Instant potatoes? You could just buy potatoes and smash them with a hammer or however you best like them served.
Anyways, stay safe everybody that’s in the path of this.
I like them like oats or cereal. I pretend they're soylent white, mix in water and a free flavor packet to satiate my hunger while doing more important things. I enjoy cooking for others as a challenge, but cousine is mostly wasted on my senses.
Tomorrow my dad and her are retreating from the beachhouse near Jacksonville, plywood over all the windows. We're facing gas lines here in the Triangle, but they have a full tank which is plenty to make it here. We're probably pretty safe here, but he did joke about partaking of our rations.
He's welcome to visit, I do have a crank flashlight to read by, but I hope he's ready for the weird shit I prepared for a worst-case 48-hour power outtage. TWO double-sized cans of jalapenos, a giant jar of sliced dill pickles, two of the big ramen boxes, the aforementioned potato flakes, and finally cream of mushroom.
Because if I picked *tasty* stuff I knew I'd just eat it ahead of time due to convenience. All I really need is the carbs to keep me alive (oh right, I have a cylinder of oats from like a year ago).
I also have... three kinds of alcohol, which I haven't touched (a *separate* 40 excepted), but I plan to use to fast forward my way through the entire debacle. Reading by crank-light.
If these preparations are suitable for his apocalypse, he is more than welcome here, and I have told him so!
He does have a house with an actual basement though so *shrug*