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[PTTG??]

Woah, hotfix v99.9999864.0.0.3a just released:

thunder♥♥♥♥, dev team leader here: Got my occulus rift today. We added full VR support.

[Trapezohedron]

Holy hell, that absolutely breaks Protectors! What are they thinking?!

[Tomasque]

 Ive found a bug in the eat a baby quest. When I'm in the nursery, I hear the voice saying that I can eat all the babies, but once I eat one, I can't eat the rest. Is this a glitch? Please help me, I want to eat all the babies!

[Powder Miner]

I selected the Corn Farmer class, then got distracted and missed the dialogue for the opening quest doing a chore. I don't know who to talk to to get the first task, so I've sort of just been growing crops and selling them to the starter town NPCs.

It's relaxing.

[IcyTea31]

Why did they remove the reverse mesh occlusion? I was doing a killing in stealth with it. Monster death is nice, though, as I always felt bad stabbing innocent little girls in their lieu.

It also looks like "Locate Willary's Alibi" has an ARG part to it. I should travel to GGC's hometown for it, but I don't know anyone in the area. Any locals willing to act as a guide?

[NJW2000]

Yeah, those are the changes they say they've made 

[PTTG??]

Why did they remove the reverse mesh occlusion? I was doing a killing in stealth with it. Monster death is nice, though, as I always felt bad stabbing innocent little girls in their lieu.

It also looks like "Locate Willary's Alibi" has an ARG part to it. I should travel to GGC's hometown for it, but I don't know anyone in the area. Any locals willing to act as a guide?

Do you speak Lithuanian?

[IcyTea31]

No, but I do know enough Estonian to survive. The Baltic countries are all the same, right?

[Kadzar]

So I've started a new playthrough as an Ocean Mage. They're really powerful, and can do awesome things like summon tsunamis at-will when in the vicinity of an ocean. Unfortunately, it seems there aren't any oceans of water in the current build (at least, not that I've been able to find), and all my class abilities are based on that, so I'm basically playing a commoner right now.

Fortunately, they've added in NPC companions at some point, so Eilg'ork the twice-orc Dinosaur Smith has been doing most of the heavy lifting for me, combat-wise. The downside is that he spends most fights spouting off his tragic backstory, and he keeps trying to get me to go on quests to rescue his clan members, even though I've rescued about 50 of them so far, which sort of conflicts with his backstory of being the last of his tribe.

I think I have a way I can fight without having to rely on Eilg'ork, but I need some information first. Has anyone here completed the quest to become an Edgelord?

[NJW2000]

Yes, and whatever happens you'll need protection from fractals. Like, this isn't a spoiler, the devs just fucked up on it, the fractal bullet sponge spam doesn't add  anything to the game, even with a Spendrible +5 Ring on, it's utter bullshit.

[Powder Miner]

Still haven't found the opening NPC, but my farm has struck up a pretty nice trade
Maybe I'll use that marriage function with one of the NPC girls and just settle down for a nice life of growing corn.

[Tomasque]

Still haven't found the opening NPC, but my farm has struck up a pretty nice trade
Maybe I'll use that marriage function with one of the NPC girls and just settle down for a nice life of growing corn.

You don't want to do that...

[Powder Miner]

aaaaagh

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

WELP I found the opening NPC and got the quest where the ENTIRE OPENING CITY BURNS DOWN it's all gone, crops, everything

[IcyTea31]

Still haven't found the opening NPC, but my farm has struck up a pretty nice trade
Maybe I'll use that marriage function with one of the NPC girls and just settle down for a nice life of growing corn.

You don't want to do that...

Indeed you don't. Lesson learned the hard way: you should at least get some combat skills before growing plants en masse, as there is a small chance of accidentally plowing a Corn-Fiend instead of a corn-field. And those things sure don't like farmers' spouses for some reason, as pretty much everyone I talked to about this had it go straight for their spouse.

aaaaagh

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

WELP I found the opening NPC and got the quest where the ENTIRE OPENING CITY BURNS DOWN it's all gone, crops, everything

Also that. (Ninja'd.)

[NJW2000]

So anyone beaten the Frostsquirrel yet? I've heard it said that you need it to get the Overly Large Intercontinental Trebuchet Frost Gem, but don't go for ranged spells much, so didn't look. But I'm wondering about doing it anyway, because its so hyped by everyone. Unless its just some stupid bulet sponge enemy.