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[PTTG??]

Patch Impending_Calamity just dropped! They called it a "pre-hotfix," so I guess they're planning something bigger soon?

Fixes:
VR mode doesn't cause enduring psychosis.
Villager next to windmill in New Lesser Dirtstick is now wearing Filthy Rags instead of Dirty Scraps.
It's now possible to resize the minimap in the init.

Features:
Added decorative piles of sticks so you don't have to build kindling piles when you want to decorate with piles of sticks. They can be ignited if you like.
P now equals NP [USER REQUESTED FEATURE]
Removed "Aliby" quest as Willary has escaped from prison.
Worldgen is in, but in a compromise, we made it so that it always makes the same map.

And one final note, we'd like to welcome a new artist to the team, Kilman. He's a great animator, and possesses some fascinating tattoos!

[TheBiggerFish]

Oooh boy.

[Kadzar]

P now equals NP [USER REQUESTED FEATURE]

Fricking finally!

[NJW2000]

So they didn't fix the thing where the garbage apes who were only meant to roam in packs of prime numbers occasionally wandered around on their own, the fucking lazy scumbag devs worse than no man's sky, at least the devs on that are still trying to make the goddamn game.

I mean, that glitch just ruined the experience for me. Total buzzkill.

[TheBiggerFish]

Is 1 a prime though?

[NJW2000]

That's the point. They shouldn't have opened up the debate at all. I hate it when fantasy games try to be all edgy and political, the stupid Agrok Council quest when you just had to listen to 3,000 lines of dialogue about corruption in the establishment and then not do anything was bad enough :/

[IcyTea31]

I personally liked the fight against the filibuster in the Agrok Council. Did you figure out you can attack the dialogue box with ranged weapons? It only took me 49 minutes to blast it down when I did the quest.

[PTTG??]

Hey, my tracker found that the copyright number on the GGC website just updated from 1999-2016 to 1922-2016. Could this be the update ARG people are talking about?

[NJW2000]

Yeah, just like them to work on that rather than drafting the new DLC I pre-brought before the game came out. Fuckin crooks.

[PTTG??]

Yeah, just like them to work on that rather than drafting the new DLC I pre-brought before the game came out. Fuckin crooks.

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Nice work. That was so in-character that I almost composed a scathing response defending a game that doesn't exist.

[Ibid Straydrink]

My God, did I really buy the pre-rerelease for this shit? The devs need to stop tweaking the game balance back and forth, and just and fix their goddamned settlement system. I can't get past 602 people because of these fucking gnome sieges. It's bullshit.

[TheBiggerFish]

Yeah, just like them to work on that rather than drafting the new DLC I pre-brought before the game came out. Fuckin crooks.

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Nice work. That was so in-character that I almost composed a scathing response defending a game that doesn't exist.

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wwwwwrrrrriiiiiittttteeeeee iiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttt

I only found out about this when I found this thread...

[Tomasque]

I personally liked the fight against the filibuster in the Agrok Council. Did you figure out you can attack the dialogue box with ranged weapons? It only took me 49 minutes to blast it down when I did the quest.

This! This is why I buy the Wand of Muting! But every time I pull it out a new text box opens and my character puts it away! I thought I could finish this quest in 5 seconds with this thing, but it ended up taking a freakin' eternity!

[Kadzar]

My God, did I really buy the pre-rerelease for this shit? The devs need to stop tweaking the game balance back and forth, and just and fix their goddamned settlement system. I can't get past 602 people because of these fucking gnome sieges. It's bullshit.

It's not bullshit; you're just a nub. Everyone know that to counteract gnomes you just need an equal number of emongs.

[Ibid Straydrink]

My God, did I really buy the pre-rerelease for this shit? The devs need to stop tweaking the game balance back and forth, and just and fix their goddamned settlement system. I can't get past 602 people because of these fucking gnome sieges. It's bullshit.

It's not bullshit; you're just a nub. Everyone know that to counteract gnomes you just need an equal number of emongs.

Wait, what? What even is an emong, and where do you recruit them? Do they get along with trolls?

I've just been sticking around The Slopes, mostly.....