GO AND STEAL THE THING FOR REALS! TAKE THE CAGE WITH ME IF I HAVE TO!
[5]YOU STEAL THE FAKE THING. YAY!
Roll six on my ghost busting business! Shake that booty!
[6][WHAT] YOU SHAKE YOUR BOOTY SO MUCH THE GOST FAINTS
START SUMMONING DEMONS, BY DRAWING A PENTAGRAM AROUND THE HILL USING THE BLOOD OF MY FIRST DEAD BODY, AND ANY ONE WHO TRYS TO STOP ME
[6]YOU START SUMMONING GOSTS. [6][WHAT THE HELL] SIX GOSTS START SPOOPING FOLKS WHILE COUNTLESS DEMONS POUT FORTH FROM THE DEEPEST REACHES OF A PIT OF HELL NOT EVEN SATAN KNE- WHOA. THEY SEE THE AWESOME THING AND START TO ENVY IT.
CONGA TO THE THING.
[3]YOU START A CONGA LINE AND TWO GOSTS LINE UP BEHIND YOU.
SWAP THE REAL THING FOR THE FAKE THING IE; ME
[5] PERFECT SUCCESS! HAH! EXCEPT NOW THIS DUDE IS TOUCHING YOU IN WEIRD PLACES. LESS-THAN-AWESOME.
LAUGH AT PUNY MORTALS THAT WANT ME
THE GREAT THING!!
BWAHAHAHA
[2]YOU GIVE A HALF-HEARTWD GUFFAW BEFORE BEING CARRIED AWAY AND THEN PUT ON THE WRONG HILL SOMEHOW. NOT COOL.
evade the ghost's attack, don't lose any limbs
[LADY BLIGH] YOU DO SOME AWESOME TWIRLS AND JUMP AND KUNG FU CHOPS AND SHIT TO THE AIR. YOU KICK A ROCK AND BREAK A FOOT, AND THEN A GOST RISES AND RIPS YOUR HEART FROM YOUR PUNY CHEST.
Change the game to allow Super Saiyans and become a Super Saiyan.
[5]YOU STAND THERE LOOKING AWESOME BECAUSE YOU'RE ALREADY A SUPER SAIYAN BUT IT'S NOT LIKE YOU CAN ACTUALLY STAND UP TO SPOOPY SPECTRAL SHENANIGANS. THE GOSTS ADMIRE YOUR FLOWING HAIR WHILE FOING ABOUT THEIR BUSINESS OF MURDR, AND CONGA.
THERE ARE SEVEN GOSTS, THREE ARE CONGAING, TWO ARE ENTRANCED BY SUPER SAIYAN BEAUTY, ONE IS EATING A HEART AND THE LAST IS MOANING AWAY FROM THE CROWD ABOUT HOW LONELY IT IS EVEN THOUGH IT COULD JUST JUMP IN AND HAVE FUN BUT NO.
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