Round 19: Might of the KauravaLocation: Denmark, WisconsinWeather Conditions: Snowing (9.2 inches)Time: Evening Abstract drives down to the City Hall of Green Bay. He walks through the halls until he finds one of the doors open; luckily for him, one of the city's council members had stopped by today. (9+2) Abstract introduces himself and explains his case to her in a political and practical manner, discussing the destruction of Denmark and how its government has abandoned it's people who have been left stranded in the snow. Councilwoman Irene Kelly immediately sympathizes with Abstract and comments on how terrible it must be for all those people to be left like that. She says that she will immediately call the rest of the council, the mayor, and F.E.M.A. She asks Abstract what reason he has to help the people of Denmark if he has no personal connection to the city.
Hawk turns to the officers and asks if they have an extra gun. One of the officers says that he has a spare riot gun in the trunk of his car, which he opens up for Hawk. Hawk picks up the gun and studies it, it has the dimensions of a normal shotgun but is loaded with rubber buckshot. It won't kill anyone, but it will certainly knock them down or stun them. (+Riot Gun) With his new weaponry, Hawk goes out on the hunt for this violent Wiki-Warrior. (1) Hawk finds a Wiki-Warrior and puts the Riot Gun up to his temple, but one of the officers bats it away. "What are you doing? That's the district attorney for Christ's sake!" The rest of the officers stare at Hawk in bewilderment. It seems that one of the wiki-warriors has convinced them that he is just a normal civilian, and from their perspective, Hawk just threatened a government official.
Twinwolf desires a lighter, and fortunately, there is a gas station intact nearby. Far from the center of Denmark, it appears that it was far enough away from the cataclysm that it didn't suffer any damage. Twinwolf goes inside the gas station, with its typical layout, and finds an arrangement of cheap lighters that can easily fit in a pocket. He doesn't, however, have any currency to buy one.
NAV calls to the police from the shadows of the alleyway. (10+2-2[Married/Hardened Officers]) With a voice as sweet as butter and a vocal inflection that gives them the shivers, NAV orates, "I do loooooove some boys in uniform~" Two of the officers, both heterosexual faithfully married men, instantly fall under the sway of NAV's seductive powers. They both put their guns away and approach the alleyway, perspiring and nervous. Once they are closer, NAV giggles, "Oh, you looked much better farther away. Sorry, not my type, hehe~" The cops begin steaming at this mysterious floozy hiding in the alleyway, seeming to forget that they are standing watch for a dangerous combatant. (Furious Enemies: +2 to Offensive Rolls)
Nunzillor abandons the suburban district and Denmark as a whole and begins skiing down to Manitowoc, where she hopes that a city that hasn't been destroyed will allow her more options for communication. (4+2-1) While Nunzillor is an excellent skier and the weather is just right for traversing the snow, Manitowoc is still a good 25 miles from Denmark, it's dark, and her arm injury is slowing her down significantly. A pick-up truck, equipped with the latest anti-snow driving technology, stops by the side of the road where she is set in her skiis. "You need to get somewhere buddy? I'll give you a lift, it isn't right to leave someone out here on a night like this."
Person heads into the Pawn Shop to unload some of his items. (10+3) Blending a mix of business knowledge and diplomatic tactics, he is able to convince the store-owner that his Luger is an antique, used by SS Officers and that his Sholer Soda is a brand that will never hit shelves again making the eleven remaining bottles all extremely rare. After some haggling and further discussion, Person is given a final offer of $500 for the Luger and $110 for all the soda.
Ukranian Ranger follows the police cars downtown, sticking to the sidewalk and appearing as just an average civilian. She trails the police until they stop downtown. Some of the police are standing around the car with a man in a suit who doesn't look like an average officer while two other officers are moving towards an alleyway.
Execute falls onto his knees and lowers his head in supplication of Quetzalcoatl. "Oh, Quetzalcoatl, Lord Of The Skies, I ask- No, beg of you to grant me but a speck of your immesurable power to protect the tribe that believes in me so." (3+2 vs.
)
"I CAN SEE YOUR TRUE NATURE; YOU ATTEMPT TO TRY AND SWAY A GOD WITH YOUR MORTAL CHARISMA? I ADMIRE YOUR AUDACITY." The Sky God chuckles,
"VERY WELL, I WILL GIVE YOU A SMALL GIFT. USE IT YOUR DISCRETION. GO!" Execute is launched back out of the portal and finds himself in the village. When the villagers surround him, there is a collective gasp. Execute gets to his feet, feeling as if his body were altered in some way. Yuri approaches his master with a pale face, "M-m'lord, you....you are...eeeh...."
The villagers and warriors all get on their knees. Execute peers up at the top of the pyramid where the Emperor is in the same position.
+Ability: Wings of Quetzalcoatl - Can fly.The police officers rejected by the provocative NAV, lose their ability to be rational and instead draw their police batons and charge into the alleyway. (6) One of the officers runs past NAV who is hiding in the shadows; the ancient warrior leaps upon him, (8+3+2 VS. 10) and slashes him across the chest with his golf club. The police's body armor protects his body from being struck, but the kinetic power of NAV's abilities is so great that it sends the officer flying into the brick wall as if he had been hit by a car going at thirty miles per hour. (7 vs. 4+2) The other officer sprints at NAV and thrusts the baton into his back. NAV is lunged forward a little and turns around; it barely bruised him, yet this was the first proper injury (even if it was a superficial injury) that NAV had suffered in a thousand years. NAV turns around, his muscles rippling and an orange aura surrounding his body. The police officer wears the expression of someone who had fucked up very badly, as if just realized he had shouted the name of another woman while he was making love to his wife.
The two other officers standing around Hawk hear the sounds of their fellow policemen fighting in the alleyway. "Shit, they went in without us!" One of them asks Hawk, "Do we go in there or what?"
Immaterial sits up as the paramedics attend to him. He watches as two police officers run into the alleyway and promptly have their asses handed to them. NAV was getting to big for him to stop, so Immaterial decided that he had enough of this damn tournament. "Doctors, just get me home." NAV goes into the ambulance and is ridden out of Denmark.
Immaterial has resigned from the tournament. He returned to New York City where he makes a living as a semi-prominent voice actor.
On a hill overlooking Denmark stands a silent samurai who watches down among the chaos below. He's loaded with weapons and armor, though instead of a normal samurai helmet his head is covered with a weird helmet-shaped device full of pulsating electric nodes and wires. Without saying a word, he pulls his Katana out of the snow covered ground and descends upon the city.
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Name: Execute/Dumbo.exe
Gender: Male
Nationality: Iranian/Russian
Karaindash: +2 Administration, +2 Diplomacy
Rufa Mae Quinto: +2 Acting, +2 Singing
The Other Face of Janus: +Ability: Trans-dimensional Painting Transportation
Arman Sedghi: +2 Engineering
Sviatopolk I of Kiev: +2 Military Strategy, +2 Assassination, +Loyal Boyar Subject
Status: Bruised Nose
Kills: 0
Assets: Loyal Boyar Subject (Dagger) [Face - Cut & Burned]
Abilities:
Trans-dimensional Painting Transportation - Can open up portals in paintings to travel in and out of them. A strange and enigmatic power, use it carefully.
Wings of Quetzalcoatl - Can fly.
War Party:
1 War Party Commander (War Banner, Obsidian Sword)
3 Officers
14 Soldiers
Standard War Party Equipment - Bows, Obsidian Spears, Cloth Armor, Hardwood Helmets
Looted European Equipment: Muskets, Crossbows, Rapiers, Steel Armor, Steel Helmets
Name: Person
Gender: Male
Nationality: American
Peshmerga: +2 Military Combat, +PPSh-41 Sub-machine Gun, +Smith & Wesson M&P Pistol, +Military Armor, +Military Helmet
Austin-Healey 100: +Austin-Healey 100 Sports Car
Paul D. Taylor: +2 Diplomacy
Shenzhen Airlines: +2 Flight
Shantanu Khosla: +2 Business
N.O.R.A.D.: +4 Anti-Air Awareness & Combat
Status: Right Ribs - Bruised, Head - Bruised, Right Shoulder - Burned
Kills: 1
Assets: PPSh-41 Sub-machine Gun [35/35], +Smith & Wesson M&P Pistol [7/10], Military Armor, Military Helmet, Austin-Healey 100 Sports Car (Rear Window Broken), Luger Pistol [8/8], 11-Pack of Sholer Soda, Toolbox
Name: NAV
Gender: Male
Nationality: Indian
Altbier: +2 Brewing, + Container of Altbier Beer
Walter Morgan: +2 Golf, +Golf Club
Vetterli Rifle: +Vetterli Rifle
Shalya: +2 Archery, +3 Maces, +2 Ancient Combat, +Abilities: Feeds Off Anger + Treachery of Duryodana
Catherine Spencer: +2 Writing, +2 Romance
Status: Furious Enemies: +2 to Offensive Rolls
Assets: Container of Altbier Beer, Golf Club, Vetterli Rifle [9/11]
Abilities:
Feeds Off Anger - Increases in power the angrier his opponents get.
Treachery of Duryodana - Must fight for the benefit of the Kaurava People.
Name: Twinwolf
Gender: Male
Nationality: English/Yugoslavian
Johnny Strange: +2 Juggling, +2 Marksmanship, +Abilities: Black Hole Swallow Technique + Fire-breath Manipulator
Sluggish schizophrenia: +2 Psychological Torture
Dimitrije Ljotić: +2 Fascist Nationalism, +2 Law, +Judge's Suit
Black Thunder: +Black Thunder Chocolate Bar (When a bite of the bar is taken, lightning will randomly strike in the nearby area)
Kartouwe: +Kartouwe Cannon
Status: Normal
Assets: Judge's Suit, Black Thunder Chocolate Bar (When a bite of the bar is taken, lightning will randomly strike in the nearby area), Kartouwe Cannon
Abilities:
Black Hole Swallow Technique - Swallows any dangerous weapon or object that can fit inside his stomach with no negative effects.
Fire-breath Manipulator - Inhales a nearby source of fire and then can breathe it out of his mouth.
Name: Hawk132
Gender: Male
Nationality: Chilean
Lucho Gatica: +2
Bolero Dancing, +2 Acting
Vegetable juice: +Ability: Juice Up!
Jim Webb: +2 Naval Ability, +2 Politics, +Politican's Suit, +Ability: I want my 10 Minutes!
Bongolo: +2 Medic, +2 Romance
North American cuisine: +2 Cooking American Cuisine, +Grill
Status: Normal
Assets: Politician's Suit, Grill, Riot Gun
Abilities:
Juice Up - Can instantly turn any vegetable he comes in contact to into juice. Also, metabolizes vegetable juice very quickly to the point it can actually heal him. E.g., 10 Juiced carrots = 1 Medkit.
I want my 10 Minutes! (Passive) - Constantly demands to have a full, uninterrupted ten minutes so that he can say what he wants. Super effective against Anderson Cooper.
Name: Nunzillor
Gender: Female
Nationality: Swedish/Japanese
Dag Bjørndalen: +2 Skiing, +2 Rifles, +Skis, +Skiing Poles, +Small Rifle, +Skiing Outfit
Nikolay Basov: +2 Physics
Santa Rosa hitchhiker murders: +Ability: A Deadly Ride
Beaumont-Hamel: +2 Charging Assaults, +2 Pain Resistance
Amakusa 1637: +2 Leading Rebellions, +Katana
Status: Left Forearm Shot (Light Bleeding, -2 to Two-handed Actions)
Assets: Skis, Skiing Poles, Small Rifle [5/5], Skiing Outfit, Katana
Abilities:
A Deadly Ride - If a character goes on a vehicular ride with Nunzillor, she gets +4 in rolls against them. If they are killed, Nunzillor will never be officially connected to the murder.
Name: Ukranian Ranger
Gender: Female
Nationality: American
Gerri Elliot: +2 Business, +Business Suit
Alwyn Bramley-Moore: +2 Politics, +2 Writing, +2 WWI Combat
Henri Bouillard: +2 Theology
J.C. Penny: +2 Business (+4 Total), +1 J.C. Penny Store in the Green Bay Area
Chad Power: +2 Martial Arts
Status: Normal
Assets: Business Suit, 1 J.C. Penny Store in the Green Bay Area
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