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Author Topic: Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?  (Read 74178 times)

Doomblade187

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Re: Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?
« Reply #1065 on: January 17, 2018, 08:36:58 pm »
Gun vs Sword. Your avatar would win.
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Re: Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?
« Reply #1066 on: January 17, 2018, 10:07:29 pm »
It is true that it's not the sword that's dangerous, it's the wielder. Therefore by that logic I win.
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Re: Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?
« Reply #1067 on: January 17, 2018, 11:15:50 pm »
The elf would probably use some magic to teleport to safety.
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Re: Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?
« Reply #1068 on: January 17, 2018, 11:25:14 pm »
That's right space and you are quite... spacey inside. No brains- Augh *hack* *cough*

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Re: Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?
« Reply #1069 on: January 18, 2018, 02:13:06 am »
Otto von Bismark takes one look at weird elfylord felah, and declares war on him. He wins by rewriting all the rules of war.
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Re: Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?
« Reply #1070 on: January 24, 2018, 06:22:08 pm »
My avatars would likley cause the old man to have a heart attack I suppose, does that count as winning?
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Re: Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?
« Reply #1071 on: January 24, 2018, 06:24:30 pm »
Caterpillars don't really enjoy being drilled.
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Re: Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?
« Reply #1072 on: January 24, 2018, 06:39:16 pm »
She's really lactose intolerant. Like.
REALLY intolerant.
We're talking impressive levels of intolerant here, nothing will be as intolerant as this, except maybe a dwarven society towards an elven noble, and honestly, they're more likely to let him live for at least a little while. You'll find more tolerance in the edgiest pages of Warhammer 40k than that girl's body has for this glass of strawberry milk.
I mean, I guess my avatar made the effort to like, tip over.
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Re: Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?
« Reply #1073 on: January 26, 2018, 12:16:22 am »
You're basically a fleshy slime- the dwarves simply throw you in a barrel of ale and let you ferment a few thousand years.
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Re: Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?
« Reply #1074 on: January 26, 2018, 04:53:23 am »
Bizmark tells the dwarf to go die a glorious death. The dwarf cannot refuse such a glorious moustache.
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Re: Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?
« Reply #1075 on: January 26, 2018, 03:05:07 pm »
Indeed they can not. They die, shedding their blood in the name of your glorious mustache.
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Re: Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?
« Reply #1076 on: January 26, 2018, 06:01:54 pm »
Meanwhile, a noble elf laughs maniacally as the dwarves die a stupid and worthless death for a foolish reason, then proceeds to blindside the Iron Chancellor with a flanking attack that leaves him senseless.

Sir Elventide: "Advantage me!"
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Re: Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?
« Reply #1077 on: January 28, 2018, 02:59:08 pm »
The Dwarves stop as one and take a detour to eliminate you before returning to sacrificing their all in the name 'Moustache-Sensei'.
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Re: Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?
« Reply #1078 on: January 30, 2018, 09:05:23 am »
assuming any sort of nonlethal, non-strength based contest I would surely succeed.
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Re: Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?
« Reply #1079 on: January 30, 2018, 01:56:37 pm »
NYEH HEH HEH! NOBODY'S BETTER AT NON-LETHAL NON-STRENGTH BASED CONTESTS THAN THE GREAT PAPYRUS!
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