Audience member who is definitely not a demigod from another universe:
"Interesting. It's been a while since I watched any game I wasn't running- this might be better than I expected."
Take the Deadman Dollars, save them, watch the fighting and whatnot.
Whatnot: 5. You phone up a bunch of hookers and tell them to come over to your stall dressed as nuns.
How much DD to fix up that mechsuit?
Repairs? let's say... 7DD for minor ones, 13 for major ones. The person controlled by the audience
wearing the mechsuit, however, is somewhat harder to glue back together.
You call that a splash attack? Mechsuit, show him what a real splash attack looks like!
Hmm. Alright, +1.
Splash at the mechsuit. Avoid if it comes near.
Name: Desmond Running
Description: A dapper man's brain, dressed in a fashionable Portuguese Man O' War. He's got some nice tentacles, I daresay.
Reason for signing up/ desire: He's running from his past.
Greatest fear: Boulders. Giant apes. Etcetera.
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:0
Dexterity:0
Endurance: 10
Speed: 10
Intelligence:0
Luck:0
Will:0
Perception:0
6v4
Weird dice. And somewhat weirder instructions.
The mechsuit charges at Desmond, flailing wildly and tripping over its own dragging, shattered leg, trying to splash water at him. He retaliates by spinning and splashing water at his foe as it runs towards him, falls over and stumbles into the path of his tentacles. The massive, jointed spikes do little damage, but the monofilament whips in his spinning limbs rapidly eat into the fabric of the mechsuit, tearing the metal and oblitaerating the lower half of the human body inside. The legs are mostly inoperable, and the human inside is losing blood fast.