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[vkiNm]

We're miles up in the sky.
I don't think even if we rolled a 20 we're going to survive easily just by 'falling on the right spot.'

[origamiscienceguy]

You have a friend who can fly.

that could come in handy.

[crazyabe]

Land on [Our Dragons Name] and ride him down away from [Current Problem].

[origamiscienceguy]

Land on [Our Dragons Name] and ride him down away from [Current Problem].

That'll come later. You are in a mid-air-free-fall fight with Almar right now.

[crazyabe]

Throw our self at his head, hoping to grab him in a neck breaking head lock.

[Amperzand]

Question; Do Elves have enough balls for a nutshot to work? If so, you know what to do.

[crazyabe]

Question; Do Elves have enough balls for a nutshot to work? If so, you know what to do.

COMBINE WITH

Throw our self at his head, hoping to grab him in a neck breaking head lock.

[Amperzand]

Question; Do Elves have enough balls for a nutshot to work? If so, you know what to do.

COMBINE WITH

Throw our self at his head, hoping to grab him in a neck breaking head lock.

+1

[origamiscienceguy]

You deflect his attack with your two weapons, and kick him in the groin. He doesn't scream at all, but his eyes roll up into his skull and he curls up into a ball, holding his crotch life his life depended on it. You grab him by the neck, put him in a chokehold, and start to squeeze hard. He gasps for air, and says to you in a strained voice, "We'll hit the grchrund before I die from asphicchiation."

Nobody has bigger balls than you, the bad-ass woman dragon rider. But he comes pretty close.

[crazyabe]

Remove his balls with what ever is at hand

[Amperzand]

"We'll hit the ground before I die from asphyxiation."

FTFY

Also, in addition to other actions, fail to give a shit about the above.

[origamiscienceguy]

"We'll hit the ground before I die from asphyxiation."

FTFY

He's choking. You really can't expect a person, even an elf, to have perfect diction in a time like that.

[origamiscienceguy]

Also, CrazyAbe, I would like to keep this PG rated since I am also going to give this to my English teacher to prove that I can right an entertaining story in second person.

[crazyabe]

Well then lets remove his guts

[origamiscienceguy]

Well then lets remove his guts

How? You have no weapons.