Angelina Silva Investigates and Analyzes Exectue's mysterious ability to venture into paintings. Execute proceeds over to the one of the paintings on the wall, and places his palms adjacent in the center. As he spreads them, a portal opens, the rims of it glowing purple but the inside goes directly through to the other tangible world; a dragonfly flies through the portal and buzzes around the ceiling of the paint shop. Analysis at this point isn't helping Angelina get anywhere, this power defies all conventional logic, at least for now.
Powder Miner helps the paramedic out as he lifts the unconscious man with the help of his Jaffa. The combined strength of the three of them allows them to easily transport the patient down to another street, out of the way of the oncoming gas cloud. The paramedic thanks the two aliens for their uncharacteristically charitable nature towards humans, and as a reward, tells them the fastest road to get out of town. "Just head West along Bullard, it's quiet and there won't be stuff in your way. I'm not sure where you two are headed..."
Andres marches out of the gas cloud back into town where he spots Pikorge driving around wildly, which meets the criteria for his qualification of Asshole. (5 vs. 1) Andres fires a single shot into the Front Right Tire of the Rover 200 Coupe, sending Pikorge veering off to the side of the road. (8 ) Andres veers off into the curb and surges back into his seat from the impact. He isn't hurt, but with a tire blown out, driving this thing is going to be a lot harder.
Pikorge backs up his car and makes a three point turn, zooming off into the direction that he came from before Andres can shoot at him more. Soon enough, he's back at Nanobone's position. Sure, Nanobone's is on the sidewalk, but that's nothing that's going to stop Pikorge. (2-2 vs. 1) Pikorge, unable to control the vehicle, veers into the curb again and comes to an immediate stop. Nanobones then falls backwards onto his ass, before getting back to his feet as Pikorge backs up slightly, both slightly embarrassed with themselves as fighters. (3-2 vs. 8 ) Nanobones accelerates and slowly climbs up the sidewalk as Nanobones aims his rifle right into the front windshield of the car. (9 vs. 5) The rifle bullet pierces the window and hits Pikorge straight in the left shoulder, tearing through the bone.
Person heads into the garage, but the front door is locked shut. He looks for some way to open the garage door itself from the outside, (9) and finds a winch that does just that. Pulling on it, the door opens up completely and he pulls his Austin-Healey inside. There are a bunch of spare parts and tools inside the garage, including windows but Person would need to spend some time and effort repairing his car to install them. There's even an intact Sedan in the garage, although it is locked.
Megggas goes down the road of debris and cars with the Mustard Gas Cloud hot on his tail. (8 ) He speeds down the road, carefully not to trip or fall over any of the random pieces of metal and concrete that line the broken trail. The road delivers him out of the town where he comes across the beginnings of the wooded area. (9) Finding a patch of dry earth and decayed plant life, Megggas lights a match and starts a small fire that quickly blazes up and starts to consume the surrounding area. Satisfied, he jogs back to the outskirts of the town.
Fr0stByt3 calls for more followers to his campaign. (5+2) Through some more persuasive work, he takes a dedicated section of the riled up crowd and convinces them to come with him and work for the cause. (+8 Activists)
Execute walks up to the one of the paintings displaying some sort of balcony. Instinctively, he places his hands on the painting and opens up a portal, where the other side is the painting brought to life, like a door to another world. There is the sound of buzzing insects and birds on the otherside, and the balcony itself is made of white stone, overlooking what sounds like an ocean. There is a table with red lining and two woven chairs on each side, just as the picture had portrayed.
Nanobones pulls back the bolt and fires a successive shot into Pikorge's car. (1 vs. 6) Nanobones isn't holding the rifle correctly this time around and he misses, the force of the recoil forcing him back, giving Pikorge another opportunity to run him over, albeit with one good arm. (7-3 vs. 9) Pikorge finally hurdles the whole car over the curb and lunges at Nanobones, who is able to combat roll to the side, into safety.
Lermfish disappears deep into the woodlands to live in a nature wonderland with animal friends. Later, he would be killed tragically by a stray nuclear missile. He leaves behind 3 wives and 10 children of varying species. Immaterial returns to the games, this time donning the lavish outfit of an aristocratic Italian Renaissance figure. He looks around to at the sight of the battle but turns to the river to the northeast, where his two 'toys' have been delivered. They are prized ships, one modeled after a French military vessel, and another the relic of the early 18th century's days of sailing, more an antique. Both are a bit far, but reachable within a good two turns of steady movement.
News Report: The cloud of toxic gas spotted previously in Denmark, Wisconsin, is still on the move, though it will soon exit through the town's south side and will likely dissipate soon after that. Yet another disaster mars the town today as there are now reports of a wildfire on the Western portion of the town.
Matthew Kasten: +2 Hairstyling, +2 Photography, +2 Wig-makingGunda: +Pistol, +Chain Whip, Become Indian Crime Boss, +Ability: Gunda's Revenge
Andrès Landman: +3 Ice Skating, +Ice Skates
Anaheim Fire & Rescue: +2 Firefighting, +2 Medical, +Fireproof Suit, +Fire Extinguisher
Polemon christyi: +Ability: Venomous Fangs
Countryliner: +Countryliner Bus
Status: Normal
Kills: 1
Assets: Pistol, Chain Whip, Ice Skates, Fireproof Suit, Fire Extinguisher, Countryliner Bus
Abilities:
Gunda's Revenge (Passive) - Gain +2 to Offensive Rolls against anyone who kills an Ally.
Venomous Fangs - Gain Venomous Fangs.
Stargate Worlds (Archetypes): Become Random Stargate Worlds Archetype. Result: Goa'uld - Gain +2 Stealth and a Jaffa Servant. (Jaffa - Genetically altered from human beings to be stronger, faster, tougher, and heal faster. Equipped with a Jaffa War Staff and Laser Rifle.)
Jocelyn Delecour: +2 Agility
Herr Pastor: +2 Proselytizing
Ulmus davidiana var. japonica 'Mitsui Centennial': +Ability: Cold Resistance
Nikoly Rudnev: +2 Chess
Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Assets: Jaffa Servant (Jaffa War Staff, Laser Rifle [6/6])
Abilities:
Cold Resistance - Natural resistance to cold weather; can stand in a snowstorm naked and be unaffected.
Sugar Packet: +Box of Sugar Packets.
Bulldogs Forceps: +Bulldogs Forceps.
Sodomy: +Ability: Wrath of God Upon the Sodomites
Joseph Gervais: +2 Trapping, +2 Exploration
Automotive Crash Injury Research Center: +Ability: Crash Resistant
Status: Face, Torso, Arms, Hands - Cut, Some Bleeding; Sugar Rush!: +2 Agility for 2 Turns. -2 Agility for the Turn after that.
Kills: 0
Assets: Sugar Packets, Bulldog Forceps, Broken Table Leg, Painkillers, Molotov Cocktail, Matchbox
Abilities:
Wrath of God Upon the Sodomites - Call down a rain of holy fire and judgement upon the city or area that the User is in. The amount of destruction caused is relative to how much the 'Sin of Lust' has "corrupted" the targeted area. The Wrath will effect all players equal, including the User. One use per game. (Used)
Crash Resistant - Does not receive damage from automobile crashes and impacts.
Karaindash: +2 Administration, +2 Diplomacy
Rufa Mae Quinto: +2 Acting, +2 Singing
The Other Face of Janus: +Ability: Trans-dimensional Painting Transportation
Arman Sedghi: +2 Engineering
Sviatopolk I of Kiev: +2 Military Strategy, +2 Assassination, +Loyal Boyar Subject
Status: Bruised Nose
Kills: 0
Assets: Loyal Boyar Subject (Dagger) [Face - Cut & Burned]
Abilities:
Trans-dimensional Painting Transportation - Can open up portals in paintings to travel in and out of them. A strange and enigmatic power, use it carefully.
Peshmerga: +2 Military Combat, +PPSh-41 Sub-machine Gun, +Smith & Wesson M&P Pistol, +Military Armor, +Military Helmet
Austin-Healey 100: +Austin-Healey 100 Sports Car
Paul D. Taylor: +2 Diplomacy
Shenzhen Airlines: +2 Flight
Shantanu Khosla: +2 Business
N.O.R.A.D.: +4 Anti-Air Awareness & Combat
Status: Right Ribs - Bruised, Head - Bruised
Kills: 1
Assets: PPSh-41 Sub-machine Gun [35/35], +Smith & Wesson M&P Pistol [10/10], Military Armor, Military Helmet, Austin-Healey 100 Sports Car (Rear Window Broken), Luger Pistol [3/8]
Policia Judiciaria: +1 Police Combat, +2 Investigating, +2 Evidence Analysis, +Beretta 92 Pistol, +Handcuffs
The Three Musketeers: +3 Swordplay, +Rapier, +Musket, +Musketeer Uniform
Medabots: +Medabot (Short, stocky, weaponized robot.)
Bernard Evans Ward: +2 Painting
Pearl M. Hart: +2 Law
Status: Normal
Assets: Beretta 92 Pistol, Handcuffs, Rapier, Musket, Musketeer Uniform, Medabot (Twin Arm Guns, Hi-Jump Boots), Paintbrush
An unannounced week-long hiatus is not cool. If any of you are disappointed, that's fine; it's an unjustified amount of time to have to wait for a game that is supposed to be updated on a daily basis. What happened? I got sick, not anything serious but sick enough to leave me unable, or at least very unwilling to post a turn for a week. I am fine now, and while I can not promise that something like that will not happen again in the future, I will promise to put in the effort to keep you all updated on the situation.
Over the past few days there was a little fiasco as you can see in the previous posts. Whatever that was, it's all fine now. I don't think this thread was hijacked, no one will be punished, and this game will resume to its normal state. Thank you.
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