Round 47: Yuri the UntouchableLocation: Denmark, WisconsinWeather Conditions: Snow (12.5 inches)Time: Early Afternoon High tyrol siphons the gas from the wrecked car to the pickup truck. (10) Tyrol uses her hat as a basin to pour the gasoline out into, an unorthodox method, but it works and she manages to fill the truck up with an entire tank! (+Pickup Truck [Superficial Damage], Cowboy Hat now [Soaked in Gasoline]) She drives her new ride back to the site of her plane crash where she briefly exits to check on the plane's engine. Opening the plane up, (
she sees that the engine has been jostled around but is still in perfectly operational conditions. She pulls it out, (Strength: 2-2) and drops it on the ground, actually breaking it this time. With this new development, she finally abandons her plane and drives off in her truck towards the airport. [Will arrive in the airport next turn.]
FallacyofUrist scans the battlefield for a worth opponent, one that isn't about to be killed off by an Aztec army anyways. (5) It looks like from where she is right now, the only options are some people riding around in a car shooting at Aztecs and the people leading the Aztecs themselves. Actually, besides this current battle, it looks like the town is pretty much dead, with a lack of people in most areas, meaning the other Wiki-Warriors must have gone somewhere. Maybe if Fallacy checks the peripheries of the town she might have better luck than on the inside...
Person backs away from the hostile canine tent, sword still pointed at the entrance, but none of the dogs come back out. In the clear for at least a moment, Person runs back to the tent he was in, hunkering down inside and putting his sword away, swapping it for his pistol which he (8 = Success) is able to unjam. He is now armed with a two-shot gun and in a defensible position, still facing wounds and possibly still at odds with a pack of feral dogs.
"My Bullets will Taste the Blood of my enemies and my wheels will Bathe in it!" NAV invigorates himself with a speech loaded with some strange usage of capitalization. (4+2 vs. 1) The sports car turns around and makes a line drive at the Aztecs, who are still having difficulty comprehending the speed of a motorized vehicle, and thus do not react fast enough. The vehicle's bumper and hood are stained with blood as eight Jaguar Warriors are rammed at high speed, tossing them aside and leaving them either dead or crippled. NAV considers giving his whip (car) a red paint job as he leans out the window and attempts to take down Execute, waiting for him to take flight once again.
Execute reloads his Conquistador's Pistol as he shouts to his troops on the front line, "Jaguars! Bring me that body!" A group of them pick up Hawk and pull him towards Execute, who cringes as he watches an entire squadron get destroyed under the wheels of NAV's sport car. Hawk's body is dumped in front of Execute, desecrated the point of unrecognizability, and the Aztec deity retrieves the weaponry from it, (+AR15 Assault Rifle, +Police Pistol, +Ammunition). Before he leaves, he orders the Aztecs to retreat to some buildings nearby and take cover within them, which they do. "Yuri, with me!" Execute throws the AR15 at Yuri, who catches it and then jumps into Execute's arms as Amihiyotzinuatmotlapal takes off!
Execute flies towards the roof of a two-story office building, the highest in the area, when NAV preemptively spots him! (1 vs. 2) A quick burst of bullets catches the air around Execute and Yuri, but it misses either of them. When they reach the rooftop, Yuri leans on the edge and uses it to prop up his gun, sniper style. Meanwhile, Execute dives for NAV's car, shooting at it with his new modern gun. (7 vs. 3) Execute sprays the front of the car and breaks through the front windshield with a series of shots, one of which hits NAV in the chest! The bullet tears through some arteries, but fortunately for NAV, misses any vital organs. [This results in 'Serious' bleeding, in between 'Moderate' and 'Severe' bleeding. Left unattended, this a single Seriously Bleeding wound can kill you, though it takes about 6-8 turns, as opposed to a Severely Bleeding wound which takes around 3-4 turns.)
"NO! ...N-No...Hey, driver. ...You wanna go bowling?" NAV is already on the gas before Greatness finishes his suggestion, the car plowing through rows of Aztecs. He takes this time to switch his rifle to a left-handed grip, which does stabilize it somewhat; this preoccupation prevents him from seeing Execute swoop down and shoot into the car. Greatness panickedly aims his gun out where the front windshield once was, trying to shoot Execute down before he flies away again. (2-1 vs. 3) Greatness takes five quick shots which results in five quick misses. He leans back in his seat and curses as Execute flies off again, unharmed.
Greatness's stomach wound completely heals.
Abstract takes Autumn out on the New York City streets to go exploring. There is a lot of traffic and angry drivers, shady restaurants around, drunk people yelling aimlessly and a pack of drug addicts who beg them for money. What a nice part of NYC they moved to.
Twinwolf leads her band of Patriots down the road until they close in on the Aztecs, from an angle that they are not paying attention to. As the whole army runs for cover on Execute's order, Twinwolf signals for a surprise attack. (10 vs. 4) As the Aztecs rush past, they are flanked by semi-automatic pistol fire, cutting their numbers down as the four men combine their fire to take out 14 Aztecs, a sizable blow to Execute's forces. The survivors do not retaliate, instead focusing on getting to the buildings that Execute indicated first.
Elephant Parade thanks the policeman for returning his horse and then rides off in a direction both away from the battleground of Denmark or the refugee haven of Green Bay. He rides west until he passes a sign welcoming him into a town called Glenmore, with a total population of just over 1000. It's less populous and dense than Denmark, and looks like it's mainly an agricultural community. The only area which could be called urban is a strip of stores that Elephant sees in the middle of town, containing things like a gas station, a restaurant/bar and a farming equipment store.
The Aztecs left alive in the wake of the recent vehicular manslaughter/pistol flanking combination take cover in the stores on the main street of Denmark, including places like a bakery, a military recruiting office and an insurance building. The Aztecs are now less excited and energetic about fighting, especially following their recent heavy losses. (Morale Bonus Nullified) From the front of the store, a few archers attempt potshots at NAV's car. It turns out they are now too far from the car to hit it, at the same time, NAV would have to come closer to attack them properly, though the range on Greatness's rifle might allow him to land some solid hits.
While Twinwolf's Patriots are celebrating their recent victory over the Aztecs, Yuri is lining up some shots with his scope. (2 vs. 3) The celebrations are interrupted as a burst of bullets strike the ground near the men. "Hey, one of those Aztec guys is on the roof!" He points at Yuri, who ducks for cover. (6 vs. 8+2) Several shots are fired at Yuri, but none hit due to the combination of his cover and his defensive advanatage of being so much higher up.
17 Aztec reinforcements come through the portal, and are accompanied by the 26 that Execute sent in to retrieve more weapons, which they now have.
The Sunset Invasion:Leaders: Execute, Yuri
Active: 45 (+43)
Casualties: 85
Name: Execute/Dumbo.exe "Amihiyotzinuatmotlapal"
Gender: Male
Nationality: Iranian/Russian
Karaindash: +2 Administration, +2 Diplomacy
Rufa Mae Quinto: +2 Acting, +2 Singing
The Other Face of Janus: +Ability: Trans-dimensional Painting Transportation
Arman Sedghi: +2 Engineering
Sviatopolk I of Kiev: +2 Military Strategy, +2 Assassination, +Loyal Boyar Subject
Jacques Bernard Hombron: +2 Medical, +2 Botany, +1 Sailing
Status: Lower Right Leg Shot [Flesh Wound]
Kills: 1
Assets: Conquistador's Pistol [1/1] [Moderate Reload], Shortsword , Police Pistol [9/9]
Abilities:
Trans-dimensional Painting Transportation - Can open up portals in paintings to travel in and out of them. A strange and enigmatic power, use it carefully.
Wings of Quetzalcoatl - Can fly.
Vassals: The Aztec Empire, The Texcocan Empire
Army:
Yuri - Aztec High Priest (Dagger, High Priest Robes, AR15 Assault Rifle [7/30] [Moderate Reload]) [In High Cover]
87 Generals
309,000 Aztec Soldiers
Standard War Party Equipment - Bows, Obsidian Spears, Cloth Armor, Hardwood Helmets
Looted European Equipment: Muskets, Crossbows, Rapiers, Steel Armor, Steel Helmets
Name: Twinwolf
Gender: Male
Nationality: English/Yugoslavian
Johnny Strange: +2 Juggling, +2 Marksmanship, +Abilities: Black Hole Swallow Technique + Fire-breath Manipulator
Sluggish schizophrenia: +2 Psychological Torture
Dimitrije Ljotić: +2 Nationalistic Leadership, +2 Law, +Judge's Suit
Black Thunder: +Black Thunder Chocolate Bar (When a bite of the bar is taken, lightning will randomly strike in the nearby area)
Kartouwe: +Kartouwe Cannon
Status: Normal
Assets: Judge's Suit, Black Thunder Chocolate Bar (When a bite of the bar is taken, lightning will randomly strike in the nearby area), Kartouwe Cannon, Lighter
Allies: 4 Patriots [Handguns, Knives]
Abilities:
Black Hole Swallow Technique - Swallows any dangerous weapon or object that can fit inside his stomach with no negative effects.
Fire-breath Manipulator - Inhales a nearby source of fire and then can breathe it out of his mouth.
Name: Hawk132
Gender: Male
Nationality: Chilean
Lucho Gatica: +2
Bolero Dancing, +2 Acting
Vegetable juice: +Ability: Juice Up!
Jim Webb: +2 Naval Ability, +2 Politics, +Politican's Suit, +Ability: I want my 10 Minutes!
Bongolo: +2 Medic, +2 Romance
North American cuisine: +2 Cooking American Cuisine, +Grill
Status: Left Kidney Shot [Pain: -1 to all actions, Moderate Bleeding], Right Shoulder Pierced [-2 to all two handed actions, Pain: -1 to all actions, Moderate Bleeding]
Assets: Grill, Police Pistol [9/9], 2 Plastic Bags of Vegetables, AR15 Assault Rifle [10/30] [Moderate Reload], Katana, Bicycle [Damaged]
Abilities:
Juice Up - Can instantly turn any vegetable he comes in contact to into juice. Also, metabolizes vegetable juice very quickly to the point it can actually heal him. E.g., 10 Juiced carrots = 1 Medkit.
I want my 10 Minutes! (Passive) - Constantly demands to have a full, uninterrupted ten minutes so that he can say what he wants. Super effective against Anderson Cooper.
Name: AbstractTraitorHero
Gender: Male
Nationality: English/American
Aston Martin DP212: +Aston Martin DP212 Sports Car
Joel Halliwell: +2 Horseback Riding, +2 Inspiration, +English WWI Uniform
Dzhamal Otarsultanov: +2 Wrestling
Ira Shafer: +2 Law, +2 Politics
Jon Denning: +2 Driving
Status: Normal
Assets: Aston Martin DP212 Sports Car, English WWI Uniform, Green Bay Amateur Wrestling Champion Belt, The Apartment [$1,700, Portable Television, Dresser, Various Essentials]
Love Interest - Autumn [Smitten]
Name: Greatness942
Gender: Male
Nationality: Japanese/French
Regenerative Medicine: +Ability: Enhanced Regeneration
2005 Asian Athletics Championships – Men's javelin throw: +2 Javelin-Throwing, +2 Javelins
Tōdō Heisuke: +2 Swords, +Katana, +Wakizashi, +Samurai Armor
The Misadventures of Merlin Jones: +Mindwarper Helmet
Michel Boivin: +2 History & Anthropology (+3 Muslim History & Anthropology)
Magdalena Piekarska: +2 Fencing (+3 Swords Total), +Rapier
Bayan Ko: +2 Politics, +2 Corruption Investigation
Status: Right Shoulder Shot [-1 to two handed rolls, Moderate Bleeding, Arrow lodged deep in wound, Pain: -1 to all rolls]
Kills: 2
Assets: 2 Javelins, Katana, Wakizashi, Rapier, Portable Radio, AR15 Assault Rifle [16/30], Long Length of Wire, Various Mechanical Parts
Abilities:
Enhanced Regeneration - Body heals from wounds and recovers from diseases much faster than normal human beings.
Name: High tyrol
Gender: Female
Nationality: American
Dorothy Parker: +2 Poetry, +2 Short Story Writing, +2 Wit, +Flapper's Dress
2001 Australian Grand Prix: +2 Racecar Driving, + Racecar
Michael Goodwin: +2 Architecture, +1 Political Persuasion
Vulsellum: +Hooked Forceps
Armstrong Whitworth Siskin: +Armstrong Whitworth Siskin WWI Biplane
Tres dólares de plomo: +2 Wild West Guns, +2 Horseback Riding, +Wild West Revolver, +Cowboy Hat
Status: Right Shoulder Shot [-2 Two-handed Actions], Right Hand Broken, Whole Body Bruised & Cut
Kills: 1
Assets: Racercar, Hooked Forceps, Standard Quality WWII Dogfighting Poem, Wild West Revolver [0/6] [Moderate Reload], Cowboy Hat [Gasoline Soaked], Pickup Truck [Superficial Frontal Damage]
Name: "Dad" Person
Gender: Male
Nationality: American
Borscht Film Festival: +2 Directing, +2 Film Knowledge
William H. Hay: +2 Large Scale Infantry Tactics, +2 Trench Warfare, +2 WWI-Era Firearms, +1 Swords, +2 Horseback Riding, +M1911 Pistol, +WWI Officer's Sword, +WWI General's Uniform, +Ally: Buffalo Soldier, +Nickname: "Dad"
Blackfoot Idaho: +Gargantuan Mobile Potato
Sérvulo Gutiérrez: +2 Painting
Laki Pingvini: +2 New Wave/Synthpop/Pop Rock Music
Fred Carr: +2 Tackling, +1 Throwing, +Metal Disk, +Metal Sphere, +Football Helmet
Status: Face Grazed Shot, Right Ankle Shot [-1 Agility], Lower Left Leg Torn [Moderate Bleeding]
Kills: 1
Assets: M1911 Pistol [2/7], WWI Officer's Sword, WWI General's Uniform, Gargantuan Mobile Potato (Giant Saddle, Steering Wheel, 6 Wheels, Motor), Metal Disk, Metal Sphere, Football Helmet, Professional Medical Kit [Trauma Pads, 2 Medical Slings, 4 Cold Compresses, Burn Relief Gel, 4 Vinyl Gloves, Other Miscellaneous Medical Equipment]
Allies:
Name: NAV
Gender: Male
Nationality: British/Polish
The Last Seven: +2 Scavenging, +2 Demon Hunting, +Bullpup Assault Rifle, +Post-Apocalyptic Rags
Bill Spence: +2 Driving, +Sports Car
Jaws Unleashed: +Ability: We Need A Bigger Boat
Ludomir Benedyktowicz: +2 Landscape Painting, +1 Guerrilla Warfare, +1 War Poetry, +1 Chess
Cardenas Medal: Cardenas Medal
Status: Chest Shot [Serious Bleeding]
Assets: $595, Bullpup Assault Rifle [16/38] [Moderate Reload], Post-Apocalyptic Rags, Sports Car [Front Windshield Destroyed], Cardenas Medal, Fancy Watch, Gold Necklace, 2 Wedding Rings, Various Credit Cards
Abilities:
We Need A Bigger Boat! - While in water, NAV can turn into a Giant Great White Shark. While in this form, he gains +4 Swimming, +3 Biting, and eating large living organisms, such as dolphins or humans, will cure wounds.
Name: TinFoilTopHat
Gender: Female
Nationality: Japanese/Icelandic
Bernard Barton: +2 Quaker Poetry
Shadow Warrior: +2 Kung-Fu, +2 Japanese Weaponry, +2 Machine Guns, +Katana, +Uzi, +Railgun, + 3 Sticky Bombs, +Badass Bodyguard Suit
Mary Proctor: +2 Astronomy
The Viking Sagas: +2 Viking Weaponry, +2 Sailing, +Two-handed Battle Ax, +Ability: Viking Berserker
Odile Singa: +2 Sprinting
Status: Fine
Assets: Katana, Uzi [30/30] [Moderate Reload], Railgun [Scope: +1 Long-Distance, -1 Short-Distance] [7/7] [Long Reload] , 3 Sticky Bombs, Badass Bodyguard Suit, Two-handed Battle Ax
Abilities:
Viking Berserker: When TinFoil is moderately wounded, +1 to Offensive Rolls. When TinFoil is heavily wounded, +2 to Offensive Rolls.
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