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crazyabe

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Roll to kill your self
« on: October 02, 2015, 05:15:07 pm »
You are the "Luckiest man in the world," but you are also the most suicidal man in the world, the Docs have had you on at least 30 pills per a day, but you still must kill yourself Lets see where this goes...
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Re: Roll to kill your self
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2015, 05:18:20 pm »
Cut a power wire, put it in a pool. Bite big chunks of flesh out of our arms, jump into electrified pool while bleeding from major arteries.
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Re: Roll to kill your self
« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2015, 06:10:05 pm »
Find a cliff with no water and sharp rocks below it.  Jump off that cliff.
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Re: Roll to kill your self
« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2015, 06:15:10 pm »
Wait about 100 years. Then we should be dead.
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Re: Roll to kill your self
« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2015, 06:52:49 pm »
Quote from: Kevak on October 02, 2015, 05:18:20 pm

Cut a power wire, put it in a pool. Bite big chunks of flesh out of our arms, jump into electrified pool while bleeding from major arteries.
You bite big chunks of flesh from your arms and attempt to electrocute yourself, "Luckily" the Electricity burns your wounds closed, and Blew up a fuse in your home.

Quote from: Megggas on October 02, 2015, 06:10:05 pm

Find a cliff with no water and sharp rocks below it.  Jump off that cliff.
You land in THE ONE FRICKEN SPOT THATS SAFE HOW YOU DO THAT
Quote from: NAV on October 02, 2015, 06:15:10 pm

Wait about 100 years. Then we should be dead.
You Are found 100 years later in a CryoFreezebox, and are "Luckily" restore able to life  you are no older than before you began in that box...
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Re: Roll to kill your self
« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2015, 06:58:31 pm »
Don't drink.  Wait.
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Re: Roll to kill your self
« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2015, 10:10:57 pm »
Thaaat isn't how electricity works.

Electricity is incapable of causing cauterizing burns.
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Re: Roll to kill your self
« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2015, 10:59:09 pm »
This is like Final Destination but backwards.
Run to nearest bunker. Lock self inside bunker. Preform self surgery on yourself and remove most of the organs from your abdominal cavity, setting them aside. Wait.
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Re: Roll to kill your self
« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2015, 11:10:29 pm »
Huh I'm 100 years in the future. Check how Dwarf Fortress is doing.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on November 15, 2013, 01:23:21 pm
Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
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Re: Roll to kill your self
« Reply #9 on: October 02, 2015, 11:13:45 pm »
Quote from: NAV on October 02, 2015, 11:10:29 pm
Huh I'm 100 years in the future. Check how Dwarf Fortress is doing.
Oh, good point, i take it back.
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Re: Roll to kill your self
« Reply #10 on: October 02, 2015, 11:54:06 pm »
Slap Kevak for being silly.
Then stuff an entire bottle's worth of sleeping pills in my mouth and wash it down with a litre of vodka.
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Re: Roll to kill your self
« Reply #11 on: October 03, 2015, 12:51:25 am »
Quote from: NAV on October 02, 2015, 11:10:29 pm
Huh I'm 100 years in the future. Check how Dwarf Fortress is doing.
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Re: Roll to kill your self
« Reply #12 on: October 03, 2015, 01:02:52 am »
Walk into a mass of rabid fans and shout an incredibly polarising statement.
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Re: Roll to kill your self
« Reply #13 on: October 03, 2015, 05:01:18 am »
Wear a red shirt.
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Re: Roll to kill your self
« Reply #14 on: October 03, 2015, 07:44:22 am »
Join a terrorist group and sign up for suicide bombing.
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