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[Ruttiger]

Dibeshlisid, "Crazyclash", A cave crocodile leather short skirt

This is a cave crocodile short leather skirt. All craftdwarfship is of the highest  quality. It is encrusted with rock salt, studded with bronze, decorated with giant cave spider silk and encircled with bands of clear glass and green glass.  This object menaces with spikes of cave spider silk and turtle shell.  On the item is an image of squares in cave crocodile leather.

Aptly named, I think.  I can't think of any clothing this wouldn't clash with.  Hell, it clashes with itself.

How would attach that much stuff to a Dwarf sized short skirt?

[Jreengus]

its hung off the spikes of cave spider silk like talismans. the real question is how do they make the cave spider silk hard enough to make spikes from it?

[Pwnage_Incarnate]

quote:its hung off the spikes of cave spider silk like talismans. the real question is how do they make the cave spider silk hard enough to make spikes from it?

It's gelled into spikes, just like the hair of the person who would wear this.

[Samyotix]

Dwarf fashion ... *shudder*

Arbanavuz, "Cradlemined", a frill shark leather toga
This is a frill shark leather toga. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is decorated with Rope reed and encircled with bands of Rock salt. This object is adorned with hanging rings of turtle bone and Plume agate and menaces with spikes of turtle shell and Bismuth.
On the item is an image of a Native silver mechanisms in frill shark leather.
On the item is an image of a dwarf and dwarves in Rock salt. The dwarf is surrounded by the dwarves.

Hmm, actually I think I had some friends who dressed like that back in the late Eighties ... leather jacket with rows of (more impractical than menacing) studs, too many leather arm rings, and typically a t-shirt with an image on it such as "band member surrounded by band members".
Mechanisms ... wasn't there one on that Ministry album? Hm        

[ March 27, 2008: Message edited by: Samyotix ]

[Toaster]

Start making engravings until someone makes one of the creation of the skirt.  You'll appreciate the result.

[Kyselina]

quote:Originally posted by Toaster:
<STRONG>Start making engravings until someone makes one of the creation of the skirt.  You'll appreciate the result.</STRONG>

You pervert.....

Well, only if a female dwarf will wear it. If a man...

You gay.....

[ March 28, 2008: Message edited by: Kyselina ]

[Alaern]

I thought that gays ARE pervert.
But female dwarfs in mini-skirts and japanese schoolgirl uniform... er... did I just say that aloud?

[Kyselina]

Yes you did. But you know, 80% people imagine that.

[Metal Chao]

quote:Originally posted by Kyselina:
<STRONG>Yes you did. But you know, 80% people imagine that.</STRONG>

Seriously?
I didn't think most people found short women with long beards attractive.

[numerobis]

quote:Originally posted by Alaern:
<STRONG>I thought that gays ARE pervert.</STRONG>

What a bizarre thought.

[Ubersoldat]

quote:Engraved on the wall is a masterfully designed image of a dwarf and a cave crocodile leather short skirt by Urist Hefner. The dwarf is raising the cave crocodile leather short skirt.

I suppose this is the equivalent of Dwarven dirty magazines.

[Troas]

quote:It is encrusted with rock salt

Somehow I think one of your dwarves was trying to make a "cocktail dress" and got a bit confused.  You might want to have "DRY CLEAN ONLY" engraved onto it, as I don't think it would be a good idea to take this through the dwarf wash-o-matic.