosplayer: Extra crispy.

[Imic]

Sparrowhawk uses birds to carry Sir Elventide into the sky, and drop him into a Volcano, thus winning.

[TricMagic]

Nope, and drop the entire planet into the Sun with Chaos Control.

[Felissan]

Parin stares at your overpoweredness, says "lame", and forfeits in boredom.

[Rubidium]

Unfortunately, that "legendary drill" wasn't fireproof and succumbs to a rubidium fire.

And Parin perishes too.

Why? Rubidium is known for starting fires.

[pikachu17]

We use Surf.

[IndigoFenix]

We use Surf.

Rubidium makes water catch on fire and explode.  Should have gone with electricity.  Conductive metal equals super effective, right? Pokémon type matchup logic is confusing.

IndigoFenix keeps its distance and uses psychic attacks from afar. Even so, this is an unfavorable matchup.

[Imic]

Sparrowhawk strikes indigofenix with lightning, lights him on fire, and summons every animal on the continent to destroy this... thing. Sparrowhawk wins.

[Sir Elventide]

Sir Elventide suddenly appears behind Sparrowhawk and decapitates him with the swing of his spirit blade. Can't cast spells when you're losing your head, eh?

Sir Elventide: A cut above the rest. Sparrowhawk: Totally topless.