Round 18: The Kung-Fu KidLocation: Denmark, WisconsinWeather Conditions: Snowing (8.6 inches)Time: Early Evening Ukrainian Ranger punishes her failed student for insulting her and gets some Kung-Fu practices in as well. (6+2 vs.
"Never call a lady by such an improper term!" She yells following it up with a sidekick to the chest that the teen barely evades. "What the hell, dude!" (4 vs. 5+2) He throws a jab that Ukrainian Ranger easily deflects with her forearm, (12 vs. 6) and then hits him in the sternum with the elbow of her other arm. The teen gasps and staggers backwards, giving Ranger plenty of time to grab him by the arm and throw him to the ground, his back slamming on the hard tile floor. Ranger dusts her hands off and goes looking for a proper challenger. (
Ranger spots Hawk and a group of police officers driving downtown, and where one contestant is going, there's bound to be more...
"Very well. I shall accompany you, officers." Hawk follows the police officer into his cruiser and with the start of the blaring sirens he is driven towards the downtown epicenter of Denmark. With the officer's permission, Hawk uses the car's telephone to call for more officers. (9+2) After some sincere bullshitting, Hawk is able to convince even more officers that he was definitely sent by the government of Wisconsin to temporarily take over the Denmark Police Department. After confirming that they will get back-up (all of whom are buying into Hawk's ploy), Hawk and his officer escort arrive downtown where two officers are already stationed and an ambulance is attending to the injured Bill Shrewp, District Attorney. The two officers at the scene have their guns out, "We've got a hostile Wiki-Warrior on the loose attacking civilians! Keep your guard up for anyone that looks suspicious!"
Nunzillor continues to walk the streets of Suburban Denmark, trying to convince her body to rebel against her injuries, however, she stops this internal rebellion before it gets out of hand; her organs could start rebelling by ceasing to function or her cells could rebel by giving her cancer, among other possibilities. (6) She does find a home with an open window, or more accurately, what was once a window attached to a wall that has since become a crater, reminiscent of the destruction of Denmark that happened before she arrived. She enters what she is guessing is a kitchen, due to the remains of what appear to be a sink and a stove. Searching through the rubble, she finds a phone but it had been severed from its cable; whoever lived here must have been old-school with technology.
Execute speaks to the Emperor, his voice booming with authority similar to the monarch that sat in the pyramid above him, "I need not say much, leader of this tribe, but I can easily show you my strength, bring me a painting of any kind from this tribe and bring it to me, and I will show you the truth of the prophecy given to you!" The Emperor nods, "Very well. Give our visitor one of our finest pieces of art! And we will put his so called magical prowess to the test," he says, crossing his arms sternly. With a couple minutes, the villagers present Execute with a painting, one of a scene of ancient myth that has been carved into stone. As Execute opens a swirling portal into the stone, crackling with energy, the villagers jump back and some exclaim in fear, while the Emperor tilts his head upwards to get a better view. Execute dives on in...
Execute finds himself somewhere dark and rainy, with wind blowing the black clouds above him at a fierce speed and thunder constantly exploding in the distance while flashes of lightning dance in the horizon. He looks to the horizon to try and see where he might be, but because of the darkness he can only see a few meters around him. From the clouds above come a glow that brightens and grows at an exponentially rate, and from this glow comes a figure. The figure resembles a reptilian head and is absolutely massive, even from his perspective below it Execute can barely keep the head in his field of view. The head is adorned with all sorts of fantastic jewelry in intricate patterns that Execute had never seen. It did not seem like this head was the whole being, Execute assumed that it had a body as well, and it was if the head was poking through the clouds while its body remained above them, like if someone put just their head under water. The being speaks:
"MORTAL. WHAT BUSINESS DO YOU HAVE COMING TO QUETZALCOATL, LORD OF THE SKIES?"NAV takes the Revolver from the fallen Militant and continues down the alleyway after Immaterial. He leans without exposing himself at the end of the alleyway, looking to see what situation Immaterial is in now. NAV spots some emergency responders attending to Immaterial while a few armed police officers talk with each other, while what looks like a new competitor stands among him. This whole thing was messing with his plans...
Abstract takes the advice of the Cooperstown Police Officer and drives towards Green Bay with a mission to create a refuge system. (7) The drive is somewhat perilous in the snowstorm with slippery roads and lowered visibility, but Abstract makes it to Green Bay with his car and himself intact. The city features all sorts of buildings that are by no means skyscrapers but just about everything dwarfs what Denmark had. Abstract had numerous options, including going to the city hall or police station, but if he had an aversion to bureaucracy he could try finding some sort of organization that would be sympathetic to his cause.
The sun continues to fall and the dark night sky takes over, while the snow makes it even darker. The temperature is dropping significantly.
Name: Execute/Dumbo.exe
Gender: Male
Nationality: Iranian/Russian
Karaindash: +2 Administration, +2 Diplomacy
Rufa Mae Quinto: +2 Acting, +2 Singing
The Other Face of Janus: +Ability: Trans-dimensional Painting Transportation
Arman Sedghi: +2 Engineering
Sviatopolk I of Kiev: +2 Military Strategy, +2 Assassination, +Loyal Boyar Subject
Status: Bruised Nose
Kills: 0
Assets: Loyal Boyar Subject (Dagger) [Face - Cut & Burned]
Abilities:
Trans-dimensional Painting Transportation - Can open up portals in paintings to travel in and out of them. A strange and enigmatic power, use it carefully.
War Party:
1 War Party Commander (War Banner, Obsidian Sword)
3 Officers
14 Soldiers
Standard War Party Equipment - Bows, Obsidian Spears, Cloth Armor, Hardwood Helmets
Looted European Equipment: Muskets, Crossbows, Rapiers, Steel Armor, Steel Helmets
Name: Person
Gender: Male
Nationality: American
Peshmerga: +2 Military Combat, +PPSh-41 Sub-machine Gun, +Smith & Wesson M&P Pistol, +Military Armor, +Military Helmet
Austin-Healey 100: +Austin-Healey 100 Sports Car
Paul D. Taylor: +2 Diplomacy
Shenzhen Airlines: +2 Flight
Shantanu Khosla: +2 Business
N.O.R.A.D.: +4 Anti-Air Awareness & Combat
Status: Right Ribs - Bruised, Head - Bruised, Right Shoulder - Burned
Kills: 1
Assets: PPSh-41 Sub-machine Gun [35/35], +Smith & Wesson M&P Pistol [7/10], Military Armor, Military Helmet, Austin-Healey 100 Sports Car (Rear Window Broken), Luger Pistol [8/8], 11-Pack of Sholer Soda, Toolbox
Name: MyNameIsImmaterial
Gender: Male
Nationality: Canadian/American
HMS Melville (1817): +HMS Melville
Henry Corden: +2 Acting, +3 Voice Acting
House of Montefeltro: +2 Business, +2 Politics
D'Estienne d'Orves-class aviso: +D'Estienne d'Orves-class aviso
Samuel Blackall: +2 Infantry Combat, +1 Politics(+3 Politics Total)
Boeing Black: +Boeing Black Smartphone
Status: Left Shoulder Shot (-2 to two-armed Rolls, Moderate Bleeding)
Assets: HMS Melville, D'Estinenne d'Orves-class aviso, Boeing Black Smartphone (Highly Secure, Self-destructs if tampered with), 5 Militants ((M1903 Springfield Rifle [4/5]) (2 Unconscious) (1 Unconscious & Arms Broken) (2 Fleeing)
Name: NAV
Gender: Male
Nationality: Indian
Altbier: +2 Brewing, + Container of Altbier Beer
Walter Morgan: +2 Golf, +Golf Club
Vetterli Rifle: +Vetterli Rifle
Shalya: +2 Archery, +3 Maces, +2 Ancient Combat, +Abilities: Feeds Off Anger + Treachery of Duryodana
Catherine Spencer: +2 Writing, +2 Romance
Status:
Assets: Container of Altbier Beer, Golf Club, Vetterli Rifle [9/11]
Abilities:
Feeds Off Anger - Increases in power the angrier his opponents get.
Treachery of Duryodana - Must fight for the benefit of the Kaurava People.
Name: Twinwolf
Gender: Male
Nationality: English/Yugoslavian
Johnny Strange: +2 Juggling, +2 Marksmanship, +Abilities: Black Hole Swallow Technique + Fire-breath Manipulator
Sluggish schizophrenia: +2 Psychological Torture
Dimitrije Ljotić: +2 Fascist Nationalism, +2 Law, +Judge's Suit
Black Thunder: +Black Thunder Chocolate Bar (When a bite of the bar is taken, lightning will randomly strike in the nearby area)
Kartouwe: +Kartouwe Cannon
Status: Normal
Assets: Judge's Suit, Black Thunder Chocolate Bar (When a bite of the bar is taken, lightning will randomly strike in the nearby area), Kartouwe Cannon
Abilities:
Black Hole Swallow Technique - Swallows any dangerous weapon or object that can fit inside his stomach with no negative effects.
Fire-breath Manipulator - Inhales a nearby source of fire and then can breathe it out of his mouth.
Name: Hawk132
Gender: Male
Nationality: Chilean
Lucho Gatica: +2
Bolero Dancing, +2 Acting
Vegetable juice: +Ability: Juice Up!
Jim Webb: +2 Naval Ability, +2 Politics, +Politican's Suit, +Ability: I want my 10 Minutes!
Bongolo: +2 Medic, +2 Romance
North American cuisine: +2 Cooking American Cuisine, +Grill
Status: Normal
Assets: Politician's Suit, Grill
Abilities:
Juice Up - Can instantly turn any vegetable he comes in contact to into juice. Also, metabolizes vegetable juice very quickly to the point it can actually heal him. E.g., 10 Juiced carrots = 1 Medkit.
I want my 10 Minutes! (Passive) - Constantly demands to have a full, uninterrupted ten minutes so that he can say what he wants. Super effective against Anderson Cooper.
Name: Nunzillor
Gender: Female
Nationality: Swedish/Japanese
Dag Bjørndalen: +2 Skiing, +2 Rifles, +Skis, +Skiing Poles, +Small Rifle, +Skiing Outfit
Nikolay Basov: +2 Physics
Santa Rosa hitchhiker murders: +Ability: A Deadly Ride
Beaumont-Hamel: +2 Charging Assaults, +2 Pain Resistance
Amakusa 1637: +2 Leading Rebellions, +Katana
Status: Left Forearm Shot (Light Bleeding, -2 to Two-handed Actions)
Assets: Skis, Skiing Poles, Small Rifle [5/5], Skiing Outfit, Katana
Abilities:
A Deadly Ride - If a character goes on a vehicular ride with Nunzillor, she gets +4 in rolls against them. If they are killed, Nunzillor will never be officially connected to the murder.
Name: Ukranian Ranger
Gender: Female
Nationality: American
Gerri Elliot: +2 Business, +Business Suit
Alwyn Bramley-Moore: +2 Politics, +2 Writing, +2 WWI Combat
Henri Bouillard: +2 Theology
J.C. Penny: +2 Business (+4 Total), +1 J.C. Penny Store in the Green Bay Area
Chad Power: +2 Martial Arts
Status: Normal
Assets: Business Suit, 1 J.C. Penny Store in the Green Bay Area
((The weapons that my followers have gathered are just normal rifles, right?))
Yes, they are closer to muskets.
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