Round 46: The Great EscapeLocation: Denmark, WisconsinWeather Conditions: Snow (12.5 inches)Time: Early Afternoon High Tyrol checks on the condition of the plane's machine gun, (2) and finds that is has been broken up into a dozen pieces. She steps out of the wreckage and looks around the area for a pickup truck, (9) and after walking down the nearest road for a few minutes, comes across an abandoned truck. At the moment it has collided with another car, which must have happened sometime around the Denmark Apocalypse, the car being the smaller vehicle was completely destroyed while the truck only suffered some superficial frontal damage. Both of the drivers are dead, with the truck driver slumped down into his seat, and the truck is out of gas as well. However, everything else appears operational, even the keys are still in there.
Execute clarifies his plan to his war party, "First wave, go back through the portal and retrieve at least seven muskets, a couple pistols, and a handful of crossbows. Bring them back here!" The Aztecs, relieved to not have to be part of this fight for a moment, run back through the portal. (-26 Active Aztecs) "Second wave! The best sex shooters go assault the fortress with Yuri, the rest of you focus on the other man!" The split occurs, with Yuri's Elite Shooter Unit firing onto the armored truck. With it being completely closed however, every single arrow bounces off the exterior of the truck.
The larger section of the army charges after Hawk. (9+1 vs. 6-1) Hawk pops out of cover just for a moment to retaliate, but he is struck by a flying spear which imbeds itself deep into his right shoulder! The force of the hit throws him down onto the back and results in him losing a hold of his gun. In addition to all of this, the spear has been dabbed in a painful toxin, furthering debilitating Hawk.
Execute himself takes to the air once again and flies down the street where NAV has just performed a U-Turn. With a difficult angle on the driver inside, Execute is forced to shoot for the tires. (1 vs. 5) The shot goes wide to the right and into a ruined car on the side of the road. (2 vs. 3) NAV leans out his window to fire a quick burst at Execute, one of the bullets clipping one of Amihiyotzinuatmotlapal's feathers.
NAV drives to a spot in the road that's an equal distance from both Hawk and NAV. "I'm on your team now, get in!" (8 vs. 6) He leans out the window and sprays at the Aztecs, taking down three more of them.
Person squares off against the feral hounds, drawing his officer's sword and stabbing it downwards at them. (9+1 vs. 10) He jams the blade into what he is sure is the back of the neck of one of the closest dogs, yet the agile creature narrowly evades Person as his blade goes into the soft, snowy ground. Person lets out his own animalistic sounds, barking and yelling at the dogs as his swings his sword at them whenever they draw near. The creatures growl as fiercely as ever, but instead of attacking they now retreat back into the tent, obviously intimidated by Person.
"...You know, I've fought worse. Killed worse. You Aztecs...don't know who you're fighting, do you?" The Samurai muses to himself as he attempts to remove both of the arrows from his body. (1) (7) The newest arrow, he is able to pull out with great concentration. The shoulder arrow on the other hand he accidentally further pushes deeper into himself, making it impossible to retrieve without further opening the wound. Now he is plagued with the constant sensation of an arrow shaft penetrating the muscle as well, which is highly painful. His stomach wound regenerates partially. He then looks around the truck for spare parts and a wire, (10) and finds a surplus of both. He takes as much as he can and stores it in his armor. (+Long Length of Wire, +Various Mechanical Parts) Finally, when Greatness hears that backup has arrived outside, he kicks open the doors of the truck and fires at Yuri and his Aztec war party, (9-1-1 vs. 2) nailing half of them instantly and Yuri as well. (9) Somehow, Yuri remains a lucky son of the bitch as the bullet only nicks him. (4) Greatness sprints and makes into the car, but gives Yuri's team one last opportunity to attack. (1 vs. 4-2) Despite Greatness sloppily diving into the backseat of NAV's sports car, every arrow fired at him misses, as well as even missing the entire car.
Abstract daydreams about his life now. What would happen? Would his job at the mayor's office work out? What about Autumn, what was she going to do here? Would their relationship survive their new goals and obstacles? Abstract thinks about this for the rest of the day.
The next morning, at sunrise, Abstract wakes up. He could try starting his job now, or since he was given some "adjusting" time by his employer, he could spend today exploring the city with Autumn.
"I'm retreating to the truck. Cover me!" Hawk cries out as he rushes for the car, now sporting multiple serious wounds. (1-1) On the way, Hawk trips over some debris and lands on his face, allowing the Aztecs to easily swarm around him. (9+1 vs. 3-2) Hawk reaches for his gun on the ground, but an agile Jaguar Warrior leaps upon him and drives his spear through Hawk's back and into his spinal column. Hawk is skewered as a hollering horde of Aztec surround him, stabbing and cutting him from all angles in a way that no amount of healing vegetables could hope to mend. Greatness watches helplessly as his original ally is torn apart just fifty meters away from him.
Execute's Aztec army has desecrated Hawk!
+Article: Jacques Bernard Hombron: +2 Medical, +2 Botany, +1 Sailing
41 Aztecs come through the portal. The Aztecs who have left to retrieve the weapons have not yet returned.
The Sunset Invasion:Leaders: Execute, Yuri
Active: 26(+41)
Casualties: 64
On a hill overlooking Denmark a judge sits upon the hood of her racing car. At the moment that Hawk is struck down, she leaps off of the hood and makes her way towards her artillery piece.
FallacyofUrist lays down the law!
Name: Execute/Dumbo.exe "Amihiyotzinuatmotlapal"
Gender: Male
Nationality: Iranian/Russian
Karaindash: +2 Administration, +2 Diplomacy
Rufa Mae Quinto: +2 Acting, +2 Singing
The Other Face of Janus: +Ability: Trans-dimensional Painting Transportation
Arman Sedghi: +2 Engineering
Sviatopolk I of Kiev: +2 Military Strategy, +2 Assassination, +Loyal Boyar Subject
Jacques Bernard Hombron: +2 Medical, +2 Botany, +1 Sailing
Status: Lower Right Leg Shot [Flesh Wound]
Kills: 1
Assets: Conquistador's Pistol [1/1] [Moderate Reload], Shortsword , Loyal Boyar Subject (Dagger, High Priest Robes)
Abilities:
Trans-dimensional Painting Transportation - Can open up portals in paintings to travel in and out of them. A strange and enigmatic power, use it carefully.
Wings of Quetzalcoatl - Can fly.
Vassals: The Aztec Empire, The Texcocan Empire
Army:
87 Generals
309,000 Aztec Soldiers
Standard War Party Equipment - Bows, Obsidian Spears, Cloth Armor, Hardwood Helmets
Looted European Equipment: Muskets, Crossbows, Rapiers, Steel Armor, Steel Helmets
Name: Twinwolf
Gender: Male
Nationality: English/Yugoslavian
Johnny Strange: +2 Juggling, +2 Marksmanship, +Abilities: Black Hole Swallow Technique + Fire-breath Manipulator
Sluggish schizophrenia: +2 Psychological Torture
Dimitrije Ljotić: +2 Nationalistic Leadership, +2 Law, +Judge's Suit
Black Thunder: +Black Thunder Chocolate Bar (When a bite of the bar is taken, lightning will randomly strike in the nearby area)
Kartouwe: +Kartouwe Cannon
Status: Normal
Assets: Judge's Suit, Black Thunder Chocolate Bar (When a bite of the bar is taken, lightning will randomly strike in the nearby area), Kartouwe Cannon, Lighter
Allies: 4 Patriots [Handguns, Knives]
Abilities:
Black Hole Swallow Technique - Swallows any dangerous weapon or object that can fit inside his stomach with no negative effects.
Fire-breath Manipulator - Inhales a nearby source of fire and then can breathe it out of his mouth.
Name: Hawk132
Gender: Male
Nationality: Chilean
Lucho Gatica: +2
Bolero Dancing, +2 Acting
Vegetable juice: +Ability: Juice Up!
Jim Webb: +2 Naval Ability, +2 Politics, +Politican's Suit, +Ability: I want my 10 Minutes!
Bongolo: +2 Medic, +2 Romance
North American cuisine: +2 Cooking American Cuisine, +Grill
Status: Left Kidney Shot [Pain: -1 to all actions, Moderate Bleeding], Right Shoulder Pierced [-2 to all two handed actions, Pain: -1 to all actions, Moderate Bleeding]
Assets: Grill, Police Pistol [9/9], 2 Plastic Bags of Vegetables, AR15 Assault Rifle [10/30] [Moderate Reload], Katana, Bicycle [Damaged]
Abilities:
Juice Up - Can instantly turn any vegetable he comes in contact to into juice. Also, metabolizes vegetable juice very quickly to the point it can actually heal him. E.g., 10 Juiced carrots = 1 Medkit.
I want my 10 Minutes! (Passive) - Constantly demands to have a full, uninterrupted ten minutes so that he can say what he wants. Super effective against Anderson Cooper.
Name: AbstractTraitorHero
Gender: Male
Nationality: English/American
Aston Martin DP212: +Aston Martin DP212 Sports Car
Joel Halliwell: +2 Horseback Riding, +2 Inspiration, +English WWI Uniform
Dzhamal Otarsultanov: +2 Wrestling
Ira Shafer: +2 Law, +2 Politics
Jon Denning: +2 Driving
Status: Normal
Assets: Aston Martin DP212 Sports Car, English WWI Uniform, Green Bay Amateur Wrestling Champion Belt, The Apartment [$1,700, Portable Television, Dresser, Various Essentials]
Love Interest - Autumn [Smitten]
Name: Greatness942
Gender: Male
Nationality: Japanese/French
Regenerative Medicine: +Ability: Enhanced Regeneration
2005 Asian Athletics Championships – Men's javelin throw: +2 Javelin-Throwing, +2 Javelins
Tōdō Heisuke: +2 Swords, +Katana, +Wakizashi, +Samurai Armor
The Misadventures of Merlin Jones: +Mindwarper Helmet
Michel Boivin: +2 History & Anthropology (+3 Muslim History & Anthropology)
Magdalena Piekarska: +2 Fencing (+3 Swords Total), +Rapier
Bayan Ko: +2 Politics, +2 Corruption Investigation
Status: Right Shoulder Shot [-1 to two handed rolls, Moderate Bleeding, Arrow lodged deep in wound, Pain: -1 to all rolls], Stomach Shot [Light Bleeding]
Kills: 2
Assets: 2 Javelins, Katana, Wakizashi, Rapier, Portable Radio, AR15 Assault Rifle [16/30], Long Length of Wire, Various Mechanical Parts
Abilities:
Enhanced Regeneration - Body heals from wounds and recovers from diseases much faster than normal human beings.
Name: High tyrol
Gender: Female
Nationality: American
Dorothy Parker: +2 Poetry, +2 Short Story Writing, +2 Wit, +Flapper's Dress
2001 Australian Grand Prix: +2 Racecar Driving, + Racecar
Michael Goodwin: +2 Architecture, +1 Political Persuasion
Vulsellum: +Hooked Forceps
Armstrong Whitworth Siskin: +Armstrong Whitworth Siskin WWI Biplane
Tres dólares de plomo: +2 Wild West Guns, +2 Horseback Riding, +Wild West Revolver, +Cowboy Hat
Status: Right Shoulder Shot [-2 Two-handed Actions], Right Hand Broken, Whole Body Bruised & Cut
Kills: 1
Assets: Racercar, Hooked Forceps, Standard Quality WWII Dogfighting Poem, Wild West Revolver [0/6] [Moderate Reload], Cowboy Hat
Name: "Dad" Person
Gender: Male
Nationality: American
Borscht Film Festival: +2 Directing, +2 Film Knowledge
William H. Hay: +2 Large Scale Infantry Tactics, +2 Trench Warfare, +2 WWI-Era Firearms, +1 Swords, +2 Horseback Riding, +M1911 Pistol, +WWI Officer's Sword, +WWI General's Uniform, +Ally: Buffalo Soldier, +Nickname: "Dad"
Blackfoot Idaho: +Gargantuan Mobile Potato
Sérvulo Gutiérrez: +2 Painting
Laki Pingvini: +2 New Wave/Synthpop/Pop Rock Music
Fred Carr: +2 Tackling, +1 Throwing, +Metal Disk, +Metal Sphere, +Football Helmet
Status: Face Grazed Shot, Right Ankle Shot [-1 Agility], Lower Left Leg Torn [Moderate Bleeding]
Kills: 1
Assets: M1911 Pistol [2/7] [Jammed], WWI Officer's Sword, WWI General's Uniform, Gargantuan Mobile Potato (Giant Saddle, Steering Wheel, 6 Wheels, Motor), Metal Disk, Metal Sphere, Football Helmet, Professional Medical Kit [Trauma Pads, 2 Medical Slings, 4 Cold Compresses, Burn Relief Gel, 4 Vinyl Gloves, Other Miscellaneous Medical Equipment]
Allies:
Name: NAV
Gender: Male
Nationality: British/Polish
The Last Seven: +2 Scavenging, +2 Demon Hunting, +Bullpup Assault Rifle, +Post-Apocalyptic Rags
Bill Spence: +2 Driving, +Sports Car
Jaws Unleashed: +Ability: We Need A Bigger Boat
Ludomir Benedyktowicz: +2 Landscape Painting, +1 Guerrilla Warfare, +1 War Poetry, +1 Chess
Cardenas Medal: Cardenas Medal
Status: Fine
Assets: $595, Bullpup Assault Rifle [24/38] [Moderate Reload], Post-Apocalyptic Rags, Sports Car, Cardenas Medal, Fancy Watch, Gold Necklace, 2 Wedding Rings, Various Credit Cards
Abilities:
We Need A Bigger Boat! - While in water, NAV can turn into a Giant Great White Shark. While in this form, he gains +4 Swimming, +3 Biting, and eating large living organisms, such as dolphins or humans, will cure wounds.
Name: TinFoilTopHat
Gender: Female
Nationality: Japanese/Icelandic
Bernard Barton: +2 Quaker Poetry
Shadow Warrior: +2 Kung-Fu, +2 Japanese Weaponry, +2 Machine Guns, +Katana, +Uzi, +Railgun, + 3 Sticky Bombs, +Badass Bodyguard Suit
Mary Proctor: +2 Astronomy
The Viking Sagas: +2 Viking Weaponry, +2 Sailing, +Two-handed Battle Ax, +Ability: Viking Berserker
Odile Singa: +2 Sprinting
Status: Fine
Assets: Katana, Uzi [30/30] [Moderate Reload], Railgun [Scope: +1 Long-Distance, -1 Short-Distance] [7/7] [Long Reload] , 3 Sticky Bombs, Badass Bodyguard Suit, Two-handed Battle Ax
Abilities:
Viking Berserker: When you are moderately wounded, +1 to Offensive Rolls. When you are heavily wounded, +2 to Offensive Rolls.
In a case of the teacher learning from the student, Greatness's game has lead me to consider new victory rewards for this one. How would you guys feel if the victor got something like a random article from the wikia of their choice, or the ability to influence the starting location of the next game?
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