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[Teneb]

Illuminati Aliens vs The Beast when?

Shitpost aside, it's likely just NASA trolling the tinfoil hat people with the choice of announcement date.

[miauw62]

FLOWING WATER CAN'T CLOG SPACE TIRES CURIOSITY WAS AN INSIDE JOB WAKE UP SHEEPLE

[mainiac]

Good story, I approve.

What are the chances that the apocalypse is actually the events of the Doom videogame?

[GiglameshDespair]

Check both of Mars' moons are there. If one of them is missing, currently in Hell, then perhaps worry.

[GiglameshDespair]

Yeah, Deimos disappears, the player is sent to Phobos.
At the end of the first chapter, you teleport to the Deimos moon base, which at the end of episode 2 you discover is above Hell.
So episode 3 is where you climb down and storm your way through hell.

[Loud Whispers]

FULL HARVEST BLOOD MOON SALTY MARS WATER COINCIDES WITH DISCOVERY OF GLOW TURTLE

[nenjin]

Someone at NASA clearly enjoys agitating believers of New Age Christian Apocalypse prophecies to celebrate their scientific discovery. Sort of like having butter on your bread.

[Loud Whispers]

BUTTER MY BISCUIT

[Spehss _]

Mars terraforming colony when.

[Cthulhu]

The stars haven't fallen, the kings of the world haven't fled the cities to hide from the apocalypse, the two prophets haven't appeared and the beast hasn't killed them, it's not really clear if there's one beast or several, etc. etc. etc.

But there was a red moon so there's that. 

I really don't understand this "blood moon" shit.  Is that referring specifically to the tetrad or do orbital phenomena have marketing teams now?

[Frumple]

Pretty sure it's specifically for the tetrad. Could just be red one's in general if you're being more boring, though, I guess.

[Spehss _]

Guys. What if it wasn't the moon we were looking at that was blood red, but it was Mars pretending to be our moon.

This is surely a sign of the end times.

[Bouchart]

Stop looking at the sky!

[RedKing]

Pretty sure it's specifically for the tetrad. Could just be red one's in general if you're being more boring, though, I guess.

Nope, it's for any lunar eclipse.

Y'know what's really fun? The solar eclipse that happens in 2 years passes right over my college campus; its longest duration of visibility will be right overhead here. All 4 blood moons were at some point visible on campus.

University of Megiddo? 

[Cthulhu]

I've seen a ton of red lunar eclipses, first one was when I was in first grade, but the first time I heard the phrase "blood moon" from anyone was last year, at the start of the tetrad.  And now it seems to have taken over.