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Best method of cooking potatoes.

[Frumple]

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Perhaps we should have a debate on the best way to cook potatoes. The best part about such a debate being it's a trick -- there is no singular best way to cook potatoes, only many different paths to great spudness.

[Baffler]

Obviously a baked potato is a happy potato, preferably with as little added to it as possible. Some chives with butter or sour cream (but not both) are acceptable, within reason.

[Frumple]

Mm... my preferred baked potato is with it sliced in half, cross-hatched, and then drizzled with teriyaki sauce. No butter, no sour cream, no peeling, eat it by hand. Sometimes some cheese melted into it. Occasionally with ketchup or BBQ sauce ^_^

That's just baked, though. There's a lot of different ways to cook potato

[Loud Whispers]

PEOPLE, DO NOT FORGET THE WORDS OF THE TRINITY; BOIL EM, MASH EM AND STICK EM IN A STEW

[Yoink]

All potatoes are yummy (unless they're soggy, grease-soaked and/or cold chips), but mashed potatoes are the very best. 
If you do it right, that is- get 'em nice and fluffy, melt-in-your-mouth delicious.

[Frumple]

PEOPLE, DO NOT FORGET THE WORDS OF THE TRINITY; BOIL EM, MASH EM AND STICK EM IN A STEW

Also very good! It's tricky to get the potato to stew ratio down right when you're dealing with mashed ones, but once you do you end up with a thicker stew that is just amazing. Not too far from mashed with gravy, just sorta' in the other direction. Hard to describe, but I actually do something very similar with regularity to noodle bowls. Is step one of turning barely satisfying noodle dish into filling meal of deliciousness.

[Arx]

Are- are you making me choose between chips*, roast potato, and mash? I can't do that! Honorable mention to dicing them into a stew or potjie.

*Apparently they're called 'fries' in America? Weird.

[Frumple]

For extra bonus points, we call something else chips, too. Crisps, I think they're called in the UK? No clue if there's variations on that elsewhere. Though not-fries!chips are nice, too. Just somewhat difficult to home cook.

[BFEL]

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[Helgoland]

Naah, quick really isn't one of my goals in that context.

Potatoes: My dad made a weird thing with sliced potatoes and lots of cream today which was awesome. Second place goes to Bratkartoffeln.

[Kot]

Silesian dumplings with some kind of meat sauce and some kind of salad/relish or butter or actually anything, even just Silesian dumplings without anything else.
They're so fucking cool, you can even eat them when they're cold, but they get a bit stale. Still cool.

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[Arx]

For extra bonus points, we call something else chips, too. Crisps, I think they're called in the UK? No clue if there's variations on that elsewhere. Though not-fries!chips are nice, too. Just somewhat difficult to home cook.

Where I live, they're all just 'chips', sometimes qualified with 'hot'. It's only occasionally confusing.

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[Baffler]

Naah, quick really isn't one of my goals in that context.

Beaten to the punch by Helgoland. It's the best when you were you expecting something dirty? though.

[spümpkin]

EVRYEONE. I HAVE DECIDED TO JUST LET EVERYONE SAY THEIR OPINION ON THE TOPIC AND THEN IF THERE IS A DIWAGREEMENT THEY CAN DEBATE. OTHERWISE, THIS SHALL NOW BE KNOWN AS THE PEACEUPFUL DEBATE/DISCUSSION THREAD. GOOD DAY.

[Kot]

EVRYEONE. I HAVE DECIDED TO JUST LET EVERYONE SAY THEIR OPINION ON THE TOPIC AND THEN IF THERE IS A DIWAGREEMENT THEY CAN DEBATE. OTHERWISE, THIS SHALL NOW BE KNOWN AS THE PEACEUPFUL DEBATE/DISCUSSION THREAD. GOOD DAY.

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