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[bloop_bleep]

Gangsta birb is too preoccupied with enjoying its crunchy food to notice the archer coming up on it, putting it to a quick end.

[Sir Elventide]

Meanwhile, a certain elf picks up your pincushioned corpse and bakes it into a pie to gift to an unsuspecting dwarf...

[Blood_Librarian]

An AI that leads the vast and shadowy Rumba Conspiracy. It'd probably be simple to hire some Runners to get them or something.

Edit: its the red one with cyan eyes.

[RoseHeart]

Green flames on hat, light a curtain, burn down house, which collapses on them and the crystal heart and rose. Tie.

[King Zultan]

Your picture appears to be of an angel statue and as a statue you can't do anything, and I doubt I could actually do anything to the statue. Tie

[pikachu17]

17 pikachus versus what appears to be the King from the nutcracker.
They outnumber and outgun him.

[Imic]

Quirrel is no match for [Insert number here] Pikachus.

[Leodanny]

A bug looking thing?

Potatoes are indestructible, we all know that.

[pikachu17]

Uh, there are literally bugs named for eating potatoes. Potato bugs. Seriously, I am pretty sure that is their name.
Anyway, my pikachus slice up the potatoes, make them into fries, and open up a resturaunt that burns down in a horrible grease fire with all the pikachus in it.
Tie.

[Screech9791]

I have the power of stealth and invisibility to sneak up behind your army of pikachus and pick them off one by one!

[Aliemma]

See, it's really hard to shoot at nothing. However, nothingness can't really affect an Archer. So, she just kinda stands there, wondering why there's nothing there.

[King Zultan]

I'm pretty sure you could put a few arrows in me before I could get anywhere near you.

[Rubidium]

(BUMP! I made this thread, and I just came back. I want it continued!)
I'm pretty sure Mr. Game and Watches can 9-hammer those heads off.

[brewer bob]

Rubidium would definitely get the upper hand as I couldn't do anything else but vomit and maybe beg them to stop.

[pikachu17]

The pikachus can easily electrocute you. However, since you begged them to stop, they did. Now we are friends!