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[Paxiecrunchle]

my current avatar ATM is a hiver which is like a man but with even longer arms and legs as well as hand blades, so depends on how good sir elventide is in hand to hand combat.

hivers are hominids they aren't insects.
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[Sir Elventide]

Why bother with hand-to-hand when Sir Elventide can simply cram a 200 mm cannon round into your hiver's mouths?

Sir Elventide: 1 : hominid alien: SPLAT!

[TalonisWolf]

You're my artifact axe now. Not a lot you can do to me in that state, so I win.

The pikachus spit on the remains of Sir Elventide. Any who would shave a dwarf's beard deserve the death they get. The pikachus then create a beard-wig for Talonis-Wolf from their fur, possibly creating an alliance between them.

Agreed- let us forever fight against our common foes.

[Sir Elventide]

Unfortunately for you, my willpower is strong enough for me to regain control of my axe body and then decapitate you. Needless to say, your skull is small enough to function as my chamber pot when I reincarnate as myself.

Sir Elventide: 1 ; Dwarven skull full of crap: EW!

[TamerVirus]

My current avatar is Geese Howard
I'd like to see you beat Geese Howard in any SNK game.
Geese wins in a PREDICTABO fashion

[Blood_Librarian]

Unkowable knowledge in the form of a book in a blank white background.

Madness is hte only thing that could result from this henious power.

Blood_Librarian:0
Tamervirus:0

[TalonisWolf]

Dwarves are generally illiterate, so... I'm pretty sure you're just a convenient bundle of kindling to them. I'm not sure what would be unleashed by burning the Necronomicon, but it'd probably be unpleasant. So, not sure who'd win.

[KittyTac]

A cellular automata spaceship vs a dwarf. Hmmmm...

I travel at 1/16 of the speed of light (c/16). That's a high speed. Your dwarf will go SPLAT (then turn into plasma) if I ram him!

KittyTac wins!

[Rubidium]

hmm... cellular automata spaceship vs a badass fighter.

the automata spaceship aims towards the fighter, but the fighter jumps.

i win.

[Eschar]

I win, for how can nothing lose? You might make the point that it can't win either. Except you don't, because you lost.

This is a perfectly logical outcome and will in no way warp and destroy the fabric of Logic, that venerable science of the ancients.

[Glass]

Nothing can't win. And besides, dragons are made of win.
Ergo, you lose by default, and I win by default.
It's simple logic.

[KittyTac]

Well, try ramming a CA spaceship into a larger pattern. Both are destroyed.

Draw.

[Rubidium]

my character gets a huge wall and then the CA spaceship crashes into it and dies.


the end.

[Puppyguard]

Space cannot fight nor be fought.

Draw.

[Rubidium]

fighters can't fight space.

especially this epic strong one.

sorry.

nothing wins.