You fool! All you did was bless the rains down in Africa! Now nobody knows how many hurricanes will be in the Atlantic basin by next week! 3? 5? 362?
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do.
I've gotta say, this sudden westward lurch in the track almost has me thinking that Pat Robertson really does have some kind of prayer forcefield going around Virginia Beach.
If Pat Robertson is so confident of his prayer forcefield, he should get in a boat and go RIGHT in front of the hurricane, maybe, just MAYBE it'll work! /bleeding edge sarcasm (in case religious people are thinking I want Pat Robertson to off himself)
Also, it's rather selfish for him to put a prayer shield around himself, maybe he oughta do it for ALL Americans.
But if he did that, he might accidentally get some of teh gay inside the shield, nullifying its power.
EDIT: Just went out to check the river. It's definitely higher than normal, flowing quickly, and...it's red. Like, sort of a hot cocoa reddish-brown. I'm using to seeing muddy rivers, but I've never seen it be this color before.
This is something I'd like a picture of.
Have sealed the backdoor up with a mixture of plastic sheeting, weatherstripping, plywood and sandbags. I have my baked beans and beer handy. I've removed everything lying around outside that could potentially go airborne. Bring on the sharknadocane, I guess?
EDIT: The evacuee train is real, y'all. I-40 West is at a crawl for a hundred miles or so coming up from the coast. Could be the largest mass migration of people in NC history. Tens, if not hundreds of thousands. Shelters are filling up all over the state. Raleigh alone is urging about 26,000 residents in low-lying areas to relocate.