What comes to your mind when Wisconsin is mentioned? The mighty cheese industry? The prestigious Green Bay Packers? It's going to be either one or both of those things, because Wisconsin doesn't really have anything else. Certainly not in the sleepy, quiet town of Denmark, which bears no resemblance to the Viking-Kingdom-Turned-Socialist-Drug-Utopia. Denmark, WI, has a population of a little over 2,000, a few roads and buildings, and is identical to the many small towns that are scattered throughout the Mid-west United States.
That changes today.
Today, 10 souls battle for the glory of the Gods, but this time there's a twist; several more are already on their way, ready to jump in as soon as combatants begin to eliminate one another. One of these many contestants will be blessed with a vast array of superhuman abilities, and it will be up to the survivors to stop them. But for now, it's merely a free-for-all as an invisible bell bellows throughout the town, signaling the beginning of the tournament.
Andres steps out of the local fire department donning a Fireproof Suit, stuffed with concealed weapons. A hefty Fire Extinguisher is strapped to the back of his suit. His hair-do puts his luscious golden locks on display and occasionally a green liquid escapes from his maw.
Powder Miner looks down upon the town from a hill, stroking his chin. "This looks like a fine planet to colonize, is it not?" He asks his muscular servant who responds with an affirmative grunt.
Megggas runs through the streets of the town, waving around sugar packets and forceps. "GOD WILL TAKE NO PITY ON YOU SINNERS! ALL OF YOU ARE SINNERS! REPENT OR FACE THE ETERNAL HELLFIRE!" People evacuate the sidewalks to get out of Meggas's way, who dashes through the roads with no regards to traffic. This leads to him getting hit by a pick-up truck going at about 50 miles per hour. Meggas flies across the road and hits the pavement, but instead of lying there hurt or dead, he immediately jumps to his feet, looking no worse than if he had tripped over a rock.
Peradon exits out of an electronics shop decked out like a warrior from a fantasy novel. He jumps around assuming a Kung-Fu stance, ready to pounce on the first combatant he sees. When it's clear that no one has spotted him yet, he gets down on one knee and begins action-rolling away....
Abstract throws away his sandwich wrapper and begins cruising down the street, his leather jacket and jeans combined with his short haircut make it clear that he's a man from a rough place, and he's got the means to take care of business. He mutters to himself, "I will take care of these punks like Vazytiknov took care of the Russian Extra-Stimulus Action Program in the Fall of 2002. Yah."
High Tyrol rides into town on his Horse, removing a Cigar from his mouth and exhaling. "Let's see how many revolutionary scum we can kill today Monsieur," he says to his trusted mount as he takes his Musket out of its holster.
Tomasque stands up on a table in Gun Show, a local restaurant. "Ladies and Gentlemen of America, I promise you that I am the best candidate running for President and I will prove this by winning the Wiki-Warfare Grand Tournament. I will leave my opponents like I left that sonva'bitch in Vietnam who threw a grenade at me...he won't be competing in this, that's for sure, heh heh..." Tomasque exits the restaurant to a round of unsure and awkward applause.
Ukranian Ranger is substituting for a Science Teacher at the Denmark Public High School when the Bell sounds. "That's all for today kids. Read pages 80 through 102 in the textbook tonight. You have a free period until your next class." He briskly walks out; one of the students peeks his head out of the door. "Mr. Ranger, why are you in such a hurry?" Ranger stops for a second and then responds, "I have something to prove. For myself. For science." He grips his metallic right hand and exits the school.
Execute/Dumbo exits a clothing store wearing a new fine fur coat; a permanent scowl marking his face as if everything that he could see was going to try and stab him in the back. "Yuri," he says to his subject, an aristocrat in a Thick Woolen Coat, "I believe it's time for me to take a new throne." The Boyar bows, "Of course it is your majesty, and I happily pledge you my services."
"That's some big cheese." Pikorge stares at the main attraction of Denmark, a cheese named 'Steve's Cheese', a 2-and-a-half block of cheese. "Damn. Oh wait, that's the bell. Gotta' go." Pikorge leaves, readying his sword for battle, still thinking about all that cheese. Just sitting there.
Matthew Kasten: +2 Hairstyling, +2 Photography, +2 Wig-makingGunda: +Pistol, +Chain Whip, Become Indian Crime Boss, +Ability: Gunda's Revenge
Andrès Landman: +3 Ice Skating, +Ice Skates
Anaheim Fire & Rescue: +2 Firefighting, +2 Medical, +Fireproof Suit, +Fire Extinguisher
Polemon christyi: +Ability: Venomous Fangs
Status: Normal
Assets: Pistol, Chain Whip, Ice Skates, Fireproof Suit, Fire Extinguisher
Abilities:
Gunda's Revenge (Passive) - Gain +2 to Offensive Rolls against anyone who kills an Ally.
Venomous Fangs - Gain Venomous Fangs.
Sugar Packet: +Box of Sugar Packets.
Bulldogs Forceps: +Bulldogs Forceps.
Sodomy: +Ability: Wrath of God Upon the Sodomites
Joseph Gervais: +2 Trapping, +2 Exploration
Automotive Crash Injury Research Center: +Ability: Crash Resistant
Status: Normal
Assets: Sugar Packets, Bulldog Forceps
Abilities:
Wrath of God Upon the Sodomites - Call down a rain of holy fire and judgement upon the city or area that the User is in. The amount of destruction caused is relative to how much the 'Sin of Lust' has "corrupted" the targeted area. The Wrath will effect all players equal, including the User. One use per game.
Crash Resistant - Does not receive damage from automobile crashes and impacts.
Đorđe Lašić: +2 Military Combat, +WWII Yugoslav Officer's Uniform, +WWII Officer's Pistol
Stone Valley Recreation Area: +2 Hiking, +2 Fishing
Jim Webb: +2 Naval Ability, +2 Politics, +Ability: I want my 10 Minutes!
San Diego Botanic Garden: +2 Botany, +Really Spiky Plant in a Pot
Shloer: +12-pack of Shloer Soda
Status: Normal
Assets: WWII Yugoslav Officer's Uniform, WWII Officer's Pistol, Really Spiky Plant in a Pot, 12-pack of Shloer Soda
Abilities:
I want my 10 Minutes! (Passive) - Constantly demands to have a full, uninterrupted ten minutes so that he can say what he wants. Super effective against Anderson Cooper.
Arecibo Observatory: +3 Radio Astronomy, +3 Atmospheric Science, +3 Radar Astronomy
German News Information Services GmbH: +2 Journalism, Become Radical Journalist
Olu Aboluwoye: +2 Chemistry
Fullmetal Alchemist: +Metal Prosthetic Right Arm, +Metal Prosthetic Left Leg, +Ability: Transmutation Alchemy
Lewis O'Brien: +2 Politics, +2 Medical
Status: Normal
Assets: Metal Prosthetic Right Arm, Metal Prosthetic Left Leg
Abilities:
Transmutation Alchemy - To perform Alchemy, 1 turn must be devoted to creating an Alchemy Circle, which can be drawn in any material; paint, pencil, blood, or even just carved into dirt or stone. The Circle must be adequately sized for whatever the Alchemist wants to create. Once the Circle is properly complete, the Alchemist can use matter in the surrounding area to create whatever they desire. The bigger and more complicated a Transmutation is, the harder it becomes, to the point that it can even be dangerous or deadly to the Alchemist.
Karaindash: +2 Administration, +2 Diplomacy
Rufa Mae Quinto: +2 Acting, +2 Singing
The Other Face of Janus: +Ability: Trans-dimensional Painting Transportation
Arman Sedghi: +2 Engineering
Sviatopolk I of Kiev: +2 Military Strategy, +2 Assassination, +Loyal Boyar Subject
Status: Normal
Assets: Loyal Boyar Subject (Thick Hat, Thick Woolen Coat, Dagger)
Abilities:
Trans-dimensional Painting Transportation - Can open up portals in paintings to travel in and out of them. A strange and enigmatic power, use it carefully.
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