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[Rubidium]

However, a flood happens, and then suddenly, a huge piece of rubidium drops on your castle, killing you and your peasants.

[TricMagic]

I escape from his bindings, then uses the Power of Rubidium in my book to disrupt the wave so it passes around me.

[pikachu17]

While you're busy celebrating your success we ambush you.

[Sir Elventide]

While you're busy celebrating your success we ambush you.

A certain elf leaves your cheese on the table. You eat it and immediately keel over from poisoning.

Sir Elventide: Win

Poisoned Electro-Rodents: DED.

[Imic]

Sparrowhawk is fuully capable of taking down immortals. After learning your true name throuh deception, he weaves it into a spell to force you to never harm another creatire except in self defence, ever again.

[TricMagic]

Steal that Geas and seal it into my book. Elf now works for me. You die-

[Imic]

I was just avoiding a fight. You want a fight, you’ll get one.
I curse your body, break your spirit, bind you with unbreakable chains, and cast you into the sea, where you cwn be with the shadows forever.

[TricMagic]

Absorb all that into my Book of Shadows, and then turn it back on you using it.

Not the best idea to grant me even more power. Bye~

[pikachu17]

We attempt to tear apart your book with our teeth. Are we successful?

[Imic]

I cast you into the endless seas, where your lightning shall torture you until death. Say hello the the Shadow mage while you’re down there, I’m getting ready for a trip to the Kardish lands for when he next comes after me. And no, you can’t get into the boat. Ge... get off. Shoo! Shoo! There we go. Don’t come back.

[TricMagic]

Hah... Is this guy phantasmal or something..

Use my book to bind the pikachus to my shadows, and give them shadow lightning. It does not hurt us, but it will you. Shadow Thunder!

[Imic]

I’m nnit a Ohantasm, merely... A very skilled Wizard.
I fight you, casting down your shadow lightning and commanding it back upon you with it’s true name, endlessly battling you with spell and word from my boat, prolonging it without killing you, until we reach the mountains and barbarians of the Kargish lands. From there, I finally tale you to where all Shadows go to die forever, in the dark, evil, madness-inducing Timbs of Atuan. Have fun. Try not to trip. It’s a long way down.
If you get out of this, I might actually kill you.

[TricMagic]

...Right, that's enough of this. CHAOS CONTROL~


Leaves to the other side of the planet.

[Imic]

I follow you to the other side of the planet.
I silently call the true names of every single animal on the cintinent.
And wtch them tear you apart as I hold you wtill with unbreakable chains.
Thenl I burn the pieces, feed the ashes to wild dogs, burn the excrement, and fling those ashes into the sea. May your soul wander the darkness you have created forever.
Now I just need to figure out how to explain the mess to king Lebannon...

[TricMagic]

-`-~

The problem with this statement is simple. I am the ultimate life form. Now die alone, on the barren wastes of the moon. Breathless.

-`-~

Wait in the void of space as you suffocate on the moon.