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LordBrassroast

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Re: The Illustrated Dwarf
« Reply #120 on: February 29, 2016, 05:44:37 pm »
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Re: The Illustrated Dwarf
« Reply #121 on: February 29, 2016, 05:57:32 pm »
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on February 27, 2016, 01:31:22 pm
Fluffy wambler in 3...2...1...pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaseletthisbefluffywambler...
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: The Illustrated Dwarf
« Reply #122 on: March 01, 2016, 12:42:24 pm »
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Quote from: evileeyore on May 18, 2011, 10:41:52 am
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Give a man a fire, and you keep him warm for a day.  Light a man on fire and you keep him warm for the rest of his life.
The great Dwarfen Philosopher Urist McConfused said it best:  "Light a kitten on fire and it will run screaming into the booze stockpile and catch the whole fort up.  I know, we tested it in twelve different forts and it always happened."

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Re: The Illustrated Dwarf
« Reply #123 on: March 03, 2016, 10:18:06 am »
Did you know that you can have shadows on your eyeballs?  It's true!

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Quote from: evileeyore on May 18, 2011, 10:41:52 am
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Give a man a fire, and you keep him warm for a day.  Light a man on fire and you keep him warm for the rest of his life.
The great Dwarfen Philosopher Urist McConfused said it best:  "Light a kitten on fire and it will run screaming into the booze stockpile and catch the whole fort up.  I know, we tested it in twelve different forts and it always happened."

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Re: The Illustrated Dwarf
« Reply #124 on: March 03, 2016, 11:59:04 am »
mh, I always thought of fluffy wamblers as rabbits. *looks in the Wiki* ...huh, the more you know. Soooo....Fluffy Wamblers are basically Ewoks, but even smaller than a cat? Shocking.
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« Reply #125 on: March 03, 2016, 02:57:09 pm »
Quote from: Kadian on March 03, 2016, 11:59:04 am
mh, I always thought of fluffy wamblers as rabbits. *looks in the Wiki* ...huh, the more you know. Soooo....Fluffy Wamblers are basically Ewoks, but even smaller than a cat? Shocking.

I'm not sure how they can chew through bags and other containers when they lack teeth, or mouths.  I believe they look at other creatures-Dwarfs, for example-with sad puppy dog eyes until they do what they want.
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Quote from: evileeyore on May 18, 2011, 10:41:52 am
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Give a man a fire, and you keep him warm for a day.  Light a man on fire and you keep him warm for the rest of his life.
The great Dwarfen Philosopher Urist McConfused said it best:  "Light a kitten on fire and it will run screaming into the booze stockpile and catch the whole fort up.  I know, we tested it in twelve different forts and it always happened."

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« Reply #126 on: March 03, 2016, 05:33:14 pm »
Quote from: Kadian on March 03, 2016, 11:59:04 am
mh, I always thought of fluffy wamblers as rabbits. *looks in the Wiki* ...huh, the more you know. Soooo....Fluffy Wamblers are basically Ewoks, but even smaller than a cat? Shocking.
Huh.  I'd always pictured them as Tribbles.
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Re: The Illustrated Dwarf
« Reply #127 on: March 03, 2016, 06:14:27 pm »
FLUFFY WAMBLERS!  HA!
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It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: The Illustrated Dwarf
« Reply #128 on: March 04, 2016, 02:31:05 am »
I had never noticed they were little humanoid lumps of fat and fuzz.
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« Reply #129 on: March 04, 2016, 11:37:16 am »
Quote from: Max™ on March 04, 2016, 02:31:05 am
I had never noticed they were little humanoid lumps of fat and fuzz.

Fat?  FAT?  They aren't fat!  There's no fat on them!

That's PUDGE!

Pfft.  Fat.
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Quote from: evileeyore on May 18, 2011, 10:41:52 am
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Give a man a fire, and you keep him warm for a day.  Light a man on fire and you keep him warm for the rest of his life.
The great Dwarfen Philosopher Urist McConfused said it best:  "Light a kitten on fire and it will run screaming into the booze stockpile and catch the whole fort up.  I know, we tested it in twelve different forts and it always happened."

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« Reply #130 on: March 04, 2016, 01:19:54 pm »
Quote from: Rydel on March 03, 2016, 05:33:14 pm
Huh.  I'd always pictured them as Tribbles.

Same here.
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Re: The Illustrated Dwarf
« Reply #131 on: March 04, 2016, 05:23:28 pm »
This belongs in the hall of legends.
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Re: The Illustrated Dwarf
« Reply #132 on: March 05, 2016, 06:38:35 pm »
Man, this is awesome!
Quote from: Melting Sky on March 04, 2016, 05:23:28 pm
This belongs in the hall of legends.
Yeah it does!
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Re: The Illustrated Dwarf
« Reply #133 on: March 05, 2016, 06:41:26 pm »
Quote from: ShadowHammer on March 05, 2016, 06:38:35 pm
Man, this is awesome!
Quote from: Melting Sky on March 04, 2016, 05:23:28 pm
This belongs in the hall of legends.
Yeah it does!
So go nominate it already!
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: The Illustrated Dwarf
« Reply #134 on: March 07, 2016, 05:03:30 am »
dooo iiit
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Is there a word that combines comedy with tragedy and farce?
Heiterverzweiflung. Not a legit German word so much as something a friend and I made up in German class once. "Carefree despair". When life is so fucked that you can't stop laughing.
http://www.collinsdictionary.com
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